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Happy International Men's Day...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,138 ✭✭✭Archeron


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Yeah but when's International Eunuch Day?

    Euknow when it is when you're a eunuch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭buckwheat


    What a load of b*****ks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    In work, there are are 7 or 8 International Women's Health Days. How sick are ye women? There's no Man's Health Day.

    Women are screwed... Going by the ads on TV they're always either constipated, have the shíts, in their period, have thrush, have incontinance or something else!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Men, I love 'em! All of yis!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Men, I love 'em! All of yis!

    Ah thanks:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭Mountainlad


    smash wrote: »
    Women are screwed... Going by the ads on TV they're always either constipated, have the shíts, in their period, have thrush, have incontinance or something else!

    Reminds me of this



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭everdead.ie


    Reading an article this morning about amen and how they are a group helping men deal with Domestic violence.
    Three replies at that stage the first a man simply "lol"

    The next two from women advising the writer to put up amen's contact details.

    I thought that was very apt in how it shows societies approach to men with problems.

    Even the spokesperson for amen was a women.

    Man, men's worst enemy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    I prefer the idea of steak and bj day; I don't need a single day to be reminded that every other day is also men's day.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Only 15 minutes left now, I only found out about it 5 minutes ago, I feel cheated and let down


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    whupdedo wrote: »
    Only 15 minutes left now, I only found out about it 5 minutes ago, I feel cheated and let down

    A lot manly things can be achieved in 15 minutes. Chop a few logs, make fire, bang a nail into some wood for no apparent reason; list is endless:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    A lot manly things can be achieved in 15 minutes. Chop a few logs, make fire, bang a nail into some wood for no apparent reason; list is endless:P

    Ring a friend and start talking about carburators and drill bits....quick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Ring a friend and start talking about carburators and drill bits....quick

    Too late. That's all for Men till next year. Well, it was good while it lasted.

    Right, back to the hen pecking for another year!:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Archeron wrote: »
    Euknow when it is when you're a eunuch.

    It is a catchy slogan. I'm surprised more people aren't aware of the day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,252 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Happy men's day men!

    I heard of a company in dublin giving all the men free bacon sambos! Who doesn't love a free bacon sambo?

    Why am I only finding out about this now?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I didn't know about this and my husband is asleep :(

    I'll check his balls for him tomorrow!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,800 ✭✭✭Lingua Franca


    Happy men's day. I hope you all felt your balls. I mean, I know you all felt your balls, but I hope you were doing it with a health minded purpose for once. That whole "looking for a lump in a sack of lumps".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Happy men's day. I hope you all felt your balls. I mean, I know you all felt your balls, but I hope you were doing it with a health minded purpose for once.

    it's not medical if you sniff your fingers after!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    Happy men's day men!

    I heard of a company in dublin giving all the men free bacon sambos! Who doesn't love a free bacon sambo?

    Benjamin Netanyahu?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    I didn't know about this and my husband is asleep :(

    I'll check his balls for him tomorrow!



    After first getting his permission?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    After first getting his permission?

    I have never once asked his permission to massage his balls!!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭TheLastMohican


    I have never once asked his permission to massage his balls!!

    I hate to sound sexist but I really think you are taking advantage of him.
    If he stops snoring while you're doing it, you can take that as a NO

    Snoring and being massaged are connected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I hate to sound sexist but I really think you are taking advantage of him.
    If he stops snoring while you're doing it, you can take that as a NO

    Snoring and being massaged are connected.

    I'm not going to start touching his balls when he's asleep!


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