Jealous husband glued wife's vagina together with superglue after accusing her of che

Hollister11

A jealous husband who thought his wife was having an affair decided to get revenge - by putting superglue on her vagina.

The green-eyed husband became obsessed with the idea that his 40-year-old wife was sleeping with her uncle after he dropped her off at home one day in South Africa.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/jealous-husband-glued-wifes-vagina-5407509

What is wrong with some people, like seriously.

Roquentin

thats messed up

The Th!ng

Did he forget to glue her mouth and asshole?

Big Nasty

Sticky situation that

El Weirdo

The Argentinian-born Cuban revolutionary?

Big Nasty

Actually WTF do the color of his eyes have to do with anything?

Nodin

Big Nasty wrote: »

Sticky situation that

Left her in a bit of a bind allright.

Nodin

Big Nasty wrote: »

Actually WTF do the color of his eyes have to do with anything?

"green eyed" = jealousy

Mr. Incognito

Big Nasty wrote: »

Actually WTF do the color of his eyes have to do with anything?

Dumbest post of the day goes to.......

YFlyer

This article mentions how you can separate your lips that are stuck with super glue.

http://lifehacker.com/5436362/how-to-remove-super-glue-from-practically-anything

Big Nasty

Nodin wrote: »

"green eyed" = jealousy

Ya don't say?

ShoulderChip

YFlyer wrote: »

This article mentions how you can separate your lips that are stuck with super glue.

http://lifehacker.com/5436362/how-to-remove-super-glue-from-practically-anything

It takes 1-2 days!

The Backwards Man

Jesus that Mirror is a big steaming pile of horse manure, they didn't even bother crediting the article they took this from, and probably didn't read it either as it actually happened two years ago.

NTC

He once tried to remove her hand... And she was still with this crazy guy.

Grab All Association

Big Nasty wrote: »

Actually WTF do the color of his eyes have to do with anything?

Colour* my Yankee friend.

Green-eyed as in jealously, envious, vengeful.

Big Nasty

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Dumbest post of the day goes to.......

You ya tik if you think that was a serious comment.

YFlyer

ShoulderChip wrote: »

It takes 1-2 days!

Be grand for the weekend.

michael999999

Loose lips, sinks ships!

Supergurrier

I bet he slipped some paracetamol into her while she slept too.

No excuse to not try the back door tonight

Macavity.

That's cuntish.

Nodin

ShoulderChip wrote: »

It takes 1-2 days!

As long as she doesn't get into a flap over it she'll be grand.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

This could be a binding problem for the SA lady. Tough to remove glue stains.

You can remove labels from jars and bottles by holding a lighter near to them for a minute or running a hair dryer over them for a few minutes. Melts the glue.

PARlance

Surely they could have came up with a better headline.

First Draft: Prick Sticks his wife's vag together

Dtp1979

Police interviewed her. She remained tight lipped

The Th!ng

The Th!ng wrote: »

Did he forget to glue her mouth and asshole?

Big Nasty wrote: »

Sticky situation that

Nodin wrote: »

Left her in a bit of a bind allright.

Supergurrier wrote: »

I bet he slipped some paracetamol into her while she slept too.

No excuse to not try the back door tonight

Macavity. wrote: »

That's cuntish.

Nodin wrote: »

As long as she doesn't get into a flap over it she'll be grand.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »

This could be a binding problem for the SA lady. Tough to remove glue stains.

Now if a man was sexually assaulted like this, and a series of female posters made 'joke' after 'joke' about it, AH would implode under the weight of male posters with their outrage at how men are laughed at, and women are treated like precious flowers.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Candie wrote: »

Now if a man was sexually assaulted like this, and a series of female posters made 'joke' after 'joke' about it, AH would implode under the weight of male posters with their outrage at how men are laughed at, and women are treated like precious flowers.

I don't get it ??

PARlance

Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »

I don't get it ??

There's a point in there somewhere... I'm sure.

AndonHandon

Candie wrote: »

Now if a man was sexually assaulted like this, and a series of female posters made 'joke' after 'joke' about it, AH would implode under the weight of male posters with their outrage at how men are laughed at, and women are treated like precious flowers.

