Will there be loads of horney women at this 50 shades of grey thing

Specialun

Well will there

Dont get the film myself

Gatling

Very
Most
Highly
Likely

It's a woman thing

shruikan2553

Hope you like middle aged women.

MarkAnthony

Is this just not a limp wristed manifestation of treat um mean and keep um keen?

CJ Haughey

They will be midly moist.

PizzamanIRL

No, Irish women are too prude to publicly display their love for erotic fiction. They'd rather burrow away at home reading the book masked by a girly magazine cover.

Instead, it will be filled with disappointed horny men hoping to see a lot of horny women in the cinema, looking around at each other awkwardly.

MarkAnthony

TBH just head to a swinger's club if you want easy middle aged rides.

stmol32

I could have sworn at the last meeting of the all the men everywhere club we decided we weren't going to talk about this film.

Seriously OP they're just going to girl up bondage for us all and ruin it.

Chucken

Specialun wrote: »

Well will there

Dont get the film myself

How can you not get it if you haven't seen it yet?

Venus In Furs

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

No, Irish women are too prude to publicly display their love for erotic fiction. They'd rather burrow away at home reading the book masked by a girly magazine cover.

Is that why there were constant sightings of women reading the book that summer when it was huge?

wil

Specialun wrote: »

Dont get the film myself

Apparently based on some book of a similar name.

the evasion_kid

I heard most cinemas are getting plastic covers for the seats

Ruu

Down with this sort of thing!

thelad95

Apparently it's actually tame enough nudity wise. Not one full frontal scene in the entire film.

CJ Haughey

Between this film and valentines it will break the country.

The Peanut

Will some female please explain to me what the excitement is all about? I was talking to my sister today - married and should know better - who performed something over the phone which was similar to the orgasm scene in When Harry met Sally when talking about the movie.

I don't get it. He's a man. Nothing more. What in the name of God do women think the movie will do for them?

Answers please.

Joeseph Balls

Ruu wrote: »

Down with this sort of thing!

Careful now

CJ Haughey

The Peanut wrote: »

I was talking to me my sister today - married and should know better - who performed something over the phone which was similar to the orgasm scene in When Harry met Sally when talking about the movie.

Ur sister knocked one out talking to you, thats abit wrong now.

MarkAnthony

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Ur sister knocked one out talking to you, thats abit wrong now.

What happens in Cork stays in Cork.

the evasion_kid

The Peanut wrote: »

Will some female please explain to me what the excitement is all about? I was talking to me my sister today - married and should know better - who performed something over the phone which was similar to the orgasm scene in When Harry met Sally when talking about the movie.

I don't get it. He's a man. Nothing more. What in the name of God do women think the movie will do for them?

Answers please.

Make them squirt like old faithfull

Venus In Furs

The Peanut wrote: »

Will some female please explain to me what the excitement is all about? I was talking to me my sister today - married and should know better - who performed something over the phone which was similar to the orgasm scene in When Harry met Sally when talking about the movie.

I don't get it. He's a man. Nothing more. What in the name of God do women think the movie will do for them?

Answers please.

I haven't read the book but I gather he's a troubled, moody, brooding, extremely physically attractive man, and he treats the woman in it kinda questionably - but that turns her on. And there's lots of sex, and some of it is mildly kinky.

No doubt this will generate plenty of "See? Women do like men who treat them like sh-t!" reactions. Well no, lots don't - I certainly don't. But it's not unfair to say that a good number of women do - or at least like the fantasy of a troubled, brooding man who's hot and really good in bed... and "taming" him and "teaching him how to love".

And the actor who's playing him is... hubba hubba! :eek:

People are talking about middle-aged women a bit on this thread, but I think it's more of a young woman's fantasy. As women get older then, they see how silly it is to be fixated on the "bad boys".

gerrybbadd

The Peanut wrote: »

I don't get it. He's a man. Nothing more. What in the name of God do women think the movie will do for them?

Answers please.

He has a lad like a tube of pringles

The Peanut

Venus In Furs wrote: »

I haven't read the book but I gather he's a troubled, moody, brooding, extremely physically attractive man, and he treats the woman in it kinda questionably - but that turns her on. And there's lots of sex, and some of it is mildly kinky.

No doubt this will generate plenty of "See? Women do like men who treat them like sh-t!" reactions. Well no, lots don't - I certainly don't. But it's not unfair to say that a good number of women do - or at least like the fantasy of a troubled, brooding man who's hot and really good in bed... and "taming" him and "teaching him how to love".

And the actor who's playing him is... hubba hubba! :eek:

People are talking about middle-aged women a bit on this thread, but I think it's more of a young woman's fantasy. As women get older then, they see how silly it is to be fixated on the "bad boys".

It's interesting how the minds of men and women are so different. I'd be fairly certain that men would never react in the same way to a book; men typically need more visual stimulation.

Thanks to all the single lads for their inputs too.

CJ Haughey

MarkAnthony wrote: »

What happens in Cork stays in Cork.

John Spilliane could write a song about it

entropi

You should definitely hang around cinemas showing it, wearing a black suit and possibly have a set of fluffy handcuffs with you.

The girls will love that.

Doom

Stand outside with a bottle of Prosecco...win win

DoYouEvenLift

If you have any money to use as start up funds, I'd advise you to buy a little shopping stand and buy a variety of vibrators, dildos and handcuffs then set up show outside the cinema during it's screening.

