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Usernames

Kermit.de.frog · 2015-02-24 22:30:01

What are the best (witty, that might even give you a laugh at first glance) and worst (ugh) usernames you have come across on Boards.ie? And just to be proactive instead of reactive: Yes mine is lazy Yes i'm a muppet No I don't go out with Mrs Piggy There, done. :cool: My vote goes to The Citizen for best username. Sure it…

24-02-2015 10:30pm

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What are the best (witty, that might even give you a laugh at first glance) and worst (ugh) usernames you have come across on Boards.ie?

And just to be proactive instead of reactive:

Yes mine is lazy
Yes i'm a muppet
No I don't go out with Mrs Piggy

There, done.

:cool:

My vote goes to The Citizen for best username. Sure it seems lame until you actually see what he does in his spare time :pac:

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#2 24-02-2015 10:33pm

wallywhittle

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This is the worst thread I've ever seen at first glance.

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#3 24-02-2015 10:36pm

Gael23

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I saw a guy call himself suicide circus some time ago

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#4 24-02-2015 10:55pm

TheBrinch

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This exact same thread pops up every few months...

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#5 24-02-2015 10:57pm

El Weirdo

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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

El Weirdo wrote: »

Deleted User was a good one until Aids by Google came along.

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#6 24-02-2015 10:58pm

cruais

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Old news thread recycled

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#7 24-02-2015 10:59pm

deise08

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Why what does the citizen do in his spare time?

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#8 24-02-2015 11:00pm

Links234

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Gael23 wrote: »

I saw a guy call himself suicide circus some time ago

I thought he was referencing The Gazette song, turns out he wasn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xxmkj7JRcs

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#9 24-02-2015 11:01pm

jacksie66

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This post has been deleted.

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#10 24-02-2015 11:01pm

Kermit.de.frog

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deise08 wrote: »

Why what does the citizen do in his spare time?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=62783360

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#11 24-02-2015 11:07pm

catallus

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The Citizen hasn't posted in nearly 3 years. Must have got his ass whupped.

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#12 24-02-2015 11:11pm

Iranoutofideas

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Facekicker is best

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#13 24-02-2015 11:16pm

JaseBelleVie

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Some extraordinarily witty names I've spotted in my short time here:

My Name Is URL

Sir Osis Of Liver

Banjo String (Location: The Frenulum)

ancapailldorcha

Links234 (Rammstein fans for life, yo!)

and some more that I can't think of.

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#14 24-02-2015 11:19pm

O.A.P

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The kew tour,
was the best I had seen the last time this thread was up

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#15 24-02-2015 11:21pm

[Deleted User]
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I once saw a user called 'Deftlefthand' and he posted something about the Thierry Henry handball. One of the biggest coincidences I've ever seen!

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#16 24-02-2015 11:25pm

shruikan2553

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I get a laugh from PDFile, havent seen him post in ages.

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#17 24-02-2015 11:25pm

sh1tstirrer

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Cucking funt is this username on boards or was it on another site.
yuck fou

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#18 24-02-2015 11:26pm

NegativeCreep

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[Deleted User] wrote: »

I once saw a user called 'Deftlefthand' and he posted something about the Thierry Henry handball. One of the biggest coincidences I've ever seen!

Really?

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#19 24-02-2015 11:26pm

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

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Donkey Oaty
The Cunning Linguist
Mollester Stallone

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#20 24-02-2015 11:26pm

Mallagio

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Tom Hanks always makes me chuckle

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#21 24-02-2015 11:27pm

CJ Haughey

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Tail Docker what a legend, very knowledgeable poster, learned how to drive a digger from his advice.

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#22 24-02-2015 11:27pm

Samsgirl

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Cunning Stunt is quite a good one

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#23 24-02-2015 11:28pm

Links234

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JaseBelleVie wrote: »

Links234 (Rammstein fans for life, yo!)

