Where is Kim Jong-Un?

The_Valeyard

Seems the dear leader may be in trouble,

Many people are now doubting the earlier reports of health scares.


Could he have been toppled?

donvito99

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Could he have been toppled?

I imagine that his toppling would have been quite hilarious.

http://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/4.gif?w=351&h=262

Gatling

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Seems the dear leader may be in trouble,

Many people are now doubting the earlier reports of health scares.


Could he have been toppled?

Last report i read he had double ankle surgeries after straining both them while wearing Cuban heels.

Something is definitely amiss he's vanished from public and there was a surprise high level meeting Between Nk No2 in command and ministers in the south

endacl

He's behind you...

Jussnot Fairmann

Kim Jong ill

Cienciano

donvito99 wrote: »

I imagine that his toppling would have been quite hilarious.

http://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/4.gif?w=351&h=262

I like the GTA version of that gif
https://i.imgur.com/1vWohbG.jpg

fuzzydunlop85

I seen him in coppers the other night wearing a wine colored shirt drinking Budweiser.

endacl

The Backwards Man

I could run North Korea one handed.

Who do I send my VC to?

Wait, wrong war

Bckwards

biko

He was grand when we were out drinking on Saturday in town. He can be a dick when he gets drunk though.

Son Of A Vidic

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Could he have been toppled?

Unconfirmed reports that he's been fatally crushed by a giant cheeseburger.

mug_holder

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Seems the dear leader may be in trouble,

Many people are now doubting the earlier reports of health scares.


Could he have been toppled?

he might have ate his fat ass to death from the reports ive read

Sir Gallagher

He required surgery on both ankles there a few weeks back, Kathy Bates up to her old tricks again i reckon.

Call Me Jimmy

It is true he is a very fat man. But is he a dead fat man? We will see...

Sir Arthur Daley

He is midly obese for a vegetarian.

john the one

I heard he is throwing a Sulker acause his ma didn't like the chicken kiev he made her

Dyr

Is he under fifteen feet of pure white snow?

mikom

Kim Jong-Un-available-right-now.

The_Valeyard

Me thinks there was a coup or a culling.

Chucken

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Me thinks there was a coup or a culling.

It happened about a year ago.




















Apparently.

The Aussie

A rushed visit to the south might indicate that the soft little fat kid ain't well...

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/10/05/12/57/north-korea-makes-shock-visit-to-south-korea


Might be bad to say, but if it takes the death of that little social cripple to open up that Stone Age hell hole, so be it...

wendell borton

Bambi wrote: »

Is he under fifteen feet of pure white snow?

Oh my lord

Shiraz 4.99

Shhhh . . . . it's all about Kim Jong-Deux

I am pie

The Aussie wrote: »

A rushed visit to the south might indicate that the soft little fat kid ain't well...

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/10/05/12/57/north-korea-makes-shock-visit-to-south-korea


Might be bad to say, but if it takes the death of that little social cripple to open up that Stone Age hell hole, so be it...

If he pops his tubby clogs they'll find another nut job to take the reigns alas.

4zn76tysfajdxp

A lot of fat-ism in this thread.

Putin

Skyla Billions Flutist wrote: »

A lot of fat-ism in this thread.

And?

bear1

Putin wrote: »

And?

Fcuk me I didn't know Putin was a member of Boards?!? What's the craic!?

The_Valeyard

Chucken wrote: »

It happened about a year ago.




Apparently.

You mean with his relatives?


I heard this time that the capital is under lockdown.

nelly17

Maby he defected south got pissed off with the electricity crapping out every 5 mins.

On a serious note though I wonder is there a coup under way

bear1

I'd imagine it would actually be a lot more vocal or more media attention if that was the case?

Berserker

nelly17 wrote: »

On a serious note though I wonder is there a coup under way

The official line was that he had gout. He hasn't been seen for more than a month. Whilst gout is a serious condition, I can't see that preventing him from fulfilling some of his public engagements at least. Rumours going around that he has been ousted by some of the old guard.

CNN link

Son Of A Vidic

bear1 wrote: »

Putin wrote: »

And?

Fcuk me I didn't know Putin was a member of Boards?!? What's the craic!?

Careful now. He might be cracking you if you step out of line.

c_man

Skyla Billions Flutist wrote: »

A lot of fat-ism in this thread.

Serious problem in North Korea.