_Whimsical_

I haven't read the book,nor will I be seeing the film. As a woman what I have heard about it I find distasteful, and particularly right now with a certain case in the courts. I wonder if this book and film had been written with the same level of violent role play and aimed at a male market would it ever have been such a success or even indeed seen the light of day. If it had I imagine would have been to the torturous cries of misogyny, abuse and glorification of a perverse desire to subjugate women for kicks. Yet throw in a lavish set, a hunky rich guy to do the whipping and suddenly is a fun girls night out, it's empowering, it's sexy, it's prudish to think otherwise.

Sometimes I find women really disappointing.

El Horseboxo

Does the flute get his lad out?

CJ Haughey

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Does the flute get his lad out?

Ud like that wouldnt you?

El Horseboxo

CJ Haughey wrote: »

Ud like that wouldnt you?

Love it.

Doom

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I haven't read the book,nor will I be seeing the film. As a woman what I have heard about it I find distasteful, and particularly right now with a certain case in the courts. I wonder if this book and film had been written with the same level of violent role play and aimed at a male market would it ever have been such a success or even indeed seen the light of day. If it had I imagine would have been to the torturous cries of misogyny, abuse and glorification of a perverse desire to subjugate women for kicks. Yet throw in a lavish set, a hunky rich guy to do the whipping and suddenly is a fun girls night out, it's empowering, it's sexy, it's prudish to think otherwise.

Sometimes I find women really disappointing.

Written by a woman....men not to blame this time :-(

DoYouEvenLift

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I haven't read the book,nor will I be seeing the film. As a woman what I have heard about it I find distasteful, and particularly right now with a certain case in the courts. I wonder if this book and film had been written with the same level of violent role play and aimed at a male market would it ever have been such a success or even indeed seen the light of day. If it had I imagine would have been to the torturous cries of misogyny, abuse and glorification of a perverse desire to subjugate women for kicks. Yet throw in a lavish set, a hunky rich guy to do the whipping and suddenly is a fun girls night out, it's empowering, it's sexy, it's prudish to think otherwise.

Sometimes I find women really disappointing.

The funniest part is if you read any extracts of it you'll think it could've been written by a hormonal 15 year old.

Venus In Furs

Doom wrote: »

Written by a woman....men not to blame this time :-(

Yeh, as that poster said.

eviltwin

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

I haven't read the book,nor will I be seeing the film. As a woman what I have heard about it I find distasteful, and particularly right now with a certain case in the courts. I wonder if this book and film had been written with the same level of violent role play and aimed at a male market would it ever have been such a success or even indeed seen the light of day. If it had I imagine would have been to the torturous cries of misogyny, abuse and glorification of a perverse desire to subjugate women for kicks. Yet throw in a lavish set, a hunky rich guy to do the whipping and suddenly is a fun girls night out, it's empowering, it's sexy, it's prudish to think otherwise.

Sometimes I find women really disappointing.

I read the first one out of interest as I have an interest in bsdm myself, there were some parts that rang true but most of it was total rubbish. I've never met a Christian Grey or an Ana but have seen many people with traces of both.

No one knows the content of the movie yet and I've heard the director say some of the more controversial scenes in the book were dropped from the film so who knows what it will be like. I don't know if I will watch it but I'm curious about it and I can see the appeal.

I think some people, wrongly, believe bdsm is about abuse, its not. Its role play and only those things that both parties are prepared to do are allowed. I can't remember much about the book but I seem to remember Grey saying on more than one occasion that he would never do anything Ana didn't want. Some people find it hard to understand the enjoyment people can get from this kind of relationship and its not to everyone's taste but its not automatically abusive either. People being abused generally tend not to have much in the way of choice.

biko

Horney women?
Women don't get horns silly

goose2005

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

The funniest part is if you read any extracts of it you'll think it could've been written by a hormonal 15 year old.

It was originally a Twilight fanfic about Edward and Bella, and several traces of the original remain

Candy_Girl

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Does the flute get his lad out?

If he did I'd go see it..

DeadHand

So it turns out young women want to be treated badly, dominated, patronised, infantilized and tortured.

Thank you, pop culture. I now see what I was doing wrong.

Nothing to see here feminism. It's all a good night out for the girls and James Dornan is scrummy!

Page 3 and scientist's tee shirts is where the really dangerous misogyny is at.

hollster2

I predict loads of November babies all the woman coming back to their husbands/boyfriends after lol

NachoBusiness

You think with the amount of money this thing will make they would have hired some A listers, or even D listers.

Looks (and sounds) diabolical though so maybe they had difficulty casting it for that reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZWFDs0LxA

The_Valeyard

Prefer to go see the Avengers. Maybe Chappie.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

El Horseboxo wrote: »

Does the flute get his lad out?

That's as close as damn to a Palindrome we're going to get on this subject

Galway K9

I feel sorry for the lads being dragged to it for Valentine's day lol

With all the hype , I really hope when people see it and realise theres no real sex or close to it. the fact that it's crap will spread and stop the continous profits for the movie.

The_Valeyard

Galway K9 wrote: »

I feel sorry for the lads being dragged to it for Valentine's day lol

Nah, they will probably get the ride afterwards.

Kermit.de.frog

They'll be coming from Gdansk to see the film.

Galway K9

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Nah, they will probably get the ride afterwards.

I can get ride without seeing it lol

caustic 1

I can only imagine the movie is going to be brutally bad.

Tony EH

Specialun wrote: »

Will there be loads of horney women at this 50 shades of grey thing

There might just be lots of blokes who can't spell "horny".

Iranoutofideas

They should show American Psycho at a few screenings instead for the laugh.

UCDVet

The answer, of course, is yes.

Sadly, they won't look anything like Dakota Johnson.
On the plus side, you're probably not rich, powerful, and look like Jamie Dornan (although he is from NI, so maybe you do).