Quickest way to get new id

Striving470

I lost my passport and need a new source of identification card ASAP!(doesn't have to be passport immediately),but wish to have within 2/3/4 days.

MistyCheese

Bring a magazine with yer face on it. Worked for that Tara Para Wasserface lady.

Chance The Fapper

Striving470 wrote: »

I lost my passport and need a new source of identification card ASAP!(doesn't have to be passport immediately)

Age card

OpenYourEyes

Garda Age Card is probably the quickest ID you can get, but it depends on what age you are and what you need ID for!

Sir Arthur Daley

Get one of the guy.

corner of hells

Get yourself arrested for giving Enda Kenny a kick in the bollix, everyone would know you , no need for I.D. ever again .

Striving470

MistyCheese wrote: »

Bring a magazine with yer face on it. Worked for that Tara Para Wasserface lady.

That is really really funny. I mean seriously,you are hilarious. Have you considered stand up comedy? You should.Thanks man...I really appreciate your response.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Striving470 wrote: »

That is really really funny. I mean seriously,you are hilarious. Clap clap ****ing clap

Striving470 wrote: »

That is really really funny. I mean seriously,you are hilarious. Have you considered stand up comedy? You should.Thanks man...I really appreciate your response.

Obviously struck a chord. Just tell them you're the guy who can't take a joke.

MistyCheese

Striving470 wrote: »

That is really really funny. I mean seriously,you are hilarious. Have you considered stand up comedy? You should.Thanks man...I really appreciate your response.

(Audience) ooooooOOOOOoooooo

Sir Osis of Liver.

Xtravision membership card.

Fr_Dougal

Striving470 wrote: »

That is really really funny. I mean seriously,you are hilarious. Have you considered stand up comedy? You should.Thanks man...I really appreciate your response.

Does it have to be a genuine ID? There's a fella on here that sells fakes, if that's what you're looking for?

El Weirdo

Striving470 wrote: »

That is really really funny. I mean seriously,you are hilarious. Have you considered stand up comedy? You should.Thanks man...I really appreciate your response.

Yeah, but I bet she hasn't lost her passport.

kneemos

We need a national ID card.

Turtyturd

Some might argue you're better off with just an ego and a super-ego OP.

Steppenwolfe

kneemos wrote: »

We need a national ID card.

Yeah, but OP would lose that too and still be in the same predicament.

cloud493

Bill Bryson used the jacket cover of one of his books with his face on it. So write a best selling book, then you can use that as ID.

El Weirdo

cloud493 wrote: »

Bill Bryson used the jacket cover of one of his books with his face on it. So write a best selling book, then you can use that as ID.

Yeah, but look at what happened to Alan Partridge when he tried that...

fnietzsche

a bank statement or government records such as p45 is a form of id with your name and address on it. you prob have that lying around the house somewhere. unless it has to be a photograpic id in which case a college some big companies for work or usit id is instant and photograpic as far as i know. the rest you send away for and take up to ten days

rachelclarke

TheZohan wrote: »

Does it have to be a genuine ID? There's a fella on here that sells fakes, if that's what you're looking for?

what kind of ID does he sell?

dmc17

TheZohan wrote: »

Does it have to be a genuine ID? There's a fella on here that sells fakes, if that's what you're looking for?

rachelclarke wrote: »

what kind of ID does he sell?

Fakes, apparently :pac:

cloud493

Wish I'd read this :pac: I was supposed to go to new york today, but my passport has vanished off the face of the planet, and I couldn't go. So much waste

Ruu

Garda Age card but can take a week or two.

id
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nounPsychoanalysis

noun: id; plural noun: ids

1. the part of the mind in which innate instinctive impulses and primary processes are manifest.
   "the conflict between the drives of the id and the demands of the cultural superego"
   
   
   
   

Mickey H

^^ There's the science!

rachelclarke

dmc17 wrote: »

Fakes, apparently :pac:

any idea what they are like drivers license, age card?

El Weirdo

rachelclarke wrote: »

any idea what they are like drivers license, age card?

Fucking mint, apparently.

dmc17

rachelclarke wrote: »

any idea what they are like drivers license, age card?

I'd imagine it would be some sort of age card, but it shouldn't really matter unless you're specifically looking for a fake driving license or passport for something more interesting.....

rachelclarke

dmc17 wrote: »

I'd imagine it would be some sort of age card, but it shouldn't really matter unless you're specifically looking for a fake driving license or passport for something more interesting.....

no its just to get into a pub in town, they recently started IDing at the door. I don't really drink much and I dont care about that side of things, I just want to be able to get in there until I turn 18 in around 6 months! A few of my friends are in a band that play in this pub every weekend so I go see them every 2 weeks or that and I don't wanna stop going just because of this new bouncer on the door!

rachelclarke

El Weirdo wrote: »

Fucking mint, apparently.

Do you know who the guy is? Wouldn't mind getting in contact with him and see how much he would charge etc...

Frynge

rachelclarke wrote: »

Do you know who the guy is? Wouldn't mind getting in contact with him and see how much he would charge etc...

Public forum........you're doing it wrong!

rachelclarke

Frynge wrote: »

Public forum........you're doing it wrong!

PM obviously

jacksie66

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