partners bad habits

ohbygod

As the title says. Whats your partners bad habits that you really really hate. My partner is always at her feet and belly button. It makes me sick

Pinch Flat

It doesn't put the lotion on

Nabber

Wifes worst habit is that she stays the night

The Peanut

None really. I'm the untidy one.

darkpagandeath

Again ?

Maximus Alexander

Snoring. Though I'm not sure if that constitutes a habit. She's esentially perfect apart from that.

The_Valeyard

Constantly stoned, feeding me snacks as bribes, while he and his mates go around in a van searching for ghosts.

Lia_lia

Smoking. I feckin hate it!

SadieSue

When he washes his hands at the sink its like he throws a cup of water around. The place is drowned after him.

GLaDOS

I'm the one with all the bad habits :pac:

Dr Strange

SadieSue wrote: »

When he washes his hands at the sink its like he throws a cup of water around. The place is drowned after him.

That's me!

Super-Rush

She spits.

Ugh.

jamesbere

Super-Rush wrote: »

She spits.

Ugh.

Not a swallower so.......









If you know what I mean

Aineoil

My husband is constantly checking his mobile phone. Drives me mad. We can't even have a meal out....he whips out the phone and

checks whatever is on the damn thing before we even order. He sleeps with the phone under his pillow! Hello? What is that about?

I'm no angel, we share a car to go to work (works out cheaper) and I constantly criticise his driving. In fairness he's a very careful

driver but I am a better driver.

Nabber

Nabber wrote: »

Wifes worst habit is that she stays the night

I've asked her not to

SadieSue

Preusse wrote: »

That's me!

Hahaha! Why so much water!?

MsBubbles

Snoring that's my husband's only bad habit

Betty Bloggs

Hogs the remote.
Leaves press doors open and often forgets open butter or bread on the counter.
Plays music and tv way too loud all of the time.
Constantly wakes me by either twisting and turning too much, getting up to go the bathroom at random times, or getting up too early and clanging about the house. Stomps up and down the stairs, has really loud phone conversations etc. Doesn't ever even TRY to be quiet no matter how much he is asked, well he might try a bit but it lasts 10 minutes max.
Generally just very LOUD whenever I just want some peace and quiet. :pac:

jungleman

She farts when she's taking a piss. She thinks that by leaving the tap running it will stop me from hearing. It doesn't.

Lyaiera

jungleman wrote: »

She farts when she's taking a piss. She thinks that by leaving the tap running it will stop me from hearing. It doesn't.

You seem anti-fart but are you burp-positive?

porsche boy

shes naggy. Like nothings good enough. she will unload and reload the discwasher because i 'cant do it right'. She has a mad system for washing clothes, like 7 or 8 different piles on the go lights, darks, dark-lights etc. Shes as messy as me but always gives me grief about it. Terrible driver, no patience and has caused accidents because of it. Shes loud, both verbally and in prescence. leaves her makeup open all over the bathroom, stuff leaking out everywhere. She dislikes console games and dosent let me play my xbox. She dances like no ones watching, unfortunately. Shes vegiterian and moans at me for cooking sausages or rashers because of the smell. She buys far to much clothes that will never be worn, same for stupid shoes and awkward handbags. shes always cold in the house but wont put a cardigan on, puts the heating on instead.
theres soooo much more but im still mad about her nearly twenty years and three kids later.
Relationships are the closest thing to actual madness tou can go without being certified.

anncoates

Leaves teabags in the cup.

eternal

porsche boy wrote: »

shes naggy. Like nothings good enough. she will unload and reload the discwasher because i 'cant do it right'. She has a mad system for washing clothes, like 7 or 8 different piles on the go lights, darks, dark-lights etc. Shes as messy as me but always gives me grief about it. Terrible driver, no patience and has caused accidents because of it. Shes loud, both verbally and in prescence. leaves her makeup open all over the bathroom, stuff leaking out everywhere. She dislikes console games and dosent let me play my xbox. She dances like no ones watching, unfortunately. Shes vegiterian and moans at me for cooking sausages or rashers because of the smell. She buys far to much clothes that will never be worn, same for stupid shoes and awkward handbags. shes always cold in the house but wont put a cardigan on, puts the heating on instead.
theres soooo much more but im still mad about her nearly twenty years and three kids later.
Relationships are the closest thing to actual madness tou can go without being certified.

Sounds heavenly.

fermanagh_man

She is always right

Wacker The Attacker

I had to ask her for a blowie on crimbo morning.

Truly unacceptable.

TheBeardedLady

Getting pissed off and grumbling out loud at his statistic programmes he uses for work and studies when they're not doing what he wants. Always buys plastic bags at the supermarket instead of bringing our reusable ones or using old ones again (the Spanish are very peculiar when it comes to second-hand/reusable stuff - they're embarrassed by it, I think). Besides from that, he's really grand. I'd say his list is pages long.