:D:D

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#24 24-02-2015 11:30pm

KKkitty

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Cunning Stunt is a good one.

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#25 24-02-2015 11:30pm

[Deleted User]
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NegativeCreep wrote: »

Really?

Yes. There haven't been too many. That was one.

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#26 24-02-2015 11:30pm

Peregrine

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'the nikkei is rising', I like that one.

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#27 24-02-2015 11:31pm

Un Croissant

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CJ Haughey wrote: »

Tail Docker what a legend, very knowledgeable poster, learned how to drive a digger from his advice.

He showed me how to make a rudimentary wood chopping machine. Class act.

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#28 24-02-2015 11:32pm

The other fella

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I use my username on this on playstation network.So when i log in my friends see the message "The other fella is now online" pop up on their screens.

Beat that.

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#29 24-02-2015 11:34pm

cloud493

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That cloud493 guy has a pretty cool name.

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#30 24-02-2015 11:37pm

corsav6

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KKkitty wrote: »

Cunning Stunt is a good one.

Agreed, also like the cunning linguist.

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#31 24-02-2015 11:44pm

Karl Stein

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Hey OP which one of the Sex in the City girls do you identify with most?

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#32 24-02-2015 11:46pm

Jen Pigs Fly

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nachoBusiness is a brilliant username!

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#33 24-02-2015 11:47pm

The Diabolical Monocle

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18monthsaslave - witty jobsbridge reference (i think)

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#34 24-02-2015 11:49pm

Username here

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Whacker the Attacker is a good one, too!

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#35 25-02-2015 1:10am

Bonzo Delaney

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Only dawned on me recently the joke In weather forecasters name
MT. Cranium
Far from mt that lad

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#36 25-02-2015 1:24am

harry Bailey esq

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Cereal rapist was a regular for while,quiet of late

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#37 25-02-2015 1:36am

ratmouse

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Patty O Furniture

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#38 25-02-2015 3:18am

Kermit.de.frog

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The worst is "username".

Seriously?

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#39 25-02-2015 3:23am

Kermit.de.frog

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catallus wrote: »

The Citizen hasn't posted in nearly 3 years. Must have got his ass whupped.

I fear this may be the case and may explain the resurgence of the scum (as he called them, "challenged" as the lefties say).

RIP.

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#40 25-02-2015 3:31am

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

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someone thought long and hard about this one

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=106982

The account hasn't been used since 2007

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#41 25-02-2015 3:33am

eternal

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The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

18monthsaslave - witty jobsbridge reference (i think)

I like your username. I put no thought into mine but it's grown on me and no, it's not the girl band.

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#42 25-02-2015 4:47am

TAFKAlawhec

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Pretty sure I once seen the username 'Colon Tenderiser' here. That can either be the best or worst depending on your opinion.

Edit - Yep!

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#43 25-02-2015 5:35am

mountainy man

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Gotta be "Liam neeson's ballbag", slightly disturbing but amusing!

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#44 25-02-2015 6:12am

Lucifer MorningStar

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Massdebater

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#45 25-02-2015 7:15am

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Flutterin Bantam

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#46 25-02-2015 7:27am

CarrickMcJoe

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Unfortunately gone to his eternal rest but Jizzlord is still best.

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#47 25-02-2015 7:44am

deise08

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That tangala bang a bunga, sorry I've a short memory....

That's a good one. Uses up half of boards memory

(And mine )

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#48 25-02-2015 7:52am

To Elland Back

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Still cross my legs every time I see Banjo String

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#49 25-02-2015 8:46am

Banjo String

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That doesn't look safe to me Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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#50 25-02-2015 9:02am

everlast75

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Brutal Delux

(I'm a big fan of Speedball on the megadrive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHOXwB3T8n8 )

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#51 25-02-2015 9:14am

corsav6

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Banjo String wrote: »

That doesn't look safe to me Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ah Banjo String, how did I forget you, a very recognisable username.

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