Sex before & after marriage

ClaireMorris

If you are in male company for a night you will soon realise that very shortly after " I Do " comes " I do not ".

I wonder do many women read the forums where men are complaining about the speed of decline of their sex life once they said I do.

Sex very enjoyable for the couple. It is free and tax free. It is a great stress relief.

So Ladies and Gentlemen , why are so many men complaining ?

dodderangler

Going by this country lately it won't be tax free for long.

Sunnyisland

Who are all theses men ? Are they from clare Morris :-)

Ronin247

The country was in such a terrible state,
Then the dial arose for a budget debate.
It was quite a few minutes before N***an spoke,
Then he said, “sex will cost 10 euro a poke”.
“Whether you’re short, fat, thin or thick,
the tax will be paid for the use of your pr*ck.
G**more arose to tremendous applause,
he kissed Jo*n Bu***n and ripped off her drawers.
He straddled across her and rode her at will,
Then shouted “hey taoiseach put that on my bill”.
Mi***el Mar**n stood up and he was quite glum,
“will this tax apply to those who like bum?”
“you taxed all our water our beer and our fags,
and now you want to tax us on shags?”
The taoiseach stood up and cried, “just listen here
we are taxing it all, even if you are q*eer.
if your over 70 we will means test your card
but we want a tenner if you still can get hard
If your unemployed and on the dole,
You still have to pay when you get your hole


Now thru the bedrooms of Ireland at night
there’s many a fanny locked good and tight
they are taxing booze, water and smoking
now they are taxing when we are poking,
this benefit now can cost you 2 grand,
so ignore your partner and turn to your hand,
just think of the money you leave in the bank
when you go to the bathroom and have a quick w*nk

strobe

It's probably not that so many men are complaining, more that the ones with reason to complain are complaining a lot?

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

Both men and women can easily lose their 'spark' once they're in a settled monogamous relationship with kids involved. It's understandable from an evolutionary point of view, as in your job is done, you no longer 'need' to attract a mate for procreation.
Single people have to 'be on their game' so to speak. More effort is needed to be put in as a single person as they are still looking to fulfill their biological need.

The above obviously isn't applicable across the board but it can go a long way to explaining why coupled people can let themselves go to an extent, and no longer have as a high a sex drive.


Do women use sex to attract a partner more than men? As in once the partner is locked in the woman doesn't 'need' to have sex as much to keep them as a partner? Just speculating for a reason here.

jellyboy

god be with the days when AH was full of mentalists whose desires ranged from A to B with no pitstops in between

I'm staring a campaign for thinly veiled boobs,arse,I'm not getting laid threads to get its own sub forum titled "I'm not getting it ,how do i get it?"

Wibbs

In my experience just as many women complain about not getting any action in long termers(beyond 3-4 years). Given that men's testosterone levels decline in long term relationships when compared to the levels in single men of the same age that's not too surprising.

martinedwards

Keep up the communication, don't take each other for granted and arrange a romantic dinner for 2 from the M&S £10 range every so often.

bear in mind that stress reduces drive, and pestering the stressed person ADDS stress so makes the likelihood of anything happening reduce

Married nearly 25 years and no complaints!

AnonoBoy

ClaireMorris wrote: »

So Ladies and Gentlemen , why are so many men complaining ?

Because they married boring women?

eviltwin

I think some people both male and female get into the mindset that once they are married that they don't have to try anymore. A relationship isn't a destination, its a journey, it takes constant work and effort to keep it going. Every relationship hits a rut, sitting around moaning to your mates isn't going to do much to fix it.

candytog

Look back at an old pic of yourself when you first started going out. Spot the difference?

Barely There

You just need to make more of an effort in a LTR to keep things interesting.

fits

I thought this video gives a good explanation. Having your own life outside the relationship keeps things richer.

Pumpkinseeds

I don't really get why people discuss the intimate details of their sex lives with their friends. If you're married or in a long term relationship with someone then it's private, it's go nothing to do with anyone else. I would be deeply hurt if my husband were to discuss our sex life with his friends, he would feel the same if I were discussing it with my friends. It's a deeply personal thing that should be kept private.

If someone is unhappy with the lack of sex in their relationship it's something that should be discussed with the other half. Sex is something that you can have with anyone but intimacy is something that is built over time.

ClaireMorris

This bill will cut the demand but it will not cut the need for sex.

If FG are to have any hope of re election after watergate then they will have to provide a legal service possibly through the HSE.

Sex is big business in Ireland. There is huge demand and genuine need for this service.

Any thoughts on where a man or women is to go once the new legislation is passed..

Generic Dreadhead

ClaireMorris wrote: »

Any thoughts on where a man or women is to go once the new legislation is passed..

Pub?

Sheep Lover

Sex has changed in many ways since I got married, the main one being I don't pay for it now.

Mr.Frame

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Sex has changed in many since I got married, the main one being I don't pay for it now.

how much?

The_Valeyard

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Sex has changed in many ways since I got married, the main one being I don't pay for it now.

Ohhhh your paying for it in other ways lad.

So that's how you know when your girlfriend becomes your wife. She stops going down on you.
Ba-dum-tish!









(I'll get my coat)

Sh1tbag OToole

ClaireMorris wrote: »

If you are in male company for a night you will soon realise that very shortly after " I Do " comes " I do not ".

This is a known issue. A firmware patch to prevent this from happening will be released in the next few days

Dirty Dingus McGee

Two men were discussing the state of sexual morality.

"I didn't have sex with my wife before we were married" one of them declared. "Did You?"

"I'm not sure" said the other. "What was her maiden name?"

lazybones32

Wedding cake is scientifically proven to reduce a women's sex-drive and increase her waist size.

Difference between wife and girlfriend? About 4 stone...



Sex becomes a weapon/bargaining tool

hatrickpatrick

Security breeds contempt. You put far more effort into keeping something when you know you could lose it easily. This IMO goes for pretty much anything, not just relationships.

I apply the same thing to myself. I'm apprehensive about marriage because I know that knowing a woman can just dump me in thirty seconds for f*cking up makes me less likely to f*ck up.

hatrickpatrick

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Sex has changed in many ways since I got married, the main one being I don't pay for it now.

Keeping your own sheep now that you have someone to help mind them? :pac:

Dial Hard

Years on Boards (yes, I'm a re-reg before anyone feels the need to point out my join date) has taught me that in the vast majority of cases where sex disappeared off the menu after marriage*, it was in short supply long before that anyway.

*For "marriage" also read "kids" and/or "long term monogamy". I've yet to hear of a case where the act of marriage itself was to blame for the overnight decimation of an otherwise healthy sex life.

costadeldole

Judging by the amount of kids they have; Traveller's seem to have plenty of sex after marriage.

Puibo

Should rename this thread Sex before & after breakfast!!