The Ray D'Arcy Thread - v 2.0 **Please read post no 1 before posting**

kunst nugget

Vorenus400 wrote: »

The Bladerunner speech is often voted one of the best film quotes ever. Did you hear the one that Ray suggested? It was from last transformers film. Something that the Irish guy Jack reynor? says to Mark Wahlberg

I cant remember one line form the 2 transformer films i have seen

Yeah, it was something like 'You're protecting your daughter but I'm protecting my girlfriend...' or something sh¡tty like that. Hardly matches up to the seminal 'Tears in the Rain' scene. That was too arty for poor old Ray. Put him right off his fiver beans.

Supposedly, Rutger Hauer rewrote that scene himself because he thought the original script for it was a load of poo. Quality stuff.

TBP

eisenberg1 wrote: »

He read out a text for the film quotes.

RD: I would like eat your liver with some fiver beans and a nice chianti"
Will: "Its FAVA beans"
RD: "Well it says fiver here"
Will:" no its fava"
RD: "well....it could be fiver"

Ah yeah. Know's it all, can't be wrong...

A very annoying breed.

somesoldiers

5live wrote: »

Jaysus, some chef he would be, if he can't tell his fava beans from his fiver beans:D

He would probably just mask all with an egg on top

eisenberg1

somesoldiers wrote: »

He would probably just mask all with an egg on top

Well, dont forget, we will have his father on in a couple of weeks telling us how to make a Christmas pudding/mince pies/cook the turkey.......

lovelyhurler

Had to laugh at the bit during the Second Captains interview where he goes
"I'm 5 foot eight and three quarters"

The three quarters makes all the difference - doesn't it? :rolleyes:

Meathlass

lovelyhurler wrote: »

Had to laugh at the bit during the Second Captains interview where he goes
"I'm 5 foot eight and three quarters"

The three quarters makes all the difference - doesn't it? :rolleyes:

Ooh, were they on today's show. Love Eoin and Murph, will have to listen back.

TBP

He's just like my neighbours little b'tard of a Jack Russell then, thinks he's a lot bigger than he actually is!

CarrickMcJoe

lovelyhurler wrote: »

Had to laugh at the bit during the Second Captains interview where he goes
"I'm 5 foot eight and three quarters"

The three quarters makes all the difference - doesn't it? :rolleyes:

Probably forgot to take "his" heels off that day.

Two Tone from Limehouse

My fav film quote is: ' hey blondie! You know who you are? Eh? You are the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you'

Chun the Unavoidable

TBP wrote: »

Ah yeah. Know's it all, can't be wrong...

A very annoying breed.

"it could be fiver..."

No Ray, it cant be fiver beans because there are no such thing.

Its worse he is getting.

PIORUN

5live wrote: »

Jaysus, some chef he would be, if he can't tell his fava beans from his fiver beans:D

" tell them we're not serving Fava beans today as they don't exist, its Fiver beans because someone said that in a text before and I by extension am never wrong"

somesoldiers

ha- first thing, stop, where am I , dead air!!

hufpc8w3adnk65

somesoldiers wrote: »

ha- first thing, stop, where am I , dead air!!

Somehow I doubt that was ray's fault. It was hardly a fader issue or he could easily have brought the news back. Sound more like a desk issue i.e someone switched off Ian's desk and transferred too Rays by mistake with the news been fed threw Ian's desk

CarrickMcJoe

Hmmm, I wonder who REALLY owns that bump to make one look pregnant!

BPKS

Own up, which one of you sent in the "I'm allergic to porridge and eggs from Richard" text.

I'm cracking up here!

Will is going to get the sack after that.

Piglet85

BPKS wrote: »

Own up, which one of you sent in the "I'm allergic to porridge and eggs from Richard" text.

I'm cracking up here!

Will is going to get the sack after that.

I nearly died laughing. Not usually a fan of prank texts, but that was so sharp. Whoever you are, I salute you. :pac:

BaZmO*

BPKS wrote: »

Own up, which one of you sent in the "I'm allergic to porridge and eggs from Richard" text.

I'm cracking up here!

Will is going to get the sack after that.

Haha! I'm only getting that now.

I heard him reading it out but I was only half listening so didn't hear exactly what was in the text.

somesoldiers

BPKS wrote: »

Own up, which one of you sent in the "I'm allergic to porridge and eggs from Richard" text.

I'm cracking up here!

Will is going to get the sack after that.

yeah, gas, made a fool of himself in front of the Professor!

wnolan1992

I don't get it.

somesoldiers

D'arcy, as we know, is forever going on about the goodness of porridge and putting an egg on stuff. he was interviewing a Professor who specialises in allergies and opened read out listeners queries to the Prof. The first one was a skit from some one saying they were allergic to D'Arcy's two favourite foodstuffs

PIORUN

ah ha ha, just listened back to it there..He was like a dog over it, raging that it got passed TEXT MESSAGE GUARDIAN Will. you're dead Will.

somesoldiers

9:45 or thereabouts

PIORUN

somesoldiers wrote: »

9:45 or thereabouts

its up as a podcast too.

wnolan1992

somesoldiers wrote: »

D'arcy, as we know, is forever going on about the goodness of porridge and putting an egg on stuff. he was interviewing a Professor who specialises in allergies and opened read out listeners queries to the Prof. The first one was a skit from some one saying they were allergic to D'Arcy's two favourite foodstuffs

Ah, cheers. It's amazing how fast you forget Ray's little foibles when you haven't listened in in a few months. :P

Toto Wolfcastle

Ha just listened there. He was not happy. 'Will will be kicking himself.'

BaZmO*

54:30

Is "Richard" shorthand for Dick? He seemed to labour the point about the name.

crazygeryy

That made my day. Good man Richard who ever you are ha ha id say oliver callan just has to listen in and he has sketches coming out his ass.

baldbear

Well done Ray for discovering Hozier and playing him every fecking day.

ivytwine

Did I seriously just listen to 5+ minutes of a couple having an argument that could have been solved by fecking Google?!!!

Typer Monkey

ivytwine wrote: »

Did I seriously just listen to 5+ minutes of a couple having an argument that could have been solved by fecking Google?!!!

Exactly what I was thinking! They spent a night out arguing about it and then came home and emailed Ray about it. FFS? They never thought to do a bit of googling on the aul computer/phone while emailing Ray? Sad