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the floating log

  • 23-11-2014 1:49pm
    #1
    Sclosages
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭


    There is a log in the toilet. 10 flushes later and it's still there. Staring boldly up at me. Daring me to vomit. I have to hand it to it - it's odourless. So, that's something. But by jaysus is it one ugly mother ****er.
    It's also rough around the edges, so I assume it caused the creator some considerable pain - which makes me feel marginally better.
    WTF can I do to get rid of it?


Comments

  • #2
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    No option but to burn the house down.


  • #3
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Dump a load of bog roll on top of it then flush.


  • #4
    AboutaWeekAgo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭AboutaWeekAgo


    Take it out and break it into smaller pieces :)


  • #5
    crockholm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭crockholm


    A U-bend straightener,one of mother natures proudest creations


  • #6
    Sclosages
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    Duff wrote: »
    Dump a load of bog roll on top of it then flush.
    Tried that. It's like it can face any adversity. It just bounces back up.


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  • #7
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,720 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    Duff wrote: »
    Dump a load of bog roll on top of it then flush.

    Basically this, or if it's your own produce just stick the hand in, fish it out and fire it out the window.


  • #8
    Sclosages
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Basically this, or if it's your own produce just stick the hand in, fish it out and fire it out the window.

    It sure as hell ain't my creation. though the owner has probably lost a pound weight with this boyo.


  • #9
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Could you not reason with it?


  • #10
    Sclosages
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 489 ✭✭Sclosages


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Could you not reason with it?

    There's no talking to it.


  • #11
    Mayo Yid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 366 ✭✭Mayo Yid


    Write up an eviction notice giving it 48 hours to vacate the bowl


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  • #12
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    This place is really going down the toilet.


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