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The Jizzler Awards Ceremony 2014
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27-12-2014 06:51PM#1Ladies and Gentlemen, distinguished guests, your Holiness, fellow beardies,
Fáilte chuig an séú Gramadaí Jizzlers.
I've decided to open the awards thread early so that we can all get pissed earlier into our seats without disrupting the show. As you can see, I've trimmed my beard and thrown on my best suit.
You may wonder "Why is it called the jizzlers?" Well it is named in honour of one of C&H's bravest warriors. No, he didn't fight in the war. No, he didn't fight off lions while blindfolded infront of Caesar, but he did something even braver. He will go down in history as the man that called upon all the hot mothers (or "MILFS") asking for coitus. Unfortunately, like so many before him, he failed in his quest and for that brave act, we say Rest In Prison.
Tonight we will honour all those who have served C&H in the past year and have done so in a special way. There will be awards given out in the form of creative signatures (Thanks CTYIgirl) as well as 3 Durex extra safe condoms for all the wimmens that will want to have sex with you (and all the men that will want to take the girls home, so on so forth...). There will also be 2 brand new secret awards given out tonight.
This year we learned that wnolan has nothing better to do than waste time on this forum as he racked up his 10,000th post. All the emo kids are stuck in 2006, and most importantly of all, we learned how to kiss someone.
So pull up a seat, enjoy your drinks of choice (mine is a 12 year old special reserve of Jameson whiskey), enjoy the show and most importantly of all, wrap your diddle before you fiddle her middle.
The awards shall begin at about 9:30 (or possibly 10. Who knows.)5
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the first award of the night.
The Niceguy Award
This is awarded to the person that licks all the moderators up the right way throughout the year. And without further adieu, the winner is...
Deise_girl
Here is your signature.
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Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the first award of the night.
The Niceguy Award
This is awarded to the person that licks all the moderators up the right way throughout the year. And without further adieu, the winner is...
Deise_girl
Here is your signature.
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The next award is for The Best Taste In Music
Basically this award is for the person that displays their affection for Arcade Fire the most over the year :pac:
And the winner is...
It's a draw! The winners are Iamanengine and Cherry Blossom Girl
You're signature to use to display you love of Arcade Fire
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Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »The next award is for The Best Taste In Music
Basically this award is for the person that displays their affection for Arcade Fire the most over the year :pac:
And the winner is...
It's a draw! The winners are Iamanengine and Cherry Blossom Girl
You're signature to use to display you love of Arcade Fire
On that note a music interval is needed
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Peanut Butter Jelly wrote: »The next award is for The Best Taste In Music
Basically this award is for the person that displays their affection for Arcade Fire the most over the year :pac:
And the winner is...
It's a draw! The winners are Iamanengine and Cherry Blossom Girl
You're signature to use to display you love of Arcade Fire
Fashionably late AND an award
My first Jizzler having only been around the past 2 years or so, I am grateful.
Thanks very much guys, I post a tonne in STYA and I just assumed people ignored it all! This truly is a most prestigious honour and even more so to joint win with Cherry, the girl knows her music
Peace and love homies
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The next award is for the Most Inspirational Poster
This award goes to the person that gives you the power to get up on those cold, dark Monday mornings. To go into work even though your boss is a cnut, so on, so forth.
And the winner is...
Pigwidgeon!
Your signature to commemorate this great occasion.
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The next award is for the best newcomer to C&H, the baby of the family, so to speak. Now unfortunately I think the votes were rigged because both of our winners are part of the forum for over a year but regardless, your winners are deise_girl and pajor!
(I'll take the money from ye after the show
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Your sig should ye like to use it...
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Next up is the award for the Most Creative Poster
This award goes to the poor unfortunate soul that has to find some use for their arts degree out of AIT by posting in the most creative style on this forum.
Your winner is...
Macavity!
Your signature to celebrate (and yes that is a paintbrush)
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