Massive sexy security guard 8 ft in ireland (a evolved human )

fungi_forest

Hey guys,

I was walking in the shopping mall and there was this security guard, he was about 8ft, if not 8ft almost 8ft. He was massive. Also, he was kinda sexy (and I'm not gay).

do you think his human is a more evolved human? because hes much bigger? so if a bunch of humans were living in the wild together he would be like try to lead the others.

but then the others dont like them because the big guy trys to make the smaller (with nicer hearts) slaves, so the smaller ones get together and have a talk with him


then jim the guy and


should I write a book about it? like an novel? then i sell it to easons and they sell it and then I make money then I give money away and everyone is happy

but the question is

Smidge

After reading that, and I think I speak for all of us when I say........What is the damn question????

deise08

He sounds like my type of guy.

will you get his number for me?

DeKing

Have you been eating fungi from the forest

The_Valeyard

By any chance did you see a pink dragon blocking your way up the escalator?

In other words.....drugs are bad, mkay.

ger vallely

Did you eat some of the very special forest fungi o.p? 8 foot tall super evolved humans? Enjoy the trip!!

Dang, beaten to it.

Buona Fortuna

fungi_forest wrote: »

Hey guys,

.......................

but the question is

Should you start a thread about it?

fryup

fungi_forest wrote: »

Hey guys,
I was walking in the shopping mall and there was this security guard, he was about 8ft, if not 8ft almost 8ft. He was massive. Also, he was kinda

which one??

JAMES VI

fungi_forest wrote: »

Hey guys,

I was walking in the shopping mall and there was this security guard, he was about 8ft, if not 8ft almost 8ft. He was massive. Also, he was kinda sexy (and I'm not gay).

do you think his human is a more evolved human? because hes much bigger? so if a bunch of humans were living in the wild together he would be like try to lead the others.

but then the others dont like them because the big guy trys to make the smaller (with nicer hearts) slaves, so the smaller ones get together and have a talk with him


then jim the guy and


should I write a book about it? like an novel? then i sell it to easons and they sell it and then I make money then I give money away and everyone is happy

but the question is

...but the question is...

Why? Why had the security guard grown so big. It perplexed him. Jim the Guy was perplexed. As he was leaving, Jim reached for his...

Littlekittylou

fungi_forest wrote: »

Hey guys,

I was walking in the shopping mall and there was this security guard, he was about 8ft, if not 8ft almost 8ft. He was massive. Also, he was kinda sexy (and I'm not gay).

do you think his human is a more evolved human? because hes much bigger? so if a bunch of humans were living in the wild together he would be like try to lead the others.

but then the others dont like them because the big guy trys to make the smaller (with nicer hearts) slaves, so the smaller ones get together and have a talk with him


then jim the guy and


should I write a book about it? like an novel? then i sell it to easons and they sell it and then I make money then I give money away and everyone is happy

but the question is

Hello deja you.

RonanP77

Why do you think smaller people have nicer hearts? I'm 5'6" and to be honest I'm a bit of an assh**e. Just because he's big doesn't mean he wants to make slaves of everyone.

I'm trying to figure out if you're foreign and English is your second language, high as a kite or just semi literate and a little bit "special"

mad muffin

OP and security guard?

fineso.mom

RonanP77 wrote: »

I'm trying to figure out if you're foreign and English is your second language, high as a kite or just semi literate and a little bit "special"

I think OP is all of the above.

ola!

Yes I am a more evolved human . Im 6'9" , 17 stone of muscle and have a 9" c**k ..











I also exaggerate a little bit

kingchess

He is not very big for a security guard,down my part of the Country you must be at least 8 feet 5 inches before you are allowed work in security,AND if you are nine feet or taller you can pretty much work -well-where ever the hell you want.

JAMES VI

JAMES VI wrote: »

...but the question is...

Why? Why had the security guard grown so big. It perplexed him. Jim the Guy was perplexed. As he was leaving, Jim reached for his...

