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How do you meet someone (kiss)

  • 22-09-2014 4:01pm
    #1
    Mark10359
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭


    I'm ment to be meeting someone soon and I'm not too sure how to do it like I need to find out can you tell me some techniques pls don't say it will come naturally thanks


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  • #2
    0byme75341jo28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    It will come naturally thanks


  • #3
    Jhcx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    meeting someone is the hardest part. specially as a guy kinda expected to make the first move. and when is the right time. but look just chance, if they pull away clearly not ment to be. when you are. dont go down their feckin neck. jesus, dont know about the rest of ye but thats a no no in my book. take it easy bit tongue is always good leads to bed.


  • #4
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Have you ever seen those snakes that detach their jaw so they can open their mouth really wide in order to swallow something whole?

    Mimic that.

    Girls love it.

    Trust me. ;)


  • #5
    Midkemia
    Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭Midkemia


    Go for the hickey!!!


  • #6
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    I know a few female boardies that may be happy for you to practice with, pm for names coz they might be a bit shy for me to post here :)


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  • #7
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    deise_girl wrote: »
    I know a few female boardies that may be happy for you to practice with, pm for names coz they might be a bit shy for me to post here :)

    WHY WAS I NEVER OFFERED THIS!?

    I SPEND TWO YEARS ON IRC COMPLAINING AND NOTHING! AND THEN THIS YOUNG UPSTART JUST WALTZES IN AND ALREADY YOU'RE SETTING HIM UP WITH A HAREM OF WENCHES?!


    BANNED


  • #8
    pajor
    Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    deise_girl wrote: »
    I know a few female boardies that may be happy for you to practice with, pm for names coz they might be a bit shy for me to post here :)

    Careful OP..

    2432900-ackbar.jpg

    :pac:


  • #9
    Slow Show
    Registered Users Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    deise_girl wrote: »
    I know a few female boardies that may be happy for you to practice with, pm for names coz they might be a bit shy for me to post here :)

    I'm not shy at all.


  • #10
    suitcasepink
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,836 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    WHY WAS I NEVER OFFERED THIS!?

    I SPEND TWO YEARS ON IRC COMPLAINING AND NOTHING! AND THEN THIS YOUNG UPSTART JUST WALTZES IN AND ALREADY YOU'RE SETTING HIM UP WITH A HAREM OF WENCHES?!


    BANNED
    I only know one other person ever to say wench, weird..
    You never asked tho!

    Slow Show wrote: »
    I'm not shy at all.

    Hey OP how do you feel about a 3 way shift?


  • #11
    iamanengine
    Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Why am I only seeing this thread now. I too would like to sign up for getting teh shift? :P

    To answer OP's question, I imagine it to be something like in Predator :pac:


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  • #12
    candytog
    Registered Users Posts: 144 ✭✭candytog


    Do people still say "meet"? what's wrong with just kiss?? No wonder kids are afraid of it, they can't even say it!


  • #13
    0byme75341jo28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,571 ✭✭✭0byme75341jo28


    candytog wrote: »
    Do people still say "meet"? what's wrong with just kiss?? No wonder kids are afraid of it, they can't even say it!

    The scientific term is "shift".


  • #14
    JamJamJamJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭JamJamJamJam


    rightwrong.jpg


  • #15
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Sure the haribo advert offers a step by step guide

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mUFOZaMcBg


    Tangfastic.....more like tonguetastic :cool:


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