SadieSue

porsche boy wrote: »

shes naggy. Like nothings good enough. she will unload and reload the discwasher because i 'cant do it right'. She has a mad system for washing clothes, like 7 or 8 different piles on the go lights, darks, dark-lights etc. Shes as messy as me but always gives me grief about it. Terrible driver, no patience and has caused accidents because of it. Shes loud, both verbally and in prescence. leaves her makeup open all over the bathroom, stuff leaking out everywhere. She dislikes console games and dosent let me play my xbox. She dances like no ones watching, unfortunately. Shes vegiterian and moans at me for cooking sausages or rashers because of the smell. She buys far to much clothes that will never be worn, same for stupid shoes and awkward handbags. shes always cold in the house but wont put a cardigan on, puts the heating on instead.
theres soooo much more but im still mad about her nearly twenty years and three kids later.
Relationships are the closest thing to actual madness tou can go without being certified.

That's making me anxious just reading it hahaha! Sorry for the loss of your mental health :pac:

Mister Vain

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=93531543

osarusan

Little f**king boxes. They're everywhere.

There isn't a shelf or cupboard that isn't filled with little boxes to 'keep things organised'.

We have some herbs/spices on a shelf - let's buy a box to hold them all in. We hav some baking stuff like flour and baking powder - we need a box for that.

I just went around and counted them - 34 in total.

EDIT: Make that 36.

pauliebdub

Where do I start!

Rolling over in bed in the middle of the night and taking the blankets with him, so I wake up frozen.
Snoring that rattles the windows and shakes the house and constantly wakes me.
Kicking and thrashing in bed, which wakes me or leaves me with a bruise.

I'm soon tired.

Stheno

Aineoil wrote: »

My husband is constantly checking his mobile phone. Drives me mad. We can't even have a meal out....he whips out the phone and

checks whatever is on the damn thing before we even order. He sleeps with the phone under his pillow! Hello? What is that about?
.

I too have my phone under my pillow, perfectly normal, the alarm wakes me

Mesrine65

Constantly asking me questions about topics I know nothing about / have no interest in :mad:

Google is your friend http://lmgtfy.com/ :rolleyes:

Dr Strange

SadieSue wrote: »

Hahaha! Why so much water!?

Large hands maybe? I don't really know.

Capt'n Midnight

ohbygod wrote: »

My partner is always at her feet and belly button. It makes me sick

You could try telling her that if she unscrews her belly button her bum will fall off.

Toots

When exactly is she supposed to fart, so? Would you rather she kept them in until ye were spooning in bed and let a ripper against your leg/cock/stomach?

Sheep Lover

She's started to decompose, the smell is starting to put me off the riding.

whiskeyman

Sheep Lover wrote: »

She's started to decompose, the smell is starting to put me off the riding.

Febreeze will sort that out.

theteal

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Again ?

Yup and I'm not touching this one either!

Macavity.

Shoots up at the dinner table and in public sometimes.

Icaras

porsche boy wrote: »

shes naggy. Like nothings good enough. she will unload and reload the discwasher because i 'cant do it right'. She has a mad system for washing clothes, like 7 or 8 different piles on the go lights, darks, dark-lights etc. Shes as messy as me but always gives me grief about it. Terrible driver, no patience and has caused accidents because of it. Shes loud, both verbally and in prescence. leaves her makeup open all over the bathroom, stuff leaking out everywhere. She dislikes console games and dosent let me play my xbox. She dances like no ones watching, unfortunately. Shes vegiterian and moans at me for cooking sausages or rashers because of the smell. She buys far to much clothes that will never be worn, same for stupid shoes and awkward handbags. shes always cold in the house but wont put a cardigan on, puts the heating on instead.
theres soooo much more but im still mad about her nearly twenty years and three kids later.
Relationships are the closest thing to actual madness tou can go without being certified.

She must be a dinamo in the sack so.

Xenji

She will not let me see other women.

5rtytry56

Xenji wrote: »

She will not let me see other women.

When she became your partner did you say you wanted a polygamous relationship with her?
Just wonderin'

Penny Tration

He steals all the blankets and kicks me in bed. He's a cnut for not keeping promises.

Aside from that, he's great. His list would be a lot longer

corner of hells

whiskeyman wrote: »

Febreeze will sort that out.

Riding the Febreeze bottle ?

fussyonion

Won't open the window after he's used the loo so I'm hit in the face by eau de poo when I enter the bathroom.
Leaves crumbs and buttery knives on the counter after making toast.
Trods through the house with dirty wet footprints and won't clean it up.

Paramite Pie

porsche boy wrote: »

shes naggy. Like nothings good enough. she will unload and reload the discwasher because i 'cant do it right'. She has a mad system for washing clothes, like 7 or 8 different piles on the go lights, darks, dark-lights etc. Shes as messy as me but always gives me grief about it. Terrible driver, no patience and has caused accidents because of it. Shes loud, both verbally and in prescence. leaves her makeup open all over the bathroom, stuff leaking out everywhere. She dislikes console games and dosent let me play my xbox. She dances like no ones watching, unfortunately. Shes vegiterian and moans at me for cooking sausages or rashers because of the smell. She buys far to much clothes that will never be worn, same for stupid shoes and awkward handbags. shes always cold in the house but wont put a cardigan on, puts the heating on instead.
theres soooo much more but im still mad about her nearly twenty years and three kids later.
Relationships are the closest thing to actual madness tou can go without being certified.

Christ, she's every man's nightmare!! While I don't really game anymore, I'd be the type of person who'd do it just because I'm told I can't.:D

Baxterly13

His snoring, that bout it! I've gotten over and become accustomed to his farting