Jim reached for his old pen. Jim the Guy was perplexed. He had a pen in his hand. He decided to write a letter. It begun...

Dear Future self,

How are you? Are you still here? Are you still alive? Are you reading this letter?

Jim was perplexed.

He walked towards the door. As he opened the door, to his astonisment - he was greeted by his old friend...

Greenmachine

Crazy tall if true. Guessing you are way on his real height. Lad I went to school with was 6ft 7, which is unbelievably tall, if I hadn't asked him I would think he was taller.
Any approaching 8ft definetly has gigantism which is not sexy in many peoples books.

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/media/6210121/TallestMan_SultanKosen_Measurement.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/tallest-man-living&h=750&w=500&tbnid=ZGnSNr9TCy0DIM:&zoom=1&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&usg=__1OB__XZ_5Q4A8XCxmMQs5GTsT5w=&docid=9uB_KjQ1hgY6-M

whupdedo

Why would the big guy be the leader, I'd be with the scientists, not the big orangutan with 5 brain cells , also wouldn't Stephen hawking and his ilk be defunct in your type of world where only the big thickos were in charge

JAMES VI

JAMES VI wrote: »

Jim reached for his old pen. Jim the Guy was perplexed. He had a pen in his hand. He decided to write a letter. It begun...

Dear Future self,

How are you? Are you still here? Are you still alive? Are you reading this letter?

Jim was perplexed.

He walked towards the door. As he opened the door, to his astonisment - he was greeted by his old friend...

Greeted by his old friend, and tallest man in the world, Sultan Kösen.

Yes, Sultan and Jim the Guy went back a long way...

Doom

Brain broke...go home

JAMES VI

Doom wrote: »

Brain broke...go home

...said Sultan Kösen, tallest man in the world and old friend of Jim.

"Brain broke...go home" he said again, this time louder.

"What are you talkin' about Sultan?"

"Brain" he said.

"Brain broke...go home"

Jim was perplexed.

"Come in for a cup of tea and out of that cold" Jim said. They entered the kitchen...

MRnotlob606

LEAVE ME ALONE

JAMES VI

MRnotlob606 wrote: »

LEAVE ME ALONE

Thought Jim the Guy as he poured Sultan a cup of tea. Sultan put the cup to his ear, tilted his head to the side - and started pouring the hot tea into his ear.

"Jesus Christ" thought Jim.

"What's wrong with you Sultan?" Said Jim.

"Brain broke...go home" replied Sultan.

Jim was perplexed. He knew something was up with Sultan.

"Sultan" he says. "Is there anything you would like to tell me?"

Sultan looked at Jim the Guy and said...

Desolation Of Smug

He has to sleep at some stage. Kill him then.

JAMES VI

Desolation Of Smug wrote: »

He has to sleep at some stage. Kill him then.

Mumbled Sultan. Sultan was coming around slowly. The tea in his ear appeared to have a positive effect on his speech. Soon later they were laughing and joking just like old times. After a few days Sultan returned to Turkey. They both went on to lead happy lives. Alive. And happy.

Eutow

fungi_forest wrote: »

but the question is

Should new posters be able to start new threads..?

No, they shouldn't. They should have to wait a year from their registration date before getting the opportunity to.

Ghost Train

I'd typically call it a shopping center

JAMES VI

Eutow wrote: »

Should new posters be able to start new threads..?

No, they shouldn't. They should have to wait a year from their registration date before getting the opportunity to.

Said Eutow, Lord Emperor of The Internet to Jim the Guy.

Jim lunged at Eutow with a large feather. Jim started to tickle Eutow. Eutow began to giggle. Eutow hated being tickled.

The Diabolical Monocle

was he a benevolent security guard ??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NV9DSykTbo

Deranged96

A tree tall of trunk is often shallow of root

Areyouwell

JAMES VI wrote: »

Jim was perplexed.

He walked towards the door. As he opened the door, to his astonisment - he was greeted by his old friend...

....the AH Mod, who immediately sitebanned him and everyone in AH lived happily ever after.