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Anyone need a spare prick?

  • 05-10-2014 12:49pm
    #1
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭


    No one wants to be one, but you never know when you might want to have one.

    Spare pricks could be a medical reality before too long.

    What should we go for? Long and lean or hunky thunky thick and chunky?


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  • #2
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,903 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    i need an adult


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogtHKIQN9Eg


  • #4
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    frozenfrozen wrote: »
    i need an adult

    You're in the wrong forum, then. ;)


  • #5
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Good to see these eggheads and boffins have solved this hard problem.


  • #6
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    Good to see these eggheads and boffins have solved this hard problem.

    "Another option is a penis transplant from another individual".


    Urrrgh .... Something not right about that, it'd- be like wearing your aulfellas jocks.

    That said ... Anyone know a good doctor in Jamaica.


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  • #7
    The Diabolical Monocle
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    Davarus Walrus wrote: »
    Good to see these eggheads and boffins have solved this hard problem.

    "Another option is a penis transplant from another individual".


    Urrrgh .... Something not right about that, it'd- be like wearing your aulfellas jocks.

    That said ... Anyone know a good doctor in Jamaica.


  • #8
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    Sounds like Mr Garrison the teacher from South Park asking "have you seen my penis?"


  • #9
    Snickers Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,301 ✭✭✭Snickers Man


    The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »
    "Another option is a penis transplant from another individual".


    Urrrgh .... Something not right about that, it'd- be like wearing your aulfellas jocks.

    That said ... Anyone know a good doctor in Jamaica.

    Increased pressure on Jamaican men to carry donor cards. ?


  • #10
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    If you had 5 penii then you'd have to get condoms made specially.


    But they'd fit like a glove.


  • #11
    Sh1tbag OToole
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,973 ✭✭✭Sh1tbag OToole


    Snickers Man wrote: »
    No one wants to be one, but you never know when you might want to have one.

    Spare pricks could be a medical reality before too long.

    What should we go for? Long and lean or hunky thunky thick and chunky?

    Why choose? Soon after you'll be able to get a whole collection of them. Different colours, shapes and sizes, you'll be able to switch them around like lenses on a camera and you'll have to download firmware updates for them


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