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Dumped by a Brazilian model

  • 29-12-2014 12:57am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭


    So, I was recently dumped by this amazing Brazilian babe. She was way out of my league and I have no idea why she was interested in me in the first place. Met her on a dating site and I was convinced it was some sort of scam - but it wasn't. We dated for a few weeks and had some great times and then suddenly she was gone. I still have no idea wtf was going on. I am not pig ugly or anything like that, but she was so outrageously beautiful that something just wasn't right. But she wasn't looking for a visa or money and she was a cheap date. The killer is, I really fell for her - hard. Like a teenager. But then it just ended. Blocked on FB and no replies to texts or email - until today, when she sent me an email wishing me and my daughter a happy Christmas. I reckon she is gone forever, but she really was something else. I'll just have to console myself with the memory that she was mine for a short time.

    I'm not asking for advice or anything like that. Just sharing that I had a glimpse of ultimate happiness and now it's gone.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SpaceSasqwatch


    bajer101 wrote: »
    So, I was recently dumped by this amazing Brazilian babe. She was way out of my league and I have no idea why she was interested in me in the first place. Met her on a dating site and I was convinced it was some sort of scam - but it wasn't. We dated for a few weeks and had some great times and then suddenly she was gone. I still have no idea wtf was going on. I am not pig ugly or anything like that, but she was so outrageously beautiful that something just wasn't right. But she wasn't looking for a visa or money and she was a cheap date. The killer is, I really fell for her - hard. Like a teenager. But then it just ended. Blocked on FB and no replies to texts or email - until today, when she sent me an email wishing me and my daughter a happy Christmas. I reckon she is gone forever, but she really was something else. I'll just have to console myself with the memory that she was mine for a short time.

    I'm not asking for advice or anything like that. Just sharing that I had a glimpse of ultimate happiness and now it's gone.

    Yawn..been done before


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Incoming!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Yawn..been done before
    No usually they say how tight her pussy was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    She seems like a strong sloot but lettuce be serious here pics or gtfo. Also did you clap dem cheekz and pepper her angus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Let me guess. She couldn't handle your very VERY big penis.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Is this a description of a game of Leisure Suit Larry?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    Yawn..been done before

    In the last month, since you've signed up? Really?

    I'm not trying to "do" anything here. Just sharing a genuine experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    bajer101 wrote: »
    So, I was recently dumped by this amazing Brazilian babe. She was way out of my league and I have no idea why she was interested in me in the first place. Met her on a dating site and I was convinced it was some sort of scam - but it wasn't. We dated for a few weeks and had some great times and then suddenly she was gone. I still have no idea wtf was going on. I am not pig ugly or anything like that, but she was so outrageously beautiful that something just wasn't right. But she wasn't looking for a visa or money and she was a cheap date. The killer is, I really fell for her - hard. Like a teenager. But then it just ended. Blocked on FB and no replies to texts or email - until today, when she sent me an email wishing me and my daughter a happy Christmas. I reckon she is gone forever, but she really was something else. I'll just have to console myself with the memory that she was mine for a short time.

    I'm not asking for advice or anything like that. Just sharing that I had a glimpse of ultimate happiness and now it's gone.
    To hell with that nonsense, did you ride her?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    are you sure it was a girl op?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    bajer101 wrote: »
    In the last month, since you've signed up? Really?

    I'm not trying to "do" anything here. Just sharing a genuine experience.

    You realise people can still read the forum without creating an account? Shocking I know.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    are you sure it was a girl op?
    :eek: never thought of that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Try Personal/Relationship Issues.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    bajer101 wrote: »
    Just sharing a genuine experience.
    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    Let me guess. She couldn't handle your very VERY big penis.

    Perhaps my decidedly average sized penis may have been a problem. This girl could have any man. She was sex on legs. I'm normally fairly handy in bed, but I was a shaking wreck with her. It was impossible not to be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,812 ✭✭✭thelad95


    When are the schools back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    All the same them Brazillian models, pure cnuts....not to be trusted..

    Break a mans heart straight in two in the blink of an eye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SpaceSasqwatch


    No usually they say how tight her pussy was.

    was refering to the post not the braz...ah never mind :)


  • Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    bajer101 wrote: »
    Perhaps my decidedly average sized penis may have been a problem. This girl could have any man. She was sex on legs. I'm normally fairly handy in bed, but I was a shaking wreck with her. It was impossible not to be.

    You sound like a bit of a plank.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    are you sure it was a girl op?

    Funny you should say that. When we got together first, there was a huge burst of suggestions on my FB that she had to be a tranny. Lots of posts asking me to check for an Adam's apple etc. But she was quite clearly just an extraordinary beautiful girl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,973 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Pics or it didn't happen


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    What's wrong with being "pig ugly"? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    So hot Brazilian models need to go on dating sites.......


    Right...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    thelad95 wrote: »
    When are the schools back?

    I'm 46. Single father. She's 35.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    maybe you hurt her with your big penis


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    Liamalone wrote: »
    Pics or it didn't happen

    It didn't!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    bajer101 wrote: »
    So, I was recently dumped by this amazing Brazilian babe. She was way out of my league and I have no idea why she was interested in me in the first place. Met her on a dating site and I was convinced it was some sort of scam - but it wasn't. We dated for a few weeks and had some great times and then suddenly she was gone. I still have no idea wtf was going on. I am not pig ugly or anything like that, but she was so outrageously beautiful that something just wasn't right. But she wasn't looking for a visa or money and she was a cheap date. The killer is, I really fell for her - hard. Like a teenager. But then it just ended. Blocked on FB and no replies to texts or email - until today, when she sent me an email wishing me and my daughter a happy Christmas. I reckon she is gone forever, but she really was something else. I'll just have to console myself with the memory that she was mine for a short time.

    I'm not asking for advice or anything like that. Just sharing that I had a glimpse of ultimate happiness and now it's gone.

    This is the main issue.. I was here myself onetime, dating an absolutely drop dead gorgeous 21 year old... I thought that life doesn't get better than this...... until I spent a year with her, I was lucky to get out with my sanity in the end. Move on OP, plenty more sharks in the sea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Let me guess. She couldn't handle your very VERY big penis.

    Or quite possibly the OP couldn't handle hers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    not yet wrote: »
    All the same them Brazillian models, pure cnuts....not to be trusted..

    Break a mans heart straight in two in the blink of an eye.

    Definitely not to be trusted. I doubt that I was the only guy she was seeing. Lots of things didn't add up. I suspect that I was being auditioned and that I lost out. But she was unreal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Move on OP, plenty more sharks in the sea.

    Not for long
    http://www.sharksavers.org/en/education/sharks-are-in-trouble/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    bajer101 wrote: »
    But she was unreal.

    She was literally unreal I'd say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭donegaLroad


    bajer101 wrote: »
    Definitely not to be trusted. I doubt that I was the only guy she was seeing. Lots of things didn't add up. I suspect that I was being auditioned and that I lost out. But she was unreal.

    did you leave anything lying around like bank account details, bank statements etc.?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    An auld link to the dating website would be handy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    This is the main issue.. I was here myself onetime, dating an absolutely drop dead gorgeous 21 year old... I thought that life doesn't get better than this...... until I spent a year with her, I was lucky to get out with my sanity in the end. Move on OP, plenty more sharks in the sea.

    Yep. I think this is spot on. I don't think that there was any chance of a normal relationship with her. I had no idea how to deal with it. We would walk into a bar and everyone would just stop and stare at her. I don't think I could have dealt with it long term. We passed a group of junkies on Dawson St. one night and one of them stopped rolling his joint and said, "Jaysus bud, what do you have to do to get a bird like that?" I just shrugged at him, because I had no idea. I was just out of my depth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    We passed a group of junkies on Dawson St. one night and one of them stopped rolling his joint and said, "Jaysus bud, what do you have to do to get a bird like that?"
    Nice touch to the story ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,694 ✭✭✭BMJD


    Did she have a hefty Langer?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    did you leave anything lying around like bank account details, bank statements etc.?

    No. In fairness to her she wouldn't come back to my home because of my daughter, so we always stayed out. I was convinced that she was a scammer. I used to be involved with a scambaiting collective so I am well used to them. But she was genuine. I was waiting for her to say that she needed money or for something else like that, but it never came. She was actually really nice and she totally checked out. I just fúcked it up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    She was literally unreal I'd say.

    No. It happened. And my heart is broken. And she didn't have a hefty langer or an Adam's apple. She was the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen with an incredible body. And she was really nice. I'm just kicking myself for messing it up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭franklyon


    How did you mess it up?I was in a similar situation (Peruvian), dating site, drop dead gorgeous, thought it was a scam, until I finally took the plunge, we will be together two years in February. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Ok, il ask.

    How did you fcuk it up OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 84,733 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Not just a girlfriend, a model no less, wtf, get your priorities straight, if it's a Brazilian model you lost go buy yourself a fancy car or a watch to replace her.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    bajer101 wrote: »
    No. It happened. And my heart is broken. And she didn't have a hefty langer or an Adam's apple. She was the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen with an incredible body. And she was really nice. I'm just kicking myself for messing it up.

    K.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    No usually they say how tight her pussy was.

    Stop posting about your lady parts.... PMSL haha :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    Nothing good lasts a long time. That's life, that's the whole movie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    franklyon wrote: »
    How did you mess it up?I was in a similar situation (Peruvian), dating site, drop dead gorgeous, thought it was a scam, until I finally took the plunge, we will be together two years in February. :)
    Ok, il ask.

    How did you fcuk it up OP?

    A lot was lost in the translation. When we talked she would use google translate. I didn't understand what she really wanted and I tried to push it too fast. I was talking white picket fences and she wanted to take it very slow.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    bajer101 wrote: »
    A lot was lost in the translation. When we talked she would use google translate. I didn't understand what she really wanted and I tried to push it too fast. I was talking white picket fences and she wanted to take it very slow.

    Riiiiiight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    She just emailed me again in Portuguese and so much gets lost in the translation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,993 ✭✭✭Soups123


    bajer101 wrote: »
    She just emailed me again in Portuguese and so much gets lost in the translation.

    Here we go here's the big finale..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    bajer101 wrote: »
    A lot was lost in the translation. When we talked she would use google translate. I didn't understand what she really wanted and I tried to push it too fast. I was talking white picket fences and she wanted to take it very slow.

    Would you not keep it believable ffs. Google translate... jaaaaysus.
    Did I tell you I am a model?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    bajer101 wrote: »
    A lot was lost in the translation. When we talked she would use google translate. I didn't understand what she really wanted and I tried to push it too fast. I was talking white picket fences and she wanted to take it very slow.

    This is the second slip up of your little story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    This is the second slip up of your little story.
    Only 2nd??!


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