Domestic things that get on your tits

Robsweezie

heres a few of mine for starters:

-someone eating food you thought you had hidden perfectly
-adding to the dishes stacked up in the sink and never helping with them
- someone leaving unwanted leftover food on a plate and not scraping it into the bin
- people barging in your room without knocking
- oh and THIS....people having massive bowls of cereal, only eating half and leaving boxes with approximately fifteen coco pops inside, throw it out man.

fleet_admiral

Having to use my yellow toilet brush to get the wifes skid marks off the toilet pot

dodderangler

Paying rent when the landlord does fcuk all in the house when something breaks. And only hear from him when he wants his rent.

0byme75341jo28

The Hoover.

Slunk

When there's more dirty dishes than will fit on your draining board so you have to do two lots which happens alot. I tend to do the dishes when every available item in the house is used and no sooner.

c_man

I don't mind borrowing my beers, but taking the last one and leaving the man short is bad form.

groucho marx

Have you just moved the misses in?;-)

siblers

Leaving teabags or bits on unused tomato etc inside in the sink.

wazky

When you are told you have to move the plates out of the sink before you go for a piss in it.

Frigga_92

Cleaning the oven
Washing the windows

Frosty McSnowballs

3 day old porridge pots with the spoon still stuck in it.

Doom

OH leaving the toilet seat down all the time...ffs

Bang_Bang

Before I settled down, I rented for about 8 years. I rented a house beside a couple that were fitness freaks, they had bare wooden floors and the treadmill would be going from 05:30 every morning, from the spare bedroom, that linked on to us.The vibration and thuds coming into the house were fúcking unreal, especially on a Saturday and Sunday, the only fúcking days I had off!!!

I'm glad I don't live beside cúnts like that anymore.

Aidric

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

3 day old porridge pots with the spoon still stuck in it.

Any kunt who leaves a porridge bowl on the side of the sink without rinsing is getting a wide berth.

cloud493

Mopping and hoovering a floor, then finding out theres a spare hair or something tiny on the floor that I won't be comfortable with till I've taken the hoover back out and hoovered it up.

John Cherry

Leaving on the lights,never bothering to clean up after yourself and leaving food out of the fridge.

Birneybau

Bras.

Overheal

domestic abuse..

Crumpets

Bits of pasta/spaghetti in the sink

Chocolate Lions

dodderangler wrote: »

Paying rent when the landlord does fcuk all in the house when something breaks. And only hear from him when he wants his rent.

Deduct the cost of the repair from the rent you're paying.

RobbingBandit

Whipped Cream and Chocolate Sauce.

Sinister Kid

People taking 4 layers of clothes off at once and putting them in the wash basket all tangled together...

Deranged96

When you're in a panic looking for something important and there's someone sitting down watching telly not helping you in your predicament.
Does that absolutely infuriate anyone else?

For Forks Sake

F*cking venetian blinds.

Noisy, useless and a magnet for dust. Impossible to clean.

The Strawman Argument

Taking up the freezer with a big cheap pan loaf
Glass bottles in the bin bag
Food in the bin with no effort to avoid making it some kind of fly haven
A general failure to understand that stuffing the bin bag with sharp things means it's pretty much guaranteed to tear apart when you lift it out

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

Robsweezie wrote: »

heres a few of mine for starters:

-someone eating food you thought you had hidden perfectly
-adding to the dishes stacked up in the sink and never helping with them
- someone leaving unwanted leftover food on a plate and not scraping it into the bin
- people barging in your room without knocking
- oh and THIS....people having massive bowls of cereal, only eating half and leaving boxes with approximately fifteen coco pops inside, throw it out man.

All of those things i had to deal with when living with a friend.
Had to move out before i blew a fuse because i didnt want to lose the friendship

thomur

Neatness freaks who put everything away and then you cant find anything

Sky King

Deranged96 wrote: »

When you're in a panic looking for something important and there's someone sitting down watching telly not helping you in your predicament.
Does that absolutely infuriate anyone else?

When I am the one sitting down I usually fire up youtube and play this

keeponhurling

Incest

efb

I live alone, the only thing that gets on my tits is maybe sauce if I'm eating in the nude, as is my want.

pebbles21

Putting empty bottles/packets/cartons back into the fridge/press/cupboard:mad:

hfallada

Using something like the washing machine and finding out when its done. Some **** changed the settings are you have washed your clothes at 95 degress and your clothes have shrunk so much, they could be used on an action man.

fussyonion

Washing the windows and then noticing a smear but not being sure what side it's on.

Mopping the floor and finding stray crumbs or fluff that you THOUGHT you Hoovered up beforehand.

Waiting for wet floors to dry. You've got all the doors and windows open but it still won't dry quick enough.

Realising you've left your ciggies in the kitchen. Which has a wet floor. You're in the living room. You now have to walk all over the wet floor to retrieve them.

Emptying the washing machine into your basket and wet things falling onto the floor. WTF, I'M HOLDING THE BASKET AS CLOSE TO THE FCