Should the Irish lead the way in floating cities?

c_man

Well given that the world's climate is fecked and no-one seems to care, it seems that we're well due for rising sea levels worldwide. Many important cities and hugely populated areas are projected to be underwater in decades to come unless something is done. So should the Irish prepare for this and start building floating cities?

Think about it, the increased water levels won't affect them at all. Uniquely placed to take advantage of the chaos that climate change will bring, I can well imagine them thriving and growing. Further down the line we may seek to profit from the misfortune of others, to everyone's benefit e.g. say Manahattan was going under, we could sell them a ready made "New Galway" floating city no bother.

Are you for or against?

humbert

Can we start with Cork?

fleet_admiral

humbert wrote: »

Can we start with Cork?

And hope it floats away? Please

Sir Osis of Liver.

Ireland- World leader in floaters.

bjork

I'm 6.7m below sea level at the moment. I'm not floating though, just sitting here

Arsemageddon

humbert wrote: »

Can we start with Cork?

I'd prefer to make Cork an underwater city

Sheep Lover

Arsemageddon wrote: »

I'd prefer to make Cork an underwater city

It's like that anyway some times of the year

mad muffin

Finally! I'll have a waterfront property. <---lives in the Midlands.

Arsemageddon

Sheep Lover wrote: »

It's like that anyway some times of the year

Not often enough for my liking

One eyed Jack

What would the cities actually float on in the meantime while waiting for these rising waters?

Would it not make more sense to build a city that could be under water as opposed to trying to rise above it?

Ruu

I live on cloud nine already.

Birneybau

Need lots of balloons.

c_man

One eyed Jack wrote: »

What would the cities actually float on in the meantime while waiting for these rising waters?

We'd build them at sea!

c_man

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Would it not make more sense to build a city that could be under water as opposed to trying to rise above it?

And we can do that in tandem. Good idea. You're aboard (no pun intended).

Maximus Alexander

What about cities in space, can we do that too?

Markcheese

Arsemageddon wrote: »

I'd prefer to make Cork an underwater city

Corks easy to protect - just blow up the hills by forts Camden and Carlisle (the narrowest bit of the harbour ) -push em into the water, make a dam or causeway across (and put a lock in there) done the entire harbour protected -
Even if we can't afford to do it - we should get the surveys and designs done -

castletownman

humbert wrote: »

Can we start with Cork?

Seems a logical choice, seeing as it is a bouyant material

JacquesDeLad

Great idea.

They could call it the Irish Water City.

It would be an instant success.

Chucken

JacquesDeLad wrote: »

Great idea.

They could call it the Irish Water City.

It would be an instant success.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh




That's better.

Irish Steve

Given Ireland's inability to deal with anything water related, it'd probably sink before the people moved in.

Just look at how we've got on trying to drain the Shannon, that's a failure 100 years down the line.
Flooding in so many other places,
And just for good measure, the Irish Water fiasco.

Anything to do with Water, we're fooked

corner of hells

Irish Steve wrote: »

Given Ireland's inability to deal with anything water related, it'd probably sink before the people moved in.

Just look at how we've got on trying to drain the Shannon, that's a failure 100 years down the line.
Flooding in so many other places,
And just for good measure, the Irish Water fiasco.

Anything to do with Water, we're fooked

I beg your pardon we managed to fool the whole world with that Ballygowan water ****e.

JuliusCaesar

Dammit (dam it, geddit?), I was going to say Cork. Partly because of its name, but partly because it's been flooded so often now that it needs to start floating. And then it could be the floatation devise that saves the rest of us from drowning, come the tidal wave brought on by either the fracking off Norway, or the collapse of glaciers in the Arctic.



A lot of empty Ballygowan bottles tied to our belongings should help too.

fungi_forest

NO! In fact, no skyscrapers either.

why?
because Ireland is a great country, we also have the waves which the UK does not.

We need to protect mother nature, we are an island, not a city bull****.

destroy all the cities and let nature lead us.


mother nature is infinite love and peace.

why can't we all just get along?

shruikan2553

I would say extend galway into the sea but it would probably keep disappearing like a Malaysian airlines flight any time theres a bit of wind.

fungi_forest wrote: »

NO! In fact, no skyscrapers either.

why?
because Ireland is a great country, we also have the waves which the UK does not.

We need to protect mother nature, we are an island, not a city bull****.

destroy all the cities and let nature lead us.


mother nature is infinite love and peace.

why can't we all just get along?

Until mother nature can provide me with 240mb broadband she can go **** herself.

