If you died today...

PizzamanIRL

What would be the most embarrassing thing found in your room, including anything you may have locked in a safe?

StewartGriffin

Probably me, dead!

Timberrrrrrrr

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

What would be the most embarrassing thing found in your room, including anything you may have locked in a safe?

Nothing in my room but the 3 Philipino sex slaves in the dungeon might need explaining

Mr_Muffin

My collection of circumcised hamsters.

Tilly

The usual cuffs, rabbit, bullet....

Friends have spare keys and orders on what to do if I die.

Tugboats

My mums silk underwear that i stole when i first staring **** at 13

Pwindedd

My CD collection. Steps, Venga Boys and Rick Astley would be a small sample of the ****e that I have accumulated over the years.

blinding

Enda Kenny kissing Angela Merkels ARS*

Deranged96

the 50 shades of Grey novel

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Absolutely nothing embarrassing to be found. Indeed it shows a certain immaturity to expect many people would have something embarrassing.

corner of hells

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Nothing in my room but the 3 Philipino sex slaves in the dungeon might need explaining

You want us to explain to the Filipinos , how you died ?

Panthro

Jose would finally have beaten Villa.
/footytalk

J Mysterio

Tugboats wrote: »

My mums silk underwear that i stole when i first staring **** at 13

wtf

My name is URL

Nothing much I'd be embarrassed about considering I'd be dead and all

Tugboats

J Mysterio wrote: »

wtf

i never had a sister. What was i to do?

Agricola

Probably the Gary Neville autobiography

Nib

Lee Mammoth Keg wrote: »

Absolutely nothing embarrassing to be found. Indeed it shows a certain immaturity to expect many people would have something embarrassing.

Thanks Grandad.

It's not the contents of my room but the contents of my phone that would be embarrassing. Hence, it is encrypted so that it would have to be wiped clean before anyone could access it.

PLL

Stupid notebooks from when I was a teenager containing essays that attempted to work out whether a boy liked me. I for some reason don't have the heart to throw them away. They make me smile at how easy life was.

The notebooks also contain my attempts to predict exam grades (major geek!). Also texts from boys written out in conversation form as some sort of 'record' of how nice he was to me ,'cause I would eventually have to delete them off the phone when the memory got full.

I sound like I was a batshít crazy teen.

PizzamanIRL

Lee Mammoth Keg wrote: »

Absolutely nothing embarrassing to be found. Indeed it shows a certain immaturity to expect many people would have something embarrassing.

Indeed Watson, indeed. This thread doesn't apply to you then.

Agricola

PLL wrote: »

Stupid notebooks from when I was a teenager containing essays that attempted to work whether a boy liked me. I for some reason don't have the heart to throw them away. They make me smile at how easy life was.

The notebooks also contain my attempts to predict exam grades (major geek!) and texts from boys written out in conversation form as some sort of 'record' of how nice he was to me 'cause I would eventually have to delete them off the phone when the memory got full.

I sound like I was a batshít crazy teen.

Reminds me of the only year I kept a diary when i was 15/16. I read through it afew years back. Funny how such trivial things seem so important to you at that age....... and how wonderfully carefree life is. No idea of the shítstorm that's to come.

Wang King

Hiow my wife doesn't find my mails to my mistress and my girlfriend

The dust behind my chest of drawers.

Morto.

The Backwards Man

A film I made in college.

Nothing dirty like, it was about an invisible rabbit type monster.

Boskowski

The most embarrassing thing would be the lack of embarrassing things I guess.

rolliepoley

It would'nt be embarrassing if your dead.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Nib wrote: »

Thanks Grandad.

Yes , I have 4 grandchildren. The eldest is 19.


And you're very welcome.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Indeed Watson, indeed. This thread doesn't apply to you then.

Just answering the question asked.

One eyed Jack

I don't really have anything I'd be embarrassed about, I don't keep that much stuff in my bedroom. I guess my phones maybe and my laptops there'd be stuff on them that I wouldn't want anyone seeing.


(Not like illegal stuff or anything, just confidential stuff)

SMJSF

the pile of dishes in Que for washing in the kitchen.... and my secret "comfy day" underwear!

Santa Cruz

I suppose the photos of Twinks stuck on some models in my porno collection, particularly the one with the King Charles puppy

WoollyRedHat

Santa Cruz wrote: »

I suppose the photos of Twinks stuck on some models in my porno collection, particularly the one with the King Charles puppy

Sometimes I wish I had become a therapist.

todders

Lee Mammoth Keg wrote: »

Absolutely nothing embarrassing to be found. Indeed it shows a certain immaturity to expect many people would have something embarrassing.

No chance of finding any Craic in your room anyway, alive or dead

Wang King

todders wrote: »

No chance of finding any Craic in your room anyway, alive or dead

In his defense, he's 92

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

todders wrote: »

No chance of finding any Craic in your room anyway, alive or dead

Plenty of craic! Just no crack.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Wang King wrote: »

In his defense, he's 92

Cheek! Take 20 years off that.;)

Wang King

Lee Mammoth Keg wrote: »

Cheek! Take 20 years off that.;)

And add what?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Wang King wrote: »

And add what?

-1





I'm probably closer to the dieing today scenario than most here.

todders

Lee Mammoth Keg wrote: »

-1





I'm probably closer to the dieing today scenario than most here.

You can join the fun you just killed in this thread so..

SparkySpitfire

Wang King wrote: »

In his defense, he's 92

Lee Mammoth Keg's a man? :eek:

Inspector Dhar

42 empty Manhatten Peanut bags. And me on a diet since Jan 1st. The shame, oh the utter shame.

Son Of A Vidic

As long as my jocks are fresh and clean, I couldn't careless about anything else.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

SparkySpitfire wrote: »

Srameen's a man? :eek:

Mrs S sure thinks so.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Oh jesus. Apart from diaries going back til I was about 7, there are more wine bottles than there should be (everyone drinks wine in bed alone sometimes, right?) and a concert t-shirt from P!nk at the point from about 2003 - it was my first big concert and I can't bring myself to get rid of it. Also for the past ten years I've been putting up posters/photos/ads/tickets on the walls without ever taking any down, now it's all Enda Walsh plays and Gerhard Richter postcards and the like, but once people start peeling back the layers they wouldn't be long getting to the point where it's all Avril Lavigne and Orlando Bloom with hearts drawn around them. I'm not even going into the truly weird stuff.

Basically my room is like a cross between Miss Havisham and yer man from Se7en, and I really hope I die in a housefire.

Eutow

Tugboats wrote: »

i never had a sister. What was i to do?

Use porn like a normal person.


To answer the thread question, nothing to be embarrased about.

smurgen

xanax and connies

Way ahead of you on this one OP.
my best friend had a key to my house and instructions given years ago as to exactly which box in my cupboard to get rid of before my mam cleans out my house.

She didn't need to ask what is in there.......

Wacker The Attacker

A t-shirt with a massive sh1t stain on it that isnt even mine

J Mysterio

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

A t-shirt with a massive sh1t stain on it that isnt even mine

Why exactly are you keeping this particular item?

Wacker The Attacker

J Mysterio wrote: »

Why exactly are you keeping this particular item?

On the one hand I really dont want to handle another humans skidmarks.

On the other we have the health and safety benefits of its removal.

J Mysterio

Brilliant. How long has it been in storage and can you explain its heritage?