There's always one poster who hypothesises what the reaction would be if the genders were reversed. The majority reaction is to joke however, no matter the gender.

This is a sickening assault and that poor woman has been subjected to a barbaric ordeal from which she may never recover, I can't imagine how anyone recovers from a violation like that. It's very upsetting.

Those so-called jokes are something those posters should be ashamed of.

Cold War Kid

NTC wrote: »

He once tried to remove her hand... And she was still with this crazy guy.

Unfortunately, while the logical thing to do would seem to be to leave, with domestic abuse can come a dependency on the abuser, and fear of leaving them in case of what they'd do.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Candie wrote: »

Those so-called jokes are something those posters should be ashamed of.

At this stage you're just being a stick in the mud.

floggg

Hollister11 wrote: »

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/jealous-husband-glued-wifes-vagina-5407509

What is wrong with some people, like seriously.

I wonder where is hatrickpatrick to tell us how this one cases proves how badly women are treated, and that it might lead them to stay away from men entirely.

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Jimminy Mc Fukhead wrote: »

At this stage you're just being a stick in the mud.

And you're just living up to your username.

mikom

A little mood music........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQlzOi27M

Jimminy Mc Fukhead

Candie wrote: »

And you're just living up to your username.

Be careful it's a slippery slope from ad hominem to gluing peoples genitalia

Macavity.

Candie wrote: »

And you're just living up to your username.

There's no need for that carry on now sure there's not.

Charlie19

I hope she retaliates with prickstick.

endacl

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Jesus that Mirror is a big steaming pile of horse manure, they didn't even bother crediting the article they took this from, and probably didn't read it either as it actually happened two years ago.

They did read it. It took them two years, but they did it! Without even moving their lips!!

AndonHandon

Glube.

Dyr

I can tell you from a childhood spent building airfix models..flaps are a bastard to superglue

NachoBusiness

Hope he serves a lot of time. Barbaric and sickening thing to do.

Be interesting to see though, if any female panel shows discuss the story in the same manner as they did the following one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDjUjhexTQk

Wacker The Attacker

michael999999 wrote: »

Loose lips, sinks ships!

She doesnt have loose lips anymore

The Th!ng

Lock Loctite Up Your Daughters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6-TnTFH2NY

Spunge

Candie wrote: »

Now if a man was sexually assaulted like this, and a series of female posters made 'joke' after 'joke' about it, AH would implode under the weight of male posters with their outrage at how men are laughed at, and women are treated like precious flowers.

well lately yeah probably, not but in the before-time before there was reasons for those threads to exist in the first place circa <2013-ish

2Bints1Joe

Can a mod Sticky this?

gigantic09

Was her name Celia Magee by any chance?.

Mr. Incognito

Candie wrote: »

Now if a man was sexually assaulted like this, and a series of female posters made 'joke' after 'joke' about it, AH would implode under the weight of male posters with their outrage at how men are laughed at, and women are treated like precious flowers.

In eight years on Boards i am yet to see any male outrage, despite constant threads in the ladies lounge man bashing.

None of these are misogynistic. They relate to jokes about the subject matter. A vagina. Its kinda hard to avoid not to talking about sexual assault when we are joking about a sexual assault. Its AH. If you dont want to read poor taste jokes about the subject matter then Dont open the thread. Its really easy not to be offended.

its this faux outrage that really dilutes feminist rights because when misogynism does occur people are fatigued from this sort of nonsense.

B0jangles

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

In eight years on Boards i am yet to see any male outrage, despite constant threads in the ladies lounge man bashing.

None of these are misogynistic. They relate to jokes about the subject matter. A vagina. Its kinda hard to avoid not to talking about sexual assault when we are joking about a sexual assault. Its AH. If you dont want to read poor taste jokes about the subject matter then Dont open the thread. Its really easy not to be offended.

its this faux outrage that really dilutes feminist rights because when misogynism does occur people are fatigued from this sort of nonsense.

Got any links handy?

ZiabR

That is really messed up, deranged nutcase.

Dozen Wicked Words

It's just an unpleasant story, unnecessary jokes and now the usual slagging match. Reassuringly familiar.

Tarzana2

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Dumbest post of the day goes to.......

I read his post as a joke!