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Times in your life you were fcuked

  • 22-09-2014 1:41am
    #1
    better call saul
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭


    Any stories of when you screwed up so bad that you knew you fůcked up big time?

    Me made a balls of college exams but procrastinating


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  • #2
    debabyjesus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭debabyjesus


    Ya I had a huge party in san fran and the place got wrecked so I fcuked off back to ireland but got outed by internetters cos I left an arrest possession envelope with my name on it in the gaf. I fcuked up bug time bud.


  • #3
    dubscottie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 854 ✭✭✭dubscottie


    Sitting in a police cell in the US.. Got ****ed more than once that night!


  • #4
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    Years ago I went to New Zealand and on my second night in the country I was in a lock in of sorts. I was there drinking in this place with some Cavan lad and what I though was his girlfriend. When we went out to the smoking area one of the Maori lads trough out his hand with three pills In it and each of us took one. This happened again and before I knew it I was doin coke and speed in the place. When I went for a piss I met one of the Maori guys and started smoking meth with him and the security guy walked in on us.......


    I shat myself......



    He started shouting at the two of us that he was calling the cops and the guy who was giving me the drugs was shouting back at him that he was gonna call The cops. Meanwhile I backed into a corner and thought to myself "what the fcuk are the aul pair gonna say when I'm deported two days after arriving.


    Mr security man then locked us in the toilet saying the cops were on their way. Mr drugs was cool as hell, giving me a cigarette to calm down.


    Two cops came trough the door with mr security and one grabbed me by the arm and the other one grabbed mr drugs by the arm and we were walked out of the place. I nearly fainted as they walked us around the corner to the car where they let go of me.


    It was at that point I contemplated making a run for it.


    Then I realised mr drugs and the two New Zealander gardai were having a laugh and a joke. Turns out mr drugs was a cop and had rang his friends to get us out of the place. They even offered me a lift home.

    Since then I don't do drugs any more.


  • #5
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,590 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Frynge wrote: »

    Since then I don't do drugs any more.

    You sure?


  • #6
    3rdDegree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,269 ✭✭✭3rdDegree


    debabyjesus wrote: »
    Ya I had a huge party in san fran and the place got wrecked so I fcuked off back to ireland but got outed by internetters cos I left an arrest possession envelope with my name on it in the gaf. I fcuked up bug time bud.

    I don't get it?


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  • #7
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    better call saul wrote: »
    Any stories of when you screwed up so bad that you knew you fůcked up big time?

    Me made a balls of college exams but procrastinating
    That's not exactly ****ing up big time.


  • #8
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Bafucin wrote: »
    That's not exactly ****ing up big time.

    'But procrastination' can lead to serious medical problems.


  • #9
    Frynge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    kneemos wrote: »
    You sure?

    Genuinely scared the s8it out of me that much that I stopped doing drugs. I was in with what some would call the wrong crowd, frequently taking pills and stuff. After that happened I've not done drugs since. That was 10 years ago.

    Just for the record I don't consider weed to be drugs but I haven't done that in years now aswell.


  • #10
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Went to Thailand once and picked up this nice bird, turns out she had a bigger lad than I did.and I was.rightly fcuked that night.


  • #11
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,383 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    3rdDegree wrote: »
    I don't get it?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057293775


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  • #12
    Highflyer13
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭Highflyer13


    A debt collector on my tail at the minute. Completely my fault and I intend to pay every cent back but cant right now..... damn credit card!!


  • #13
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    wazky wrote: »
    Went to Thailand once and picked up this nice bird, turns out she had a bigger lad than I did.and I was.rightly fcuked that night.

    You make it sound that its hard to have a bigger one :)


  • #14
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Specialun wrote: »
    You make it sound that its hard to have a bigger one :)

    You haven't seen it yet.


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