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Would human beings breed in captivity?

  • 25-11-2014 9:56am
    #1
    Nomis21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭


    If a powerful alien life force took over our planet and human beings were hunted almost to extinction like the Giant Panda is now would we be persuaded to mate in captivity?

    Would we accept being sold to a zoo in another part of the World? How would we react to people gawking at us while we are trying to procreate in a cage?


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  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Slaves breed in captivity.


  • #3
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Nice ninja edit Biko.


  • #4
    Big Davey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 778 ✭✭✭Big Davey


    Considering the prisoners wives that have got pregnant on visits recently I think we would breed very well tbh.


  • #5
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    How would we react to people gawking at us while we are trying to procreate in a cage?

    Ever hear of voyeurism or dogging?

    No issue whatsoever, the human race would go on.


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I occasionally like a bit of captivity in my breeding sessions :) Pass the furry hand cuffs.


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  • #7
    kneemos
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    Could always throw poo at them.


  • #8
    Spudmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    If I was paired with a suitably attractive panda, I almost certainly would.


  • #9
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Shagging is nice.


  • #10
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Well if Coppers is anything to go by, yes, yes we would. Throw in some booze and some tunes in an enclosed area, we'd be at it like rabbits.


  • #11
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Sure there'd be fcuk all else to do except getting your pecker wet.


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  • #12
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Tup away to be damned, youngfella. This is John Connor - if you can read this, you are the Resistance.


  • #13
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Kurt Vonnegut says maybe.


  • #14
    Nomis21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭Nomis21


    biko wrote: »
    Slaves breed in captivity.

    Yes but they were usually breeding with the slave owner weren't they?


  • #15
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Nomis21 wrote: »
    Would we accept being sold to a zoo in another part of the World?

    Um.... what? :confused:


  • #16
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    abit of snoo snoo?


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Bro.... *takes a hit from the bong*...... what if we already are part of an intergalactic zoo but we, like, don't even know it or something?

    Like, humanity on show. Imagine there's a big invisible space cage around the earth and a sign that reads 'Please do not feed the Homosapien Erectus' bro or whatever.

    I'd buy a ticket man. To that zoo.


    Woah.











    Are there any doritos left?


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