Newcomer, ask me anything

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:07am #1

Hi there!

I've finally decided to become a member of Boards. I've been visiting it but never had the chance to register cause I've been busy sorting my moving out, insomnia helps though

I'm staying in Ireland for several months working for job reasons. I come from Canary Islands, I'm aware lots of you know this place, we have tons of Irish every year (and you're welcome).

In Spain we have some forums like Boards, the most famous one is ForoCoches.es which is meant to talk about cars but people talk about EVERYTHING, and every time someone registers people ask them to create a thread where people can ask anything (no matter how stupid it is, you have to reply).

So, I'm bringing this "tradition" into Boards by creating my own post: I'll reply every question you make me here from now on as a way to introduce myself

Lucifer MorningStar · 14-02-2015 2:12am

What time is it ?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:14am

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

What time is it ?

Dream time.

Gatling · 14-02-2015 2:14am

A, S, L

Just realised it's not 1996 and I'm married

Welcome to Boards.ie

B.A._Baracus · 14-02-2015 2:15am

Hi Jmaroo,
Why is your first post filled with bulls*it?

I await your reply :pac:

DVDM93 · 14-02-2015 2:15am

Are you a girl? Are you sexy? Will you be my Valentine?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:16am

Gatling wrote: »

A, S, L

Just realised it's not 1996 and I'm married

Welcome to Boards.ie

21, Male, Dublin (Tenerife in Spain)

Gatling · 14-02-2015 2:16am

DVDM93 wrote: »

Are you a girl? Are you sexy? Will you be my Valentine?

Hey get in line

Gatling · 14-02-2015 2:17am

Jmaroo wrote: »

21, Male, Dublin (Tenerife in Spain)

I can't believe people remember that question

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:17am

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

Hi Jmaroo,
Why is your first post filled with bulls*it?

I await your reply :pac:

Nah, but it'll be

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:17am

DVDM93 wrote: »

Are you a girl? Are you sexy? Will you be my Valentine?

No, yes, no.

DVDM93 · 14-02-2015 2:18am

Jmaroo wrote: »

No, yes, no.

Would you wear a wig?

MonkeyTennis · 14-02-2015 2:19am

Hi

Im really sorry other people feel a need to be funny.

I just want to ask.. who do you think would win in a fight between Nazis and Dinosaurs.

Thnx

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:19am

DVDM93 wrote: »

Would you wear a wig?

I have a leprechaun one with a hat, is it your fetish?

DVDM93 · 14-02-2015 2:20am

Jmaroo wrote: »

I have a leprechaun one with a hat, is it your fetish?

PM sent x

B.A._Baracus · 14-02-2015 2:22am

Jmaroo wrote: »

Nah, but it'll be

Nice ninja edit there

CJ Haughey · 14-02-2015 2:23am

Are you implying we are fat by saying you have tonnes of us every year?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:24am

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

Hi

Im really sorry other people feel a need to be funny.

I just want to ask.. who do you think would win in a fight between Nazis and Dinosaurs.

Thnx

That's ridiculous...

Nazis extincted first.

My name is URL · 14-02-2015 2:24am

Who are you a re-reg of? =p

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:25am

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Are you implying we are fat by saying you have tonnes of us every year?

I thought about this misunderstanding it when I wrote that but no! We don't see northern Europe people fat

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:26am

My name is URL wrote: »

Who are you a re-reg of? =p

I don't know what that means.

CJ Haughey · 14-02-2015 2:28am

How come your ip address is an irish one?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:29am

CJ Haughey wrote: »

How come your ip address is an irish one?

I'm roaming with Movistar at this moment until I get an Irish mobile-carrier

humberklog · 14-02-2015 2:50am

Where in tenerife are you from? I'm going next week and only realised it's over a festival weekend, will every town be in party mode or just santa cruz?

Gatling · 14-02-2015 2:52am

Jmaroo wrote: »

That's ridiculous...

Nazis extincted first.