Gatling

The Aussie wrote: »

A rushed visit to the south might indicate that the soft little fat kid ain't well...

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/10/05/12/57/north-korea-makes-shock-visit-to-south-korea


Might be bad to say, but if it takes the death of that little social cripple to open up that Stone Age hell hole, so be it...

Rumours saying a coup has taken place ,

BMJD

the introduction of water charges is said to have been the final straw for the downtrodden nordie Koreans

Berserker

BMJD wrote: »

the introduction of water charges is said to have been the final straw for the downtrodden nordie Koreans

What?

The Aussie wrote: »

Might be bad to say, but if it takes the death of that little social cripple to open up that Stone Age hell hole, so be it...

Those who are reported to have removed him from his position are seniors in his father's regime, so I can't imagine that that will result in N. Korea being opened up, sadly. N. Korea opening up means death or war crime charges for those involved in the regime.

nelly17

nelly17 wrote: »

On a serious note though I wonder is there a coup under way

Yay I win the internet

Actually no that headline is very misleading hes still just AWOL

Jimmy Garlic

Apparently one in every 25 million North Koreans are obese.

Berserker

Kim Jong-Un did another no show at an important event last night. There was a ceremony for the 69th anniversary of the Workers' Party of North Korea and he didn't show. His name wasn't even on the list of attendees.

Jimmy Garlic

Berserker wrote: »

Kim Jong-Un did another no show at an important event last night. There was a ceremony for the 69th anniversary of the Workers' Party of North Korea and he didn't show. His name wasn't even on the list of attendees.

The little fat man is probably stone dead. I can imagine generals running around his palace like headless chickens wondering wtf they are going to do next and who the next big cheese is going to be.

JONJO THE MISER

I doubt there has been a coup, we would of heard about it by now.
Id say he is just ill at the moment, will see him again in a few weeks.

Gatling

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

I doubt there has been a coup, we would of heard about it by now.
Id say he is just ill at the moment, will see him again in a few weeks.

High level meetings with the south and exiles in europe someting is on the cards ,
If there has been a coup there better off keeping stum till its decied whats next saves on the complete mass hysteria thats going to follow either his death or removal

wazky

Gatling wrote: »

High level meetings with the south and exiles in europe someting is on the cards ,
If there has been a coup there better off keeping stum till its decied whats next saves on the complete mass hysteria thats going to follow either his death or removal

Removal?, is it from the house or the funeral home?

Gatling

wazky wrote: »

Removal?, is it from the house or the funeral home?

Im beting on the latter

Tabnabs

Earlier in the week, NK's number 2,3&4 most senior politicians/officials turned up in South Korea to meet with their counterparts. But at the same time, if Kim had been disposed, there would have been a gradual but marked reduction in references to him in NK media which apparently isn't the case.

But he must be laid up in a hospital in a bad way at the very least.

Berserker

Berserker wrote: »

Those who are reported to have removed him from his position are seniors in his father's regime, so I can't imagine that that will result in N. Korea being opened up, sadly. N. Korea opening up means death or war crime charges for those involved in the regime.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. Get immunity in early in negotiations and they're grand.

Calibos

Wild speculation....China offers then asylum if they oust him, reunification desirable by the south for sentimental patriotic reasons, desirable by the north for obvious reasons, desirable by the Chinese because it'll economically cripple their economic completion for a couple of decades like it did west Germany. Everyone's a winner.

porsche959

I so ronery!

Asarlai

I believe he will be on the Saturday Night show tomorrow night, just after Roy Keane

Teyla Emmagan

Apparently he is just a puppet for the same small group of families that have run north Korea for generations. Hence he has been gone a month and nothing has actually changed. They just want to keep the status quo to keep rolling in money. And if the replace him it will be with an identical tool, so still no freedom for the unfortunate people.

So some lady professor was saying on the radio this morning anyway.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Apparently he is just a puppet for the same small group of families that have run north Korea for generations. Hence he has been gone a month and nothing has actually changed. They just want to keep the status quo to keep rolling in money. And if the replace him it will be with an identical tool, so still no freedom for the unfortunate people.

So some lady professor was saying on the radio this morning anyway.

He's definitely a puppet given his age and complete lack of experience prior to succeeding his father as leader, senior members in the Politburo of the Workers Party control the country. (Made up of these powerful families)

Un was thrown into the position because all of his older siblings had fallen out of favour.