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Eating out

  • 27-02-2015 11:45pm
    #1
    Steve_Carella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭


    So, AHers, be honest. Did you click on this thread in the hopes of a restaurant review type thread or because you were hoping for a lengthy discussion on the joys of going down on a woman? Just how pervy are ye all, ye dirty dirty things, sitting in on a Friday night and fiddling with yourselves?

    What did you think the thread was about based on the title? 40 votes

    I thought this was a thread about lovely restaurants
    0% 0 votes
    I thought this was gonna be a thread about filthy sex
    100% 40 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Why not both?

    Go out to the restaurant and just slide under the table.


  • #3
    Chijj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 189 ✭✭Chijj


    I was expecting a thread on going to restaurants in the hope of making a joke about drinking from the furry cup.

    Oh well.


  • #4
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.


  • #5
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    I thought it was about eating from the furry table.
    I shall leave now.


  • #6
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Well that escalated quickly :)


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  • #7
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.

    You disgust me.


  • #8
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.

    Oh After Hours, how I do love thee.....


  • #9
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Steve_Carella wrote: »
    So, AHers, be honest. Did you click on this thread in the hopes of a restaurant review type thread or because you were hoping for a lengthy discussion on the joys of going down on a woman? Just how pervy are ye all, ye dirty dirty things, sitting in on a Friday night and fiddling with yourselves?
    I thought it was about restaurants.
    Sheep Lover viewpost.gif I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women.

    You should have this as your sig.:)


  • #10
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    fussyonion wrote: »
    You disgust me.

    I doubt that bothers him.
    Though I hear he's afraid of the Easter bunny.


  • #11
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    fussyonion wrote: »
    You disgust me.

    Which bit disgusts you? The clots of blood that feel all lumpy and stringy and get stuck inbetween my teeth? Just imagine it's a Strawberry Jam with the bits in.


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  • #12
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.

    Boke


  • #13
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I thought this was going to be another "where to eat in Dublin??1!"


  • #14
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Which bit disgusts you? The clots of blood that feel all lumpy and stringy and get stuck inbetween my teeth? Just imagine it's a Strawberry Jam with the bits in.

    PLEASE STOP!!!


  • #15
    Steve_Carella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭Steve_Carella


    biko wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be another "where to eat in Dublin??1!"

    I've heard rumours that there's a load of other counties in Ireland too.


  • #16
    Steve_Carella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭Steve_Carella


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    PLEASE STOP!!!

    If you don't feed the troll it'll go away. :)


  • #17
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.

    Dafuq would you know? You finally get lucky??


  • #18
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Steve_Carella wrote: »
    If you don't feed the troll it'll go away. :)

    A bloody vageen is like a pint of Guinness. There's 'atin and drinking on both.


  • #19
    Desolation Of Smug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    A bloody vageen is like a pint of Guinness. There's 'atin and drinking on both.

    And next year, when you're 18, you'll be able to have a whole pint of your own. Guinness that is. No way would any woman willingly let you near her.


  • #20
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    biko wrote: »
    I thought this was going to be another "where to eat in Dublin??1!"

    Down south, I presume.


  • #21
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.

    https://data.archive.moe/board/a/image/1417/91/1417916326430.jpg


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    This could end up more interesting if moved to cool pics and vids...


  • #23
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    fussyonion wrote: »
    You disgust me.

    Don't knock it til ya try it! Great source of iron!


  • #24
    TheOtherMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭TheOtherMan


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.

    This is disturbing in so many ways.


  • #25
    Gits_bone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Gits_bone


    TheOtherMan wrote: »
    This is disturbing in so many ways.

    Clit and a clot. 2 of your 5 a day.


  • #26
    TheOtherMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭TheOtherMan


    Gits_bone wrote: »
    Clit and a clot. 2 of your 5 a day.

    Ok that was funny. Bravo sir


  • #27
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    TheOtherMan wrote: »
    This is disturbing in so many ways.

    Dip a bit of soda bread into it, dripping with goodness


  • #28
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I like sucking the menstrual cycle right out of the women. Blood, clots and bits of unidentified material all over me.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRxcfr8VB2g


  • #29
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Being gay* doesn't afford me the luxury of a non-filthy mind. 'Eating Out' is in fact the name of a series of gay comedy films.

    *vote yes in May, I guess


  • #30
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,611 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Which bit disgusts you? The clots of blood that feel all lumpy and stringy and get stuck inbetween my teeth? Just imagine it's a Strawberry Jam with the bits in.
    fussyonion wrote: »
    You disgust me.

    Not that disgusting if he imagines it's jam!
    Now, if he imagines jam is.....I'll leave it at that!


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