Where did Dustin go?

Lenin Skynard

Dustin the turkey.

Brash, bold, ripping shreds out of Pat Kenny annually and representing Ireland in the Eurosong contest. I'm a big fan. We never hear from him anymore.

Where did he go?

The Backwards Man

Who cares?

Timmyctc

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Who cares?

I do. For one.

Lenin Skynard

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Who cares?

I do.

The Backwards Man

Timmyctc wrote: »

I do. For one.

Ask yourself this. When you are broken down on a lonely country road, the wind is howling, the rain is beating, the darkness is darkening, does a synthetic turkey give one monkey's fcuk about you?

Timmyctc

Lenin Skynard wrote: »

I do.

So thats two of us. I pronounce us the official dustin the turkey fan club.

No Girls allowed.

catallus

I also care. Can I join your club?

conorh91

I heard him on something recently. Might have been Vincent Browne, might have been the Late Late. I can't rightly remember, I immediately changed channel.

Dustin was alright when he was introducing Sabrina and pissing off Pat Kenny.

Then he went into taxi-driver mode, spouting rubbish about issues from which people want to escape.

People don't have time for puppets shiteing on about taxation.

He's a loser.

Lenin Skynard

catallus wrote: »

I also care. Can I join your club?

Yes you can. Yes we can.

Zig and Zag became Podge and Rodge and had the best chat show this country has ever had. Let's see Dustin interviewing celebs and slagging the ****e out of them in a profane way, I'd begrudge the license fee slightly less if this was on my tellybox.

--LOS--

in heaven with bosco and zig and zag and sooty

catallus

Can we try and get ray cokes back on mtv while we're at it?

The Backwards Man

catallus wrote: »

Can we try and get ray cokes back on mtv while we're at it?

Rob the cameraman too.

catallus

God damn it, that was good tv.

Jesus Wept

bring back kev

Nowso

he is on twitter www.twitter.com/DustinOfficial #gowanyougoodthing

The Backwards Man

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Rob the cameraman too.

Ah here, poor fella's out of a job & you want to rob him too??!

Some people on this world.....

Nowso

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

bring back kev

kev is producer of the monday night soccer thing on rte 2

molly09

Christmas dinner !!

fatknacker

I was quite the fan of his flap-flaps

Banjo String

He is happily married to Sabina, who he lives with, happily ever after in Áras an Uachtaráin.

FunLover18

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Who cares?

What's the point? Is there some irony or sarcasm to these kind of posts I don't get?

Back on topic is he not on whatever is passing for The Den these days? Are modern kids too cool for turkeys?

JasonRyan

Don't forget about Naughty Nympho Nina also....

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Rob the cameraman too.

Molester Stallone II

Always loved him doing Garda Patrol with Simon Young. He used to go off script & leave poor Simon in tears & unable to get a word out....happy times

Ghost Buster

conorh91 wrote: »

I heard him on something recently. Might have been Vincent Browne, might have been the Late Late. I can't rightly remember, I immediately changed channel.

Dustin was alright when he was introducing Sabrina and pissing off Pat Kenny.

Then he went into taxi-driver mode, spouting rubbish about issues from which people want to escape.

People don't have time for puppets shiteing on about taxation.

HES PRETEND.

There... fixed that...

LizT

He never really recovered from his failed Eurovision bid.

shamrock55

i heart chewy louie wrote: »

bring back kev

I forgot about kev , what happened him anyway?

thee glitz

shamrock55 wrote: »

I forgot about kev , what happened him anyway?

Afaik, he's a real fancy job in the RTÉ now.

Cienciano

conorh91 wrote: »

He's a loser.

You spelt "legend" wrong

Calibos

I'd imagine he's in a box in an attic in Greystones.

fussyonion

While we're on the subject, what happened to Zuppy and Socky?!

fleet_admiral

Back to Greystones hopefully

briany

*Muttering under his breath about Zig and Zag*

"It's alri'e for yous boys. Some of us haffta go out and do a day's work....(spits)"

Yeah, we'll never see that Dustin again.

Cantremember

Dustbin

Cork_chick_94

And where are the morbegs now ?

Molester Stallone II

Cork_chick_94 wrote: »

And where are the morbegs now ?

Inside, doing a 20stretch for kiddy fiddling

holystungun9

He shacked up with that Kevin lad from back in the day.

monkeysnapper

What about George and zippy , what about podge and rodge .

Better still what the f ever happened to sexual harassment panda .


They all went to the island of misfit mascots.

Robert2012

conorh91 wrote: »

I heard him on something recently. Might have been Vincent Browne, might have been the Late Late. I can't rightly remember, I immediately changed channel.

Dustin was alright when he was introducing Sabrina and pissing off Pat Kenny.

Then he went into taxi-driver mode, spouting rubbish about issues from which people want to escape.

People don't have time for puppets shiteing on about taxation.

He's a loser.

Are you on Hailo?

Robert2012

Dustin was good on the Den, in his day.

But a lot of people don't realise he's actually the Lord Mayor of Dublin at the moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4LOmT1ybPA

ikarie

He's gone where all shopping trollys and their contents go.....
Bottom of the canal

glynf

Every time I see a sign for/hear about the Long mile road, that f**kin turkey comes to mind.

Archeron

monkeysnapper wrote: »

Better still what the f ever happened to sexual harassment panda .

I believe he married Bungle from rainbow and they are living happily in a bungalow in Longford.

CrazyRabbit

No idea where he is but I'm pretty sure he's not in Meath.

--LOS--

--LOS-- wrote: »

in heaven with bosco and zig and zag and sooty

Bosco is dead??

I was told he went to live on a farm.

chrisb1

sure himself and snotser have shacked up qiute happy to from what i've heard

Laois6556

There needs to be some sort of reunion show with Dustin, Zig and Zag, socky, snotser, zuppy, ted, Dempsey and the other presenters apart from Darcy cause he aint cool no more. Then they put on Animaniacs, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (80's version) and Rugrats.
I wish could get in a time machine and go back. Life was much better back then.

gugleguy

Snotzer was not politically correct. He was killed off by rte in a kind of dumbing down of children's tv, the last of him was seeing him whining that kids parents didn't like him and he was waiting for some jury outcome which never came ofcourse. Poor bastard all the same.

batistuta9

fussyonion wrote: »

While we're on the subject, what happened to Zuppy and Socky?!

socky was still on TV well after the others, used to be on with the blonde one from cork, presenting for the younger ones

RobbingBandit

Dustin is being held captive by Twink, he is using Dustin for sexual gratification.

Beaner1

He's struggling with alcoholism.

DEFTLEFTHAND

According to my sources Dustin now works for John Gilligan. They'll take back the city yet I tell you!