Dog has just ate the post

Specialun

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

biko

Send mutt a strongly worded letter.

Birneybau

Hide your homework!

beertons

That's ruff.

Birneybau

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

Clever dog

quad_red

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

Why is it your fault the dog ate the tickets?

catallus

beertons wrote: »

That's ruff.

HAHAHAHA

Boardnashea

Who owns the dog? You or her?

TrishSimon

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

I had a dog who used to chew everything just tell your partner you came home to find the package ripped up pretend you dont know what it is and see what her reaction is she can of course get replacement tickets she will have a confirmation number via email so it wont be a problem.

TomCo

I'd go with the last option.

ratmouse

Sounds like a tall tail!

SEPT 23 1989

If you cover for him he will only do it again

catallus

It's a catastrophe!

Oregano_State

The booking number should be on an email confirmation that 'herself' received when she paid for them. 'Fess up and get it sorted OP.

Timberrrrrrrr

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

Kill dog

Skin dog

Nice fireside rug as replacement prezzie.





































(Timberrrrrrrr is a dog lover and in no way condones the harming of any animals)

catallus

They eat dogs in Asia.

Ruu

Bring the dog for a walk, probably bored of its mind.

Stinicker

This is why people should never allow dogs inside a house, disgusting filthy creatures.

Specialun

This is what i just picked up

Cheensbo

Good swift boot up the hole for aul poochie!

Nah, show herself the mess, get yourself a postbox for outside and a few chew toys for the dog!

Fr_Dougal

There's only one thing for it, grab the dog and burn down the house.

iDave

This shouldn't happen to a dog

AnonoBoy

Teach dog the importance of not chewing the post by eating its kennel in front of it.

Wibbs

At least he didn't eat the postman. That can be hard to explain. On the plus side no need to buy dogfood for a few days.

TrishSimon

Stinicker wrote: »

This is why people should never allow dogs inside a house, disgusting filthy creatures.

A tad bit over the top it chewed an envelope not tore the house apart or go the toilet everywhere.
Possibly not the right thread for you I think.

Specialun

Shes now sitting on the couch with a guilty look

She knows shes done bad..ruined a surprise

biko

TheZohan wrote: »

There's only one thing for it, grab the dog and burn down the house.

There really is no problem that cannot be solved with this simple solution.

Pumpkinseeds

This is why you get insurance on the tickets. Sounds like you need one of those mesh baskets for the letter box to stop the dog eating your mail.

eamonnq

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

This is why you get insurance on the tickets. Sounds like you need one of those mesh baskets for the dog

FYP

Karl Stein

You need to STAMP this out.




STAMP

MistyCheese

Oh, OP does this mean that you didn't get the card I sent you? There was a €20 in it and all.

Son Of A Vidic

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

Training a dog always helps.

mattjack

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Training a dog always helps.

Can you lick your balls OP,if you can do it in front of the dog ,it'll add to the confuson and sense of Christmas fun

Bog Standard User

TrishSimon wrote: »

I had a dog who used to chew everything just tell your partner you came home to find the package ripped up pretend you dont know what it is and see what her reaction is she can of course get replacement tickets she will have a confirmation number via email so it wont be a problem.

claim they never arrived and they can resend them

they will just void the original ticket's serial numbers

Blue Whale

Karl Stein wrote: »

You need to STAMP this out.




STAMP

Literally pissed my pants laughing at this.

antodeco

Cork Opera House?

I think you need to buy the dog a thank you!

The_Valeyard

So who Ya going to see in the Cork Opera House?

michael999999

Don't worry about the tickets, bring the dog to the concert and they can scan it!

Chance The Fapper

Ticket master are not cooperative in situations like this.

Cantremember

A job for Fleet Admiral and the steel toe cap. Mutt needs to experience low orbit flight.

Littlekittylou

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

Let him!

AndonHandon

Make your girlfriend pretend to be the dog and the dog your girlfriend. The girlfriend wouldn't eat the post.

Patty O Furniture

If only it wasn't the obligatory hand-knitted christmas jumper sent in yearly by a grandparent, you'd have a great excuse this year

Cookie_Monster

burn your house down and move to the other side of the world so you never have to confront herself either way

/problem avoided

Tony EH

Find out who your other half was bringing you to see before doing anything to the dog.

She may have done you a favor.

:pac:

WoollyRedHat

Turns out that the OP is actually "the dog", it's his nickname.

You knew it was concert tickets for sure because you ate them, in all their delicous concerrtishness didn't you! You've got a problem, and eating your girfriends present to you really takes the biscuit... no not the dog biscuit!

Now maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree, but I suspect my hypothesis is correct, and you should be put in the dog house.

Christyd

Eat the ****ing dog

dmc17

Specialun wrote: »

What do i do here AH

I came home to find paper all over the floor and a very satisfied pooch next to it. Turns out the dog has ate my xmas present from herself

Do i say nothing or try to get a replacement..looks as if its concert tickets..i guess they wont give replacement without booking number

Do i pretend i wasnt home early and go somewhere for three hours maybe?

You need to get rid of her OP. It's only going to get worse. It starts with concert tickets and next thing you know she'll be buying you gift vouchers. As for the dog, they''ll grow out of it :pac: