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Drunk or a Kid?

  • 26-03-2015 5:22pm
    #1
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭


    Describe something stupid you did when you were either drunk or a kid. First poster to guess correctly then describes something stupid they did when they were either drunk or a kid, and so on and so forth.

    Squirted tomato ketchup all over the school. Drunk or a Kid?


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  • #2
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,440 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Squirted tomato ketchup all over the school. Drunk or a Kid?


    Given that my young lad done pretty much the same thing a while back, I'm guessing you were drunk? :D


    Crawling up the town on all fours with a cigar hanging off my lip when I look up and see my parents coming from the opposite direction in the car out looking for me?


  • #3
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Describe something stupid you did when you were either drunk or a kid. First poster to guess correctly then describes something stupid they did when they were either drunk or a kid, and so on and so forth.

    Squirted tomato ketchup all over the school. Drunk or a Kid?

    Is this like a game of paper ,rock , scissors ?


  • #4
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Describe something stupid you did when you were either drunk or a kid. First poster to guess correctly then describes something stupid they did when they were either drunk or a kid, and so on and so forth.

    Squirted tomato ketchup all over the school. Drunk or a Kid?

    Kid


  • #5
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,158 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Given that my young lad done pretty much the same thing a while back, I'm guessing you were drunk? :D


    Crawling up the town on all fours with a cigar hanging off my lip when I look up and see my parents coming from the opposite direction in the car out looking for me?
    kid


  • #6
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Given that my young lad done pretty much the same thing a while back, I'm guessing you were drunk? :D
    the evasion_kid wrote: »
    Kid

    One eyed Jack is correct. :cool:


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  • #7
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Crawling up the town on all fours with a cigar hanging off my lip when I look up and see my parents coming from the opposite direction in the car out looking for me?

    A drunk kid.


  • #8
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,440 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    A drunk kid.


    I wasn't quite a kid in fairness, could've picked a better example than when I got my Junior Cert results and went out celebrating! I sobered up fair sharpish when I got the death stare of my old man from behind the wheel of the car! :pac:


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    I wasn't quite a kid in fairness, could've picked a better example than when I got my Junior Cert results and went out celebrating! I sobered up fair sharpish when I got the death stare of my old man from behind the wheel of the car! :pac:

    You haven't read the terms an conditions.


  • #10
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Killed 3 people and fled the scene in a stolen vehicle.


  • #11
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Stapled the web of my thumb (with a stapler) to see what it felt like

    It hurt.


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  • #12
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    anncoates wrote: »
    Stapled the web of my thumb (with a stapler) to see what it felt like

    It hurt.
    That's just stupid.


  • #13
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    That's just stupid.

    Drunk.


  • #14
    nokia69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭nokia69


    smashed my neighbours back doors in with a football

    smashed his daughters back doors in


  • #15
    fizzypish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    anncoates wrote: »
    Stapled the web of my thumb (with a stapler) to see what it felt like

    It hurt.

    I'm gonna say drunk. As a kid you might be curious but I don't think you'd do it unless there waas 40 other kids roaring at you to do it.


    I had a poo outside dunne stores!


  • #16
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    That's just stupid.

    Not drunk. About 8 years old.

    In fairness, at least I know now.


  • #17
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,940 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    Killed 3 people and fled the scene in a stolen vehicle.

    Kids do the darndest things.


  • #18
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    fizzypish wrote: »
    I'm gonna say drunk. As a kid you might be curious but I don't think you'd do it unless there waas 40 other kids roaring at you to do it.


    I had a poo outside dunne stores!

    Kid.


  • #19
    thelad95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    Rang all the doorbells on the bottom of an apartment block and started running away only to run into a wall...


  • #20
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Got caught "shiftin & fingerin" Karen (aged 13) by my neighbour

    Drunk or a Kid?


  • #21
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    i was drunk as a kid


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  • #22
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Jumped from a chair atop one bed towards a chair atop another bed, hit a table between the two and fractured my collarbone.


  • #23
    fizzypish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Kid.

    100% correct. I have a long list of drunken stupidity but thankfully public defecation is not on said list. I was 3 and I don't even remember doing it. The mother on the other hand is still mortified about it to this day.


  • #24
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    PARlance wrote: »
    Got caught "shiftin & fingerin" Karen (aged 13) by my neighbour

    Drunk or a Kid?

    You were drunk and 40 years old.


  • #25
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    TPD wrote: »
    Jumped from a chair atop one bed towards a chair atop another bed, hit a table between the two and fractured my collarbone.

    Kid.

    Urinated up against a see through canopy. Drunk or a kid?


  • #26
    MightyMandarin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,723 ✭✭✭MightyMandarin


    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    Killed 3 people and fled the scene in a stolen vehicle.

    GTA


  • #27
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Macavity. wrote: »
    Kid.

    Urinated up against a see through canopy. Drunk or a kid?

    German

    Fell asleep while operating a mechanically propelled vehicle that you need to be 21 to get a license for.


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