Uniform of the local scumbags

joe stodge

What's the uniform of your local scrotes, round these parts (Darndale, north dublin) its gray tracksuit bottoms and blue super dry jpn jackets with ratty old nikes sometimes topped with a baseball hat.

Kevin McCloud

Penneys finest.

Iranoutofideas

Pimp Canes...

Lucifer MorningStar

Armani suits

jonon9

And don't forget the one hand down the pants flipping their junk.

The Diabolical Monocle

a suit, a smile, and a promise not to rezone the land for the lads.

retro:electro

Iranoutofideas wrote: »

Pimp Canes...

Ive actually seen guys walking around with these wtf

One eyed Jack

€3k tailored suits and charvet shirts.

magentis

Any member of our government,stealing from the poor and giving to their rich chronies.

Thespoofer

Iranoutofideas wrote: »

Pimp Canes...

Wouldn't surprise me if those canes had those hidden swords inside, wouldn't trust them, at all.

The Pheasant2

magentis wrote: »

Any member of our government,stealing from the poor and giving to their rich chronies.

And the corporations man! Paying off the governments so they can destroy the world man - they're like the anti Robin Hood. They need to hear the righteous indignation of the common man! Workers of the world unite!

Archeron

I thought the thread title said unicorn.

The horses are mutatin Anto, jaaaysis.

Kermit.de.frog

Saw one of these specimens today sporting the gray tracksuit bottoms half hanging off but neatly tucked in to the socks. Must have been in his early 20's i'd say. What was slightly different was the shoes with white socks rather than runners which somehow had the effect of making it look even worse (like anyone thought it was possible). You can't but laugh. Gray bottoms seem the trend this year.

The King of Moo

Cloth cap, extended forelock for ease of pulling, cardboard shoes.

SEPT 23 1989

Any suggestions from the After Hours fashionistas of what working class kids should be wearing this summer season?

Fr_Dougal

Dublin jerseys. :eek:

Larbre34

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Any suggestions from the After Hours fashionistas of what working class kids should be wearing this summer season?

Deodorant and always condoms.

drunkmonkey

The sock thing is for shoplifting or pickpocketing. It's not a fashion statement, purely for theft.
Should be a chargeable offence.

Sheep Lover

drunkmonkey wrote: »

The sock thing is for shoplifting or pickpocketing. It's not a fashion statement, purely for theft.
Should be a chargeable offence.

The tucked in socks will stop a 40 inch TV from sliding out of the trouser leg is it? The cunning fcukers.

I took my socks in my tracksuit when I'm home, it's warmer.

umop apisdn

Sheep Lover wrote: »

The tucked in socks will stop a 40 inch TV from sliding out of the trouser leg is it? The cunning fcukers.

I took my socks in my tracksuit when I'm home, it's warmer.

All you need now is an excuse for the pimp cane

Royal Legend

Sheep Lover wrote: »

The tucked in socks will stop a 40 inch TV from sliding out of the trouser leg is it? The cunning fcukers.

I took my socks in my tracksuit when I'm home, it's warmer.

you scumbag you

Sheep Lover

umop apisdn wrote: »

All you need now is an excuse for the pimp cane

Pfft, I don't need an excuse for that. Although the spitting at children has got me some funny looks.

Kermit.de.frog

Sheep Lover wrote: »

The tucked in socks will stop a 40 inch TV from sliding out of the trouser leg is it? The cunning fcukers.

I took my socks in my tracksuit when I'm home, it's warmer.

You stick your hands down your cacks too to keep them warm ahead of dinner yeah?


It's all about function. Functional clothing.

Sheep Lover

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You stick your hands down your cacks too to keep them warm ahead of dinner yeah?

No idea what meant by this, do you suck your own balls for dinner or something? Confusing.

Either way, you're all missing out. Millions of scumbags across the globe wouldn't do it for just fashion purposes.

Kermit.de.frog

Sheep Lover wrote: »

No idea what meant by this, do you suck your own balls for dinner or something? Confusing.

Either way, you're all missing out. Millions of scumbags across the globe wouldn't do it for just fashion purposes.

I'm just saying, we've all seen kids (sometimes much older!) with the hands down the trousers in a chipper before they dig in to their food.

Of course, that was it all along, the scamps are cold. It's a very good solution all be it a singular and not particularly well thought through one but their industry is clearly impressive. It's very efficient when you think about it logically. No need for soap or water or time wasting on any of that when it's time to eat with your warm hands.

RedemptionZ

Only a matter of time before 'the government man!!!' came up. We all know what the OP meant

I'd say standard uniform is matching tracksuit usually either gray or navy but they can vary. Baseball cap optional. In my experience, actual scumbags tend to have very bad hair and actually look 'rough' unintentionally. Or at least I don't think it's intentional.

Quin_Dub

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Any suggestions from the After Hours fashionistas of what working class kids should be wearing this summer season?

Handcuffs??

Kermit.de.frog

The thing is it all comes down ultimately to laziness. Couldn't be bothered finding a pocket? - just stick your hands down your easily widened tracksuit trousers, couldn't be bothered getting dressed in the morning? - just keep your pyjamas on all night and all day, couldn't be bothered finding a job? - just wear your uniform and you needn't fear anyone approaching you or considering you employable. Even better is if on the dole and required to seek work just turn up to interview in your uniform (which doubles as court attire) and you need not fear getting the job. It's all what is the least I can do each day.

The practical aspect of these actions is quite clever in a way but it all boils down to sheer laziness, lack of respect for themselves never mind anyone else and general fecklessness. All of which comes from the parents too.