28 year old lady banned from nightclubs for wearing skimpy clothes

Tugboats

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090547/Mother-28-banned-towns-nightclubs-old-wear-skimpy-outfits.html

She'd be considered over dressed in Ireland. Looks in decent shape after having 4 kids but her fanny may well be past it's sell by date.

Edit:

The article is 3 years old. Not sure how it popped up on Daily Mail now. Anyway she is now a single mother of 7 not 4

1357

Jeez you wouldn't be long gettin' frostbit!

ColeTrain

She'd pass for 40.

vandriver

The irony of being barred from Tramps in that get up.

The_Valeyard

Honestly, I thought she looked liked an escort or something.

maxwell smart

Love that they had to pixellate one of those pictures to preserve her modesty.... Oh the irony Daily Mail!

mackeire

Looks good if she was 40.
Looks terrible for 28.

skittles8710

First. World. Problems.

Pawwed Rig

She should smile more. No niteclub wants unhappy looking people in it

The Backwards Man

Woman in short skirt + Daily Mail readers = Internet meltdown

Adhamh

Everything about this is so British that it gave me hemorrhoids.

maxwell smart

Love the comment in the comments section:

Hands up: How many of you would take on her and her 4 kids? Come on, you at the back! Anyone?

:eek::eek:

Mesrine65

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

She should smile more. No niteclub wants unhappy looking people in it

Especially one that looks like a burglars dog.

Anonymagician

I think the boots are her downfall.

Bandito909

1996 called, it wants her boots back!!

James Bond Junior

She looks like a castaway from a spice girls tribute band.

Ihatecuddles

Jesus. That's not sexy at all. Not in my opinion anyway.

Dozen Wicked Words

Rough, very rough.

darkpagandeath

lol 28 ... Did they check a passport or birth cert ?

anncoates

Tugboats wrote: »

The article is 3 years old. Not sure how it popped up on Daily Mail now.

You did a search called 'Daily Mail articles about bitchez with which to troll AH'?

BBDBB

darkpagandeath wrote: »

lol 28 ... Did they check a passport or birth cert ?

I think they carbon dated her sense of style

corkchick88

Jesus she looks terrible. I have no problem with a girl wanting to look sexy on a night out but she just looks like a cheap hooker.

Do guys actually find this attractive?

Tugboats

Dozen Wicked Words wrote: »

Rough, very rough.

http://m.worcesternews.co.uk/news/9497413.Lisa_goes_from_brassy_to_classy/#PhotoSwipe1423161164765

Looks decent in the makeover

Ihatecuddles

corkchick88 wrote: »

Jesus she looks terrible. I have no problem with a girl wanting to look sexy on a night out but she just looks like a cheap hooker.

Do guys actually find this attractive?

Some do I'm sure. Id say my husband would, he loves tacky

corkchick88

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Some do I'm sure. Id say my husband would, he loves tacky

Whatever happened to leaving some things to the imagination??

BBDBB

corkchick88 wrote: »

Whatever happened to leaving some things to the imagination??

Im imagining her in a loooooong coat

BigBrownBear

What a weapon. Would pull the hair out of ya for looking crooked at her.
But I'd never judge a book by it's cover ; )

fleet_admiral

If I had 13 mickeys I wouldn't give her the unlucky one

Shrap

I'd say she could have saved herself a fortune with some careful application of silage tape. A whole roll would last her well into her 40's with that class of minimal coverage.....

Ihatecuddles

corkchick88 wrote: »

Whatever happened to leaving some things to the imagination??

I don't know what it is with him, if we see someone walking around like that I just know he'll be gawking!!

Bongalongherb

mackeire wrote: »

Looks good if she was 40.
Looks terrible for 28.

I've seen women 60 years old a lot better looking than that thing. No-wonder she was barred, get her out of here fast.

Pumpkinseeds

I pity her kids. Nobody wants their mum to look like the town bike.

Ihatecuddles

Bongalongherb wrote: »

I've seen women 60 years old a lot better looking than that thing. No-wonder she was barred, get her out of here fast.

