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What is a REAL biker....
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22-02-2015 1:24pm#1After a long and heated discussion with some mates i've concluded that a REAL biker must conform to most or all of these criteria....
1 Be bald
2 overweight
3 covered with tatoo's
4 have piercings
5 have a goatee
6 be a vehicle racist.
7 be racist
8 be loud
9 have a loud bike
10 drink too much (see 2) .
11 smoke
12 have a firearm ( "oh its just for killing rats")
13 have a dangerous dog (shes an oul pet)
14 hate other roadusers
15 be macho al lthe time
16 be homophobic
17 wear jewellery
I'm clearly not a REAL biker then..................................thank fcuk...:p
..just a bit of fun...no offence intended... 0
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Dunno how I fit in then......Max Headroom wrote: »After a long and heated discussion with some mates i've concluded that a REAL biker must conform to most or all of these criteria....
1 Be bald......NOPE
2 overweight......NOPE
3 covered with tattoo's......YUP
4 have piercings......YUP
5 have a goatee......NOPE
6 be a vehicle racist.......SOMETIMES
7 be racist......NOPE
8 be loud.......YUP
9 have a loud bike......YUP
10 drink too much (see 2)......TEETOTAL
11 smoke......NOPE
12 have a firearm ( "oh its just for killing rats")........YUP (3)
13 have a dangerous dog (shes an oul pet)......NOPE
14 hate other road users......YUP
15 be macho al lthe time......NOPE
16 be homophobic.......NOPE
17 wear jewellery.......YUP (wedding ring)
I'm clearly not a REAL biker then..................................thank fcuk...:p..just a bit of fun...no offence intended...0 -
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1 Be bald ..... Check
2 overweight ..... not yet but im working on it
3 covered with tatoo's ..... only a few
4 have piercings ..... Check
5 have a goatee ..... does lazy beard count?
6 be a vehicle racist. ..... live and let live.
7 be racist ..... nah (it's not racist if you hate everyone.)
8 be loud ..... nope
9 have a loud bike ..... Yep
10 drink too much (see 2) ..... nope a soberite.
11 smoke ..... nope.. the bike smokes enough for the both of us.
12 have a firearm ( "oh its just for killing rats") nope.. dont have rats.
13 have a dangerous dog (shes an oul pet) thats no way to talk about my misses!
14 hate other roadusers ..... only the ones trying to kill me!
15 be macho al lthe time ..... nah im a big softy
16 be homophobic ..... nah the more gay men the less competition for the wimmen.
17 wear jewellery ..... Everyone needs some bling.
i guess im only about half biker.0 -
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I only conform to 5 of those.... Had a beard but had to shave
will be back to 6 in summer!!!
What makes a biker, rides a bike year round in almost all weather.... I hate those cnuts that only come out in summer taking up all the good parking spots in cork city.... I know every regular bike that parks in the city and somehow in summer the number of bikes literally quadruples!!!0 -
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CJ Haughey wrote: »A real biker is one who rides a bike minimum 1000cc.
Only if he's overcompensating.... 0 -
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A real biker is able to appreciate all kind of bikes, even ones that he or she may not like.
A real biker will stop to help a fellow biker if they are in trouble or have had a spill.
A real biker will show other bikers how to do things and be able to be shown themselves without appearing arrogant.
Those are just a few things that I can think of, there are probably others.
Conforming to a stereotype of a leather waistcoat wearing pirate wannabe is pretty low on my list.
Say it, brother. In 25 years and half-a-million miles I've never left a Marine on the side of the road, and I never will. 0 -
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Ah, the sun rises, the sun sets, the Sun crashes, Honda reg/recs are shít, Yamahas burn oil and small Italian scooters are the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch! :pac:
and here's proof: my SO in years gone by with, worse, a Servetta.........
Ode To The Motorist
“And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road”
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Coolness. Mind that blast-radius, Ted! :pac:
indeed.
Largest tax-disc holder - Ev-Er !!
I wont' hijack the thread, but more scooter history here: http://galwaytt.smugmug.com/Other/Paulines-Corner/i-jd5GwdMOde To The Motorist
“And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, generates funds to the exchequer. You don't want to acknowledge that as truth because, deep down in places you don't talk about at the Green Party, you want me on that road, you need me on that road. We use words like freedom, enjoyment, sport and community. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent instilling those values in our families and loved ones. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the tax revenue and the very freedom to spend it that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a bus pass and get the ********* ********* off the road”
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