I exploit the welfare system

cdoherty86

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

ciano1

Cool

fleet_admiral

Eh...well done?

mfceiling

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

Cool story....I go to work

kneemos

A dole thread.

El Weirdo

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

kingchess

ambition- I like the cut of your jib young man.hope you will be lucky in love as well.

Chance The Fapper

You're committed,I like that. Come work for me.

cdoherty86

kingchess wrote: »

ambition- I like the cut of your jib young man.hope you will be lucky in love as well.

You know the funny thing about it, kingchess.

It's absolutely true but people think I'm trolling.

hairyslug

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

I am being made redundant in February (after 14 years) I'm going to use your life as a guide on how to do it right

Kelly06

Do you also live under a bridge ?

Fiolina

In box me hun an we can talk about makin dat babby

JRant

A man with a plan.

Good to see you setting a goal and grabbing the bull by the horns.

The Moldy Gowl

3/10 please be more subtle next time. Will achieve desired results

SilverScreen

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

That's nothing. I need armed security to bring home my welfare payments each week to my family of 35. All the while I lounge all day in my swimming pool watching my 78" 4D TV.

Kaizersoze81

Strange . You posted this earlier


"I don't have any numbers on that but I know a few people personally who are lifetime scroungers with kids and their own houses provided by the state.

I work and have nothing. If I want a house, obviously I have to pay for one myself. Seems to me if you try to act responsibly, the state shafts you.
If that's the kind of the state you're happy with, no problem but it's a train wreck in the making.

Eventually it'll collapse and many people that learned to be dependent on the government for help won't receive any help, then what will they do?"

Buona Fortuna

kneemos wrote: »

A dole thread.

Yes and a rereg dole thread at that

Maybe it'll be **** down.

V.W.L 11

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

Goodluck to you when that relationship fails son,Family Law court and maintenance order will go your way once she gets sick of you, and i'll be looking forward to going

Gandalph

A woman gives birth to a child, not a house...duh

kingchess

I suppose not every one likes to get up early and work their ass off when you can get other people to provide for you.

kneemos

[quote="Kaizersoze81;92463408

Eventually it'll collapse and many people that learned to be dependent on the government for help won't receive any help, then what will they do?"[/quote]


Rob your house bro.

V.W.L 11

Gandalph wrote: »

A woman gives birth to a child, not a house...duh

you'd be surprised what welfare spongers can master :pac:

cdoherty86

cdoherty86 wrote: »

You know the funny thing about it, kingchess.

It's absolutely true but people think I'm trolling.

I am curious how do you pay your rent or mortgage, electricity and heating, broadband, ect plus buy clothes and shoes I am sure I have left lots out, maybe you fantastic at budgeting, do share a run down of you budget it might help others thinking of exploiting welfare.

The Moldy Gowl

We should all pat ourselfs on the back for this.

Job done boys. Time to move on

cdoherty86

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

Cool story,

Needs more Dungeons and Dragons stuff

LynnGrace

SilverScreen wrote: »

That's nothing. I need armed security to bring home my welfare payments each week to my family of 35.All the while I lounge all day in my swimming pool watching my 78" 4D TV.

Wait 'til them there water charges get you,

Mongfinder General

Red Bull, Cola and Steak. You'll be cold in the ground before you hit pension age. Should knock about 20 years off your existence. Will save the State about 300k too.

JustAddWater

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Hey all,

I'd just like to say I exploit the welfare system to the max and have no shame in my game.

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

I sleep in everyday and about the only work I do is make dinner which usually consists of fillet or rib eye steak with pepper sauce and new season potatoes.

I don't like sirloin much anymore. I'd like to try lobster but I live quite far from ocean and they only sell frozen lobster in local supermarket.

To drink, usually it's just cans of red bull or coca cola but at weekends, I treat myself to a nice Rioja wine and at Christmas go for a Grand Cru from Burgundy, €50 a bottle but it's worth it.

How do I evade the welfare office forcing me to work? Well, that's the secret of my success. At the weekend, I get drunk with other mates who don't work and we laugh about how fcked this country is.

Life is good.

My next plan is to find some girl, get her pregnant and hopefully get a house.

You should ask them for the €50 jobbridge entitlement for your trolling internship

It'll actually take you off the live register too!!

kingchess

mariaalice wrote: »

I am curious how do you pay your rent or mortgage, electricity and heating, broadband, ect plus buy clothes and shoes I am sure I have left lots out, maybe you fantastic at budgeting, do share a run down of you budget it might help others thinking of exploiting welfare.

the RAS scheme will sort out the rent for you there:mad:

Tail Docker

This lifestyle may catch on. Sounds moreish.

kowloon

I also live off the dole and dine on Faberge eggs in a Learjet sauce.

Turtyturd

Surely while doing f*ck all all day you could come up with a better attempt.

Lucy and Harry

butter vouchers and Xmas bonus in Dec OP all you nee if a few kids by different mothers and you will be on the pigs back.Don't be another brick in the wall fight the power.

Amirani

Your life sounds boring OP. Best of luck.

Gatling

OP what did you get banned for again ?

Sky King

Wouldnt like to be relying on public heathcare when all that lobster and wine catches up on you OP!

Gael23

Im on SW for 6 years now. Ive just finished my Degree and while I'm under no pressure to get a job for financial reasons, I want to work. Call it fulfilment in life I guess.
Ive had nearly 20 interviews and still searching too.

degrassinoel

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

butter vouchers and Xmas bonus in Dec OP all you nee if a few kids by different mothers and you will be on the pigs back.Don't be another brick in the wall fight the power.

Neither of those exist anymore sadly - though there was free cheese a few years ago, seriously..

Phoebas

cdoherty86 wrote: »

You know the funny thing about it, kingchess.

It's absolutely true but people think I'm trolling.

Youre trying too hard tbh.
The key is to start off subtlety and build slowly.

bajer101

cdoherty86 wrote: »

Having worked hard for many years and watched others benefit from our generous welfare system, I decided to do the same and haven't worked for almost a year now. I have no intention of working again and am fairly confident it can be accomplished by playing the game.

sounds like you're as well off on welfare as you were when you were working. Must have been a shít job.

Rafloution

Looking for a good fail pic....in fact someone should screenshot the OP and we could use that, WUM fail. Loving the AH responses though.

nelly17

Rafloution wrote: »

Looking for a good fail pic....in fact someone should screenshot the OP and we could use that, WUM fail. Loving the AH responses though.

Here you go

bear1

OP although you sound as entertaining as having cancer, i do hope your caught out.

humanji

Bit early for the weekend trolling to begin.