One eyed Jack

fungi_forest wrote: »

NO! In fact, no skyscrapers either.

why?
because Ireland is a great country, we also have the waves which the UK does not.

We need to protect mother nature, we are an island, not a city bull****.

destroy all the cities and let nature lead us.


mother nature is infinite love and peace.

why can't we all just get along?

Is there room for two in that fungi forest? Sounds like a mad place altogether!

Saipanne

Jackeens are well rattled, in this thread.

fungi_forest

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Is there room for two in that fungi forest? Sounds like a mad place altogether!

yeah, the idea was to create a forest, full of fungi, and we live up in the trees in treehouses and we then enjoy fun in the streams and help protect and promote mother earth.

deBop

fungi_forest wrote: »

NO! In fact, no skyscrapers either.

why?
because Ireland is a great country, we also have the waves which the UK does not.

We need to protect mother nature, we are an island, not a city bull****.

destroy all the cities and let nature lead us.


mother nature is infinite love and peace.

why can't we all just get along?

Jesus, I can't tell if you're messing or not.
Skyscrapers can actually be good for the environment since they reduce urban sprawl which is a big problem with places like Dublin.

Anyway, mother nature isn't all infinite love and peace when you're living in a ditch and ****ting in a field.

Links234

We should, but we first need a pair of ginger twins to design the technology and a religious tyrant to bankroll it.

The other fella

How much do floating cities cost to build?

fungi_forest

think of the money it would cost, they could use that money to help the starving people in third world countries,etc.

Gits_bone

The other fella wrote: »

How much do floating cities cost to build?

Recycled plastic bottles.

MarkAnthony

Egginacup

bjork wrote: »

I'm 6.7m below sea level at the moment. I'm not floating though, just sitting here

Thought you were from Iceland, not the Netherlands

bjork

Egginacup wrote: »

Thought you were from Iceland, not the Netherlands

On holidays

Egginacup

Didn't do too well with the Titanic did we?

fungi_forest

bjork wrote: »

On holidays

I hear the magical fungi are juicy in Iceland

The other fella

fungi_forest wrote: »

think of the money it would cost, they could use that money to help the starving people in third world countries,etc.

Or buy weed.

Mr_Muffin

humbert wrote: »

Can we start with Cork?

Cork is not a city.

AngryHippie

fungi_forest wrote: »

mother nature is infinite love and peace.
why can't we all just get along?

Hippie Nonsense.

Mother nature is sick and wounded animals having their eyeballs picked out and eaten while the vultures tear carcasses asunder.
Mother nature is random flesh eating infections and viruses.
Mother nature is freezing you to death, burning you to death, or drowning you.
then feeding your carcass to worms

The other fella

AngryHippie wrote: »

Hippie Nonsense.

Mother nature is sick and wounded animals having their eyeballs picked out and eaten while the vultures tear carcasses asunder.
Mother nature is random flesh eating infections and viruses.
Mother nature is freezing you to death, burning you to death, or drowning you.
then feeding your carcass to worms

Butterflies

_Tombstone_

The CIA funded some big Geoengineering Report out last week on controlling the weather to attack people they don't like...wah, I mean to fight climate change.

independent.co.uk/news/science/spy-agencies-could-be-funding-geoengineering-research-in-pursuit-of-weaponising-the-weather-scientists-claims-10047544.html



It's curious though that nothing was done to reign in emissions, or anything really, most experts reckon it's to late now already. I won't be here when the sh1t hits the Fan mentallity....or the lizards want it wetter.


Geo engineer or be off the planet in within the next 150 (ish) years only options now.

the evasion_kid

We should build floating fortresses....we've always been at war with eurasia

fungi_forest

_Tombstone_ wrote: »

The CIA funded some big Geoengineering Report out last week on controlling the weather to attack people they don't like...wah, I mean to fight climate change.

independent.co.uk/news/science/spy-agencies-could-be-funding-geoengineering-research-in-pursuit-of-weaponising-the-weather-scientists-claims-10047544.html



It's curious though that nothing was done to reign in emissions, or anything really, most experts reckon it's to late now already. I won't be here when the sh1t hits the Fan mentallity....or the lizards want it wetter.


Geo engineer or be off the planet in within the next 150 (ish) years only options now.

please god may the cia go suck their own cocks. bunch of cock sucking tramps.

ToddyDoody

fleet_admiral wrote: »

And hope it floats away? Please

Thats funny, because I think Dublin is a dump of a place, and I'm terribly stubborn in changing my mind... and I work there. It takes all sorts I guess.