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Just a question about your sex life...

  • 25-11-2014 10:35pm
    #1
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭


    If you were forced to marry, and start a family with the last person you had sex with. would you be happy? please say why or why not. lol


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  • #2
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Actually, yes I would. It's never going to happen but I would.


  • #3
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    u ok hun? x


  • #4
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Actually, yes I would.

    why? lol you forgot that part.


  • #5
    TheFarrier
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭TheFarrier


    Yeah was mad about her


  • #6
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Kesly wrote: »
    why? lol you forgot that part.

    Lol, yeah well you forgot too, lol


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  • #7
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Kesly wrote: »
    If you were forced to marry, and start a family with the last person you had sex with. would you be happy? please say why or why not. lol

    Yes 3 words......

    Screaming multiple orgasms.....









    Disclaimer: *may not be true*


  • #8
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Miss Demeanour wrote: »
    Yes 3 words......

    Screaming multiple orgasms.....









    Disclaimer: *may not be true*
    LMFAO!!! For the second time in two days, boards has almost made me pee myself with laughter...


  • #9
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    Kesly wrote: »
    If you were forced to marry, and start a family with the last person you had sex with. would you be happy? please say why or why not. lol

    I'd die a very happy chappy if that were to happen :cool:

    But it'll never happen...


  • #10
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    dgt wrote: »
    I'd die a very happy chappy if that were to happen :cool:

    But it'll never happen...

    why? lol


  • #11
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    When you say "had sex with...", did they have to be there? Like in person? Or aware of your existance?


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  • #12
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    When you say "had sex with...", did they have to be there? Like in person? Or aware of your existance?

    For Pete's Sake! did you roofie your lover?!


  • #13
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,859 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    I'm marrying her next year so not that difficult a question for me.

    lol (in homage to the OP)


  • #14
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    She wouldn't be the wife type for me but she would make a great mistress if that's any consolation.


  • #15
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Talib Fiasco wrote: »
    She wouldn't be the wife type for me but she would make a great mistress if that's any consolation.

    Lol, well at least there is that I guess.


  • #16
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Kesly wrote: »
    For Pete's Sake! did you roofie your lover?!

    I was trying to include the fappers. Your thread is Fappist without them. And there's a fair few here..


  • #17
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Tail Docker wrote: »
    I was trying to include the fappers. Your thread is Fappist without them. And there's a fair few here..

    well in that case...
    (fap fap fap)


  • #18
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Already married to him but yeah, I'd do it again (the sex and the wedding!)


  • #19
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Novella wrote: »
    Already married to him but yeah, I'd do it again (the sex and the wedding!)

    Lol, if I played this game with my fellow Americans I am pretty sure there would be WAY more no's then I have gotten on here.


  • #20
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Positive test eh?


  • #21
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    anncoates wrote: »
    Positive test eh?

    HIV lovers 4 life


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  • #22
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    I would rebel against anyone trying to force me to do anything. I would resist to the utmost! I like toast and I have some right now and I'm really hungry and I want to eat it but if you forced me I would fight you!


  • #23
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    She's not much to look at, but she is very kind-hearted.. :pac:


  • #24
    Talib Fiasco
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    anncoates wrote: »
    Positive test eh?
    efb wrote: »
    HIV lovers 4 life

    Gonorrhea crew checking in


  • #25
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    I meant pregnancy test but the STD gag angle is a good call


  • #26
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    anncoates wrote: »
    I meant pregnancy test but the STD gag angle is a good call

    Is it though is it really?


  • #27
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Hey OP you answer the question too!


  • #28
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    Is it though is it really?

    You can't bring those two anywhere.


  • #29
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    Hey OP you answer the question too!

    I would definitely be unhappy. lol, he is such an insufferable momma's boy that I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to marry her instead.


  • #30
    HamsterFace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 832 ✭✭✭HamsterFace


    Yeah, I suppose it's gonna happen anyway


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  • #31
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    anncoates wrote: »
    Positive test eh?
    .


  • #32
    rainbow kirby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I'm marrying him in May, damn right I'd be happy :)


  • #33
    Eeden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,914 ✭✭✭✭Eeden


    Kesly wrote: »
    If you were forced to marry, and start a family with the last person you had sex with. would you be happy? please say why or why not. lol

    No, because I already did that!


  • #34
    Lau2976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    I'd rather claw out my own uterus then have kids with the last man I had sex with.

    He was a d-bag, he made a kitchen sandwich joke and told me that he got "creeped out" by a painting in my hall and asked me to move it. He even kept his socks on! I was glad to see the back of him


  • #35
    Luke92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    Yeah. With her 6 years and she's alright so far!


  • #36
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Why buy the cow when the milk is free


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  • #37
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    Why buy the cow when the milk is free

    Lau2976 were you talking about this guy?? (:


  • #38
    Lau2976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    Kesly wrote: »
    Lau2976 were you talking about this guy?? (:

    I wish! He's smart enough to write a full sentence.
    Receiving texts when he wasn't even drunk with "hay m8 hw r u? wana ride?"

    I kid you not, he called me "m8" :rolleyes:


  • #39
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Kesly wrote: »
    If you were forced to marry, and start a family with the last person you had sex with. would you be happy? please say why or why not. lol

    Sounds like someone is looking for fap material...


  • #40
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Lau2976 wrote: »
    I wish! He's smart enough to write a full sentence.
    Receiving texts when he wasn't even drunk with "hay m8 hw r u? wana ride?"

    I kid you not, he called me "m8" :rolleyes:

    What?


  • #41
    Honey Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 703 ✭✭✭Honey Monster


    Yes. I'd be super happy. Pity she's moving to the other side of the world in a month.


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  • #42
    Lau2976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    What?

    I was pointing out that you were better then the guy I was talking about, based on the only thing I know about you which is that you can write a full sentence.


  • #43
    downonthefarm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭downonthefarm


    Lau2976 wrote: »
    I was pointing out that you were better then the guy I was talking about, based on the only thing I know about you which is that you can write a full sentence.

    Well thank you


  • #44
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    No, I don't want to marry or have all the babies.

    One man wolf pack for life, yo.


  • #45
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Honey Monster wrote: »
    Yes. I'd be super happy. Pity she's moving to the other side of the world in a month.

    better make it quick then!!


  • #46
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Kesly wrote: »
    If you were forced to marry, and start a family with the last person you had sex with. would you be happy? please say why or why not. lol

    no.

    Happily married but less than zero interest in kids.


  • #47
    Lau2976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    downonthefarm wrote: »
    Well thank you

    And now your getting better because your polite. The list of reasons your getting better just grows! ;)


  • #48
    Kesly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Kesly


    Lau2976 wrote: »
    And now your getting better because your polite. The list of reasons your getting better just grows! ;)

    DON'T DO IT! Lol, divorce in the making there.


  • #49
    HamsterFace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 832 ✭✭✭HamsterFace


    Lau2976 wrote: »
    I wish! He's smart enough to write a full sentence.
    Receiving texts when he wasn't even drunk with "hay m8 hw r u? wana ride?"

    I kid you not, he called me "m8" :rolleyes:

    Why'd you ride him if he was such a tool?


  • #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Well god it's very early days, but he wouldn't be the worst, no.

    If I had been asked this a few weeks ago, prior to meeting my boyfriend, though, jaysus. I'd get sterilised for the sake of the hypothetical children. We'd disappear down the rabbit hole ne'er to be seen again. Folie a deux.


  • #51
    Lau2976
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    HamsterFace wrote: »
    Why'd you ride him if he was such a tool?

    I didn't realize he was THAT much of a tool beforehand.


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