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so my girlfriends a hooker.

  • 30-01-2015 11:37am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    Been seen this lovely woman for about six months. Friend called over to me and told me he has to show me something urgently. Pulled up this particular website and there she was. He called her there obviously she has a different number and now going to confront her at a different address in a couple of hours at the arranged time. Don't know what to say. Don't know what to do. She is foreign and said she's from a wealthy background but now I know where she gets her money. Wtf am I do. I guess its over.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Is she hot?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    Pics? Links?? Prices???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,366 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    Have you eaten her out yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,296 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Beaten too it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Been seen this lovely woman for about six months. Friend called over to me and told me he has to show me something urgently. Pulled up this particular website and there she was. He called her there obviously she has a different number and now going to confront her at a different address in a couple of hours at the arranged time. Don't know what to say. Don't know what to do. She is foreign and said she's from a wealthy background but now I know where she gets her money. Wtf am I do. I guess its over.

    Yeah it's over, get it done quick before my appointment


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Fight fire with fire, time to become a gigolo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭kingtiger




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭RomanKnows


    Fight fire with fire, time to become a gigolo.

    He'll have to change his name to Harry Mangina.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    He called her there obviously she has a different number and now going to confront her at a different address in a couple of hours at the arranged time.

    Your mate is going to 'confront' her?




    Wonder will he ask for a discount for 'friends and family'...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Been seen this lovely woman for about six months. Friend called over to me and told me he has to show me something urgently. Pulled up this particular website and there she was. He called her there obviously she has a different number and now going to confront her at a different address in a couple of hours at the arranged time. Don't know what to say. Don't know what to do. She is foreign and said she's from a wealthy background but now I know where she gets her money. Wtf am I do. I guess its over.

    If you're not ok with it, and she doesn't want to give it up, bail
    I'd be curious as to why she does it, is it for the money, is she forced, would she give up with your support and try alternative employment?
    Get yourself checked out whatever you do.


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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You've got good mates dude.

    Not many friends would be willing to pay to ride your missus just to help you out.

    Aw. Warms the cockles of me heart.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    I though the usual arrangement when your girlfriend is a hooker is she gives you the money.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Don't forget you will need to declare all benefit in kind to Revenue.
    Just submit your 2014 P60 along with a competed P69 form.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    Be careful OP, you might get an invoice.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    irish_goat wrote: »
    Pics? Links?? Prices???

    Apparantly its 80 euro for 30 mins and gives anal with strap ons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Have ye been playing safe? (Condoms) get checked out?


    How did your mate 'come across' her? A regular frequenter of the ladies of the night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Don't forget you will need to declare all benefit in kind to Revenue.
    Just submit your 2014 P60 along with a competed P69 form.

    He could probably claim hand relief also...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    TJ is it?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    It's tough taking sloppy seconds, but sloppy 8,545ths must be really rough.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    Have ye been playing safe? (Condoms) get checked out?


    How did your mate 'come across' her? A regular frequenter of the ladies of the night.
    Nope as she's on the pill. STI clinic appointment made before I started this threadand yes my friend lives the charlie sheen lifestyle.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    cutting all the other crap aside.
    I'll ask the obvious as follows.

    1 does she give the impression she is struggling and thus needs the money?

    2 have you ever discussed what she does before in the usual getting to know you way, and then if so, what was her answer?

    3. does said website have an old profile, perhaps she's not active anymore?

    4. Do you really like her and does she really like you? or basically could you get past it if it's now history?

    5. have you had unprotected sex with her in any form or fashion. If so, then why not buy a ten euro sim card, make an appointment and turn up, then see what the hell she's at?? playing with her health is entirely her choice but you also need to know. that' is quite serious. IN saying that, I suppose you take just as much chance sleeping with a non-hooker/stranger. though the high risks are with herself.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 25,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Why? whats changed. She has a job, you presumably like her and get on well with her. If she is happy with her job and done it before you arrived on the scene, I fail to see what your issue is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    What did you think she worked at?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭niamh.foley


    Any Chance of Pictures to verify your Story..

    As the joker would say... GUY could be a "porn-star" and date a girl no one bats an eye..
    Girl is an hooker and dates a guy every one loose there mind..


    Ever think she could be your Vivian Ward and you could be her Edward Lewis ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Send her an invoice for your services over the last six months.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Is it Friday already?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    Where did she say she worked before?

    What is her sex drive like (after work)?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 137 ✭✭Zack Morris


    Where is she from?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    Tilly wrote: »
    What did you think she worked at?

    Said she was wealthy, only meet up like four nights every two weeks due to my work pattern.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,515 ✭✭✭✭VinLieger


    CramCycle wrote: »
    Why? whats changed. She has a job, you presumably like her and get on well with her. If she is happy with her job and done it before you arrived on the scene, I fail to see what your issue is.

    Em they have been having unprotected sex and she is a hooker and never told him you'd be okay with that happening to you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Hang on a minute now?

    Has the relationship being going well up to now? Do you like her as a person?

    Maybe she didn't tell you because she was afraid of how you would react , probably exactly how you are. I wouldn't go confronting her while she works , come on now that isn't the best way to deal with it.

    I'd talk to her reasonably about it , call her and ask to meet up when she's free and tell her you found out. If it's a complete no no for you explain that and walk away but if I liked this girl I want to hear what she has to say.

    This is After hours , you'll find nothing but give me pictures and prices here. Head to personal issues for actual advice and don't be a coward about it and put this girl down. I'm sure she doesn't love having sex for money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    CramCycle wrote: »
    Why? whats changed. She has a job, you presumably like her and get on well with her. If she is happy with her job and done it before you arrived on the scene, I fail to see what your issue is.

    The fact that she probably averages twenty c0cks a day before the op goes near her and he didn't know anything about this thus exposing him to all sorts of diseases?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    CramCycle wrote: »
    Why? whats changed. She has a job, you presumably like her and get on well with her. If she is happy with her job and done it before you arrived on the scene, I fail to see what your issue is.

    So you'd be quite fine with your other half riding all and sundry for money?

    Me, I wouldn't but I suppose if both parties are okay with it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Is it Friday already?

    Why, what time's your appointment?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    Where is she from?

    Spain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    As long as she doesn't bring her work home with her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    I'd say your mate booked her and did the deed first.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 126 ✭✭harrymagina


    The fact that she probably averages twenty c0cks a day before the op goes near her and he didn't know anything about this thus exposing him to all sorts of diseases?

    :eek::(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    How come nobody has seen the blindingly obvious???:confused:

    I'm afraid it's bad news.

    Let me guess, - you're not a great success with the ladies?

    Some of your mates have obviously taken pity on you, and hired a hooker to make you feel good.

    On the bright side, you have good friends.:)


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Bgoing to confront her at a different address in a couple of hours at the arranged time.

    So you arranged to meet her under false pretences - probably a good way to lose the moral high ground if you are going to confront her with her deception.

    I would advise you discuss - not confront - this with her in an adult fashion in the usual locations where you normally interact with her.
    The fact that she probably averages twenty c0cks a day

    Curious where you get your figures from?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 25,523 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    VinLieger wrote: »
    Em they have been having unprotected sex and she is a hooker and never told him you'd be okay with that happening to you?
    No one said she was having unprotected sex, did he ask? Sounds more like a ****ty boyfriend who was happy enough to have his gf but not care enough to see what she done for a living. Of course if she lied and made up a job then that would be grounds to walk out.
    The fact that she probably averages twenty c0cks a day before the op goes near her and he didn't know anything about this thus exposing him to all sorts of diseases?
    I remember going out with a girl years ago but the week I met her first, I think I was on a hot streak for a change. Didn't tell her how many people I had been with that week, she never asked either, doesn't mean I riddled her.
    petes wrote: »
    So you'd be quite fine with your other half riding all and sundry for money?

    Me, I wouldn't but I suppose if both parties are okay with it!
    If that's what they were at before I met them and I still fell for them. If it happened after we met, I'll admit, probably not.

    Hookers to the best of my knowledge, don't do it for enjoyment, if she was doing it for fun, then I would walk away, if it was a job and that's it, no emotional issues, then fire away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,366 ✭✭✭batistuta9


    You've got good mates dude.

    Not many friends would be willing to pay to ride your missus just to help you out.

    Aw. Warms the cockles of me heart.
    If it's true, he actually has. Plenty wouldve tried. To blackmailed her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    The fact that she probably averages twenty c0cks a day before the op goes near her and he didn't know anything about this thus exposing him to all sorts of diseases?

    I think that c0cks average is a little high. 20 in a day? I doubt that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    going to confront her at a different address in a couple of hours at the arranged time.

    Dare you to ask her "Were they bigger than me?" :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,284 ✭✭✭StewartGriffin


    I think that c0cks average is a little high. 20 in a day? I doubt that.

    I agree, we don't all finish in 5 minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Why does it have to be "all off" ?? Real question.

    Do you like her, as a person?

    What bothers you most about her chosen trade? (it obviously brings in plenty of cash)

    Please consider these as real sincere questions, and I would be genuinely interested in your answers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    For a second I thought your username was hairymangina but that's not of importance right now.

    Okay, she's a hooker, but she is also rich, foreign and willing to fcuk you occasionally. All plus points that shouldn't be ignored. If it were I, I'd would insist that she work condom only from now on and if she refused, I would say my ultimatum was bluff, please don't go, but that's just me.

    Also, has she an online profile? If so, what extras does she offer? The devil is in the details as they say.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton





    Curious where you get your figures from?

    Im a forensic accountant for a pimp.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    CramCycle wrote: »
    No one said she was having unprotected sex, did he ask?

    Yep, OP said she was on the pill.
    How does OP know she wasn't having unprotected sex with every Tom, Dick & Harry.
    Nope as she's on the pill. STI clinic appointment made before I started this thread


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