Explain this then

http://youtu.be/NG2utrMwTyY

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:55am

humberklog wrote: »

Where in tenerife are you from? I'm going next week and only realised it's over a festival weekend, will every town be in party mode or just santa cruz?

Oh yes, it's carnival there the following week.
People always celebrate in main cities, Sauzal, Tacoronte, Santa Cruz, Puerto de la Cruz, Adeje... north and south is covered with carnival but just main cities like the ones I told you.

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 2:57am

Gatling wrote: »

Explain this then

"An error has ocurred, try again later"
It means that for some reason my browser or even YouTube are not ok at this moment.

catallus · 14-02-2015 2:57am

That's all very well, jmaroo, but where do you hide, when the demons come?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:02am

catallus wrote: »

That's all very well, jmaroo, but where do you hide, when the demons come?

I'll think about it later. Demons won't come with this freezing weather.

catallus · 14-02-2015 3:05am

Jmaroo wrote: »

I'll think about it later. Demons won't come with this freezing weather.

I hope you're right.

When is the last time you lit a fire?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:06am

catallus wrote: »

I hope you're right.

When is the last time you lit a fire?

Two seconds ago. Cigarette.

ardinn · 14-02-2015 3:09am

Why are you awake?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:12am

ardinn wrote: »

Why are you awake?

I fell asleep this afternoon and now I can't sleep. That's what we call a "siesta".

BTW, I'd like to know why the whole world knows the word "siesta" as if it was the only word in Spanish...

ardinn · 14-02-2015 3:15am

This is our thread - dont be askin us stuff.

Now.

Do you get insane amounts of holiday pu$$y over there from trampy holiday goers??

Karl Stein · 14-02-2015 3:15am

How many homeless people have you killed?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:21am

ardinn wrote: »

This is our thread - dont be askin us stuff.

Now.

Do you get insane amounts of holiday pu$$y over there from trampy holiday goers??

Sorry but I'll have to ASK you to edit your question because I don't understand anything :-/

Ruu · 14-02-2015 3:22am

Were you sent here by the devil?

My name is URL · 14-02-2015 3:24am

Jmaroo wrote: »

I don't know what that means.

http://i.imgur.com/sFLudms.jpg

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:25am

Karl Stein wrote: »

How many homeless people have you killed?

None.
Those voices in my head always telling me to not do it. Damm voices...

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:26am

Ruu wrote: »

Were you sent here by the devil?

Yep!
AKA my boss.

policarp · 14-02-2015 3:28am

Have you ever been to Torrevieja?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 3:30am

policarp wrote: »

Have you ever been to Torrevieja?

Nope.

pharmaton · 14-02-2015 4:05am

do you know that fella Jose? Jose Gonzales?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 4:10am

pharmaton wrote: »

do you know that fella Jose? Jose Gonzales?

Hahaha oh yes, yes, what a ****er, I love that guy
PS: That's rather Mexican.

pharmaton · 14-02-2015 4:16am

Jmaroo wrote: »

Hahaha oh yes, yes, what a ****er, I love that guy
PS: That's rather Mexican.

I hear theres lots of Mexicans living in Tenerife these days. Nice chap all the same, makes a good Tequila.

osarusan · 14-02-2015 4:17am

What's one food you can't find in shops here you wish you could?

If your friends at home ask you about Ireland, what words do you usually use to describe it?

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 4:20am

pharmaton wrote: »

I hear theres lots of Mexicans living in Tenerife these days. Nice chap all the same, makes a good Tequila.

Just an interesting fact: There are way more Germans and British / Irish people living there than Mexicans.

Jmaroo · 14-02-2015 4:25am

osarusan wrote: »

What's one food you can't find in shops here you wish you could?

If your friends at home ask you about Ireland, what words do you usually use to describe it?

Does the Spanish McDonald's "Chicken McWrap" count?

This is my second time here, and the first time I described the experience -and not the country itself, which is cool as well- as just great, I met lots of people from Denmark, Taiwan, Brazil, Italy... Pity I didn't really got to meet Irish people the first time :-/

Newcomer, ask me anything

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