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Someone is trying to name my lambs

  • 23-01-2015 8:09pm
    #1
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭


    So this blow in from the city wants to name some lambs that I intend to kill and cook.

    Seems like a bit of a psychopath to me!!!


    What should I do about this AH?


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  • #2
    Kermit.de.frog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,417 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    You what?


  • #3
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,312 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    So this blow in from the city wants to name some lambs that I intend to kill and cook.

    Seems like a bit of a psychopath to me!!!


    What should I do about this AH?
    Tell him you intend on giving his children different names, because that's how you deal with killing you lambs.

    That'll freak him out enough to leave you and your lambs alone.


  • #4
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Ride the lambs now before he goes defiling them with "names"


  • #5
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Name them after popular lamb dishes. Lamb chop, stew, burger, curry.


  • #6
    JJayoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,589 ✭✭✭JJayoo


    Cover them in your **** and then ask does he want to take some pictures holding them


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  • #7
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    So this blow in from the city wants to name some lambs that I intend to kill and cook.

    Seems like a bit of a psychopath to me!!!


    What should I do about this AH?

    Ewe making this up?


  • #8
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Ewe making this up?

    Of course not,

    See here:

    http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057367355/1

    (Not sure if mobile links works??)


  • #9
    groucho marx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    Put the lotion in the bucket


  • #10
    Shrap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Name them after popular lamb dishes. Lamb chop, stew, burger, curry.

    Do this. I did this with my rabbits that I reared for meat. Next door are market gardening veggies and when the rabs were nearly grown they brought a vegan friend round who made a big deal about "Oh, how are you going to eat them now the children probably have names for them?!". Oh, says I, it'll be fine. They're called dinner 1, dinner 2, dinner 3.....". I had 10 of them. I pointed them all out and named them for her. I'm sure she felt better then.

    Also, lamb kebab. Yum.


  • #11
    Lando Griffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    Emma Watson wants you to include that this person could be female and the lambs could be a male and female also.


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  • #12
    Lucyfur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,513 ✭✭✭✭Lucyfur


    MOD

    You should not make threads about threads.

    Also, the other OP should not name animals wot will be dinner.

    /farmer's wife.


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