My ex's mam is 60+ and looks fantastic. Great body, blonde hair, tanned but not looking like a handbag, her own sparkly white teeth. She's rich as f*ck though. I guarantee she'd get more compliments than that girl.

fleet_admiral

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I pity her kids. Nobody wants their mum to look like the town bike.

Look like?

After 7 kids she could walk down both sides of o connell street at the same time

Ihatecuddles

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I pity her kids. Nobody wants their mum to look like the town bike.

I'd say it's mortifying. She'll be out partying with her daughters soon I'd say.

cml387

Wooster. It's pronounced Wooster.

Just though you'd like to know. And all those AH'ers pronouncing upon her appearance, could they put up a picture of themselves so we can do a comparison.

Tugboats

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My ex's mam is 60+ and looks fantastic. Great body, blonde hair, tanned but not looking like a handbag, her own sparkly white teeth. She's rich as f*ck though. I guarantee she'd get more compliments than that girl.

Link?

Annasopra

cml387 wrote: »

And all those AH'ers pronouncing upon her appearance, could they put up a picture of themselves so we can do a comparison.

Excellent idea

Ihatecuddles

cml387 wrote: »

Wooster. It's pronounced Wooster.

Just though you'd like to know. And all those AH'ers pronouncing upon her appearance, could they put up a picture of themselves so we can do a comparison.

I've no problem putting my photo up here, I'm no prize pig but don't embarrass my kids or get barred from places based on appearance alone

Bongalongherb

Some women just have excellent Genes, I met a polish girl on one of the courses I was doing and she was 33 years old and I can tell you that she only looked about 21. She said he mother is the same and looks very young as well. Some folks have the Genes some don't. It's just the way of the road.

Pumpkinseeds

cml387 wrote: »

Wooster. It's pronounced Wooster.

Just though you'd like to know. And all those AH'ers pronouncing upon her appearance, could they put up a picture of themselves so we can do a comparison.

Ha ha, sounds like you like the hooker chic look. She's the very definition of mutton dressed as lamb. 7 kids, 7 different daddies. Classy 'lady'.

Candy_Girl

She'll be on the Jeremy Kyle show soon...she has that look about her

imitation

The ole pub scene is a bit different in england. Our english cousin almost fell off his chair when he was told both my brothers met their wifes in pubs.

Ihatecuddles

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Ha ha, sounds like you like the hooker chic look. She's the very definition of mutton dressed as lamb. 7 kids, 7 different daddies. Classy 'lady'.

Her first four were the same guy,not sure about the last three

NotASheeple

Tugboats wrote: »

28 year old lady banned from nightclubs for wearing skimpy clothes

Is the word 'not' missing from that headline?

cml387

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I've no problem putting my photo up here, I'm no prize pig but don't embarrass my kids or get barred from places based on appearance alone

Remember that if the reason she was barred was that she would drive men Mad With Lust, this is exactly the argument used by some muslims for women to wear the burka.

Bongalongherb

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Her first four were the same guy,not sure about the last three

Her last 3 were alien hybrids when she claimed she was abducted by aliens from the planet Morbabe.

Ihatecuddles

cml387 wrote: »

Remember that if the reason she was barred was that she would drive men Mad With Lust, this is exactly the argument used by some muslims for women to wear the burka.

I'd say the reason she was barred was that her tits kept falling out of her 'dresses' and you could see her floof whenever she bent over.

Tugboats

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'd say the reason she was barred was that her tits kept falling out of her 'dresses' and you could see her floof whenever she bent over.

You could say that about half the Irish girls you see out . The only difference is this woman is about 5 stone lighter compared to what you see falling around towns throughout Ireland. Nightclubs would be empty if we had a dress code

Bongalongherb

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I'd say the reason she was barred was that her tits kept falling out of her 'dresses' and you could see her floof whenever she bent over.

There's no doubt about it. That woman has to understand that dressing like a hooker at her age is not going to work anywhere. Funnily enough, if she dressed appropriately for her age she would possibly look better.

I'm not one for judging people by their dress-code but she is definitely over-doing it big-time. If she had lovely eye's I would probably be more sympathetic.

Well you can clearly see what's happening here, I'm on my third beer. I'd say after my 8th I will probably be saying she's deadly.

vandriver

I think we've found Harrymagina's girlfriend.