So I ruined my hair

Grab All Association

Cut my hair (it was messy and long and chewing gum got caught in it earlier) just made a total balls of it but meh its only hair Anybody else here want to share their bad hair day stories?

catallus

Why are you cutting your own hair, in Limerick, at 10 to four in the morning?

Grab All Association

Because I fell asleep and somehow that chewing gum I spit out and thought i binned earlier ended up near my pillow. So I can't go out now for a couple of weeks without a hat suppose you can only laugh at things like this happening.

Grab All Association

http://img.trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spockhair.jpg

Like this only uneven and brown

gazzamc

I assume you're male, why not just get it all shaved off?

catallus

Put up a pic of your head, OP. I need to see this.

Grab All Association

gazzamc wrote: »

I assume you're male, why not just get it all shaved off?

Accident couple of years ago. Scar from it hence why i keep it long all the time.

The One Doctor

Chris___ wrote: »

Accident couple of years ago. Scar from it hence why i keep it long all the time.

Rule 26 of being a man - scars make you more manly. And women love scars on men. Just don't tell them the real cause of the scar unless it involves rescuing drowning puppies or wrestling uppity alligators.

If in doubt, maintain an enigmatic silence.

Billy86

Chris___ wrote: »

http://img.trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spockhair.jpg

Like this only uneven and brown

If it works for Zooey Deschanel it'll do for you too.

Yes, even if you're a guy.

Kovu

Just invent a story about it in which you saved a baby by fighting off a shark with a jar of chocolate spread and two spoons.
Women would be all over you. Especially if you recreate the dramatic encounter with one of them.

pragmatic1

I'm going bald. My life is a bad hair story.

MadsL

Kovu wrote: »

Just invent a story about it in which you saved a baby by fighting off a shark with a jar of chocolate spread and two spoons.

Didn't Vladimir Putin already do this whilst riding a bear?

Bongalongherb

Chris___ wrote: »

Cut my hair (it was messy and long and chewing gum got caught in it earlier) just made a total balls of it but meh its only hair Anybody else here want to share their bad hair day stories?

Yep, I just had my friend shave all of my hair off while listening to this music below. The only problem is that I am now told I look like tweety-pie from the cartoon, the little yellow bird, so I'll be wearing a hat for the next few weeks.

Man I never thought I'd look so different, as I was a hippy before he shaved it all off. Doesn't look good at all, I feel naked now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc9phYujWY

Bongalongherb

My worst hair-day was this one below last year, it was a nightmare gone wrong.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=84138195

Duggy747

Got me haircut before I go home for Xmas tomorrow.

I've normally shoulder long hair so I only asked for a tiny, miniscule fraction off just to tidy it up but now I have Brian Cox's hair.

My hair does grow pretty fecking fast so I'll be back to normal in about 2-3 weeks. :pac:

Buona Fortuna

Wear one of these

https://www.google.ie/search?q=christmas+hats&biw=2144&bih=998&tbm=isch&imgil=gRAXEaRRUIVj1M%253A%253Bjq6AzJ7pxbNUOM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.freegreatpicture.com%25252Fchristmas%25252Fchristmas-hats-28121&source=iu&pf=m&fir=gRAXEaRRUIVj1M%253A%252Cjq6AzJ7pxbNUOM%252C_&usg=__4XCX9S7IRb5WwC_yGzEn83UCY-Y%3D&dpr=0.9&ved=0CDwQyjc&ei=SHKaVIDYMMuP7Ab5yYHwDg#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=gRAXEaRRUIVj1M%253A%3Bjq6AzJ7pxbNUOM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.freegreatpicture.com%252Ffiles%252F116%252F28121-christmas-hats.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.freegreatpicture.com%252Fchristmas%252Fchristmas-hats-28121%3B1200%3B800

Molester Stallone II

No 2 all around, be grand,

MistyCheese

Hairdresser ruined my hair once. Bleached it right off my head (not all of it, I wasn't bald, more like a sheep after being attacked by a blind person with a blunt knife.) They did attempt to fix it which is why I'm protecting their anonymity but the 'fix' was very temporary and my hair took an extremely long time to regrow.

quickbeam

Duggy747 wrote: »

I've normally shoulder long hair so I only asked for a tiny, miniscule fraction off just to tidy it up but now I have Brian Cox's hair.

Brian Cox has lovely hair!

The Backwards Man

I always cut my own hair. Save about a hundred quid a year to the barber, twenty in diesel, and countless hours answering inane questions about my holidays.

Going Strong

Duggy747 wrote: »

...but now I have Brian Cox's hair.

Doesn't he mind you having his hair?

(Waaaaaay) Back in my foolish youth, I wanted my hair bleached but was too poor (trans: Stingy) to pay for it. So a FOF, who was a trainee hairdresser, told me to drop in early to the salon where she worked and she'd do it for a few quid's drinking money. Unfortunately, she applied the paste a bit too close to the roots/scalp and it burned and burned and burned. The salon owner came in at this point and I could see her look of horror in the mirror. She fixed it up, sort of, but my natural hair colour took about two years to come back properly. Lesson well and truly learned there.

Cantremember

catallus wrote: »

Why are you cutting your own hair, in Limerick, at 10 to four in the morning?

And, lo, it came to pass in the 150th year of the reign of King Hairytoothfairy that the god of Peter Mark descended on AH and wrote on the mirrored tablets of the salon that "you shall not cut your own hair". And the people bowed and became hirsute.

Cantremember

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I always cut my own hair. Save about a hundred quid a year to the barber, twenty in diesel, and countless hours answering inane questions about my holidays.

Are YA going out for the weekend I was out last weekend went into town after work and we found this...........

Weeping now.

ShadowHearth

pragmatic1 wrote: »

I'm going bald. My life is a bad hair story.

Lol. I am going bald now too. My solution was easy. 2 days ago I just shaved my whole head.

Thanks **** I can actually pull off Bald look. :pac:

Slydice

Also going bald. Got my xmas 0.5 blade all round last week.

I feel so bad for you OP. You only have Options!


**wanders off muttering** ;-(

Chucken

Chris___ wrote: »

Because I fell asleep and somehow that chewing gum I spit out and thought i binned earlier ended up near my pillow. So I can't go out now for a couple of weeks without a hat suppose you can only laugh at things like this happening.

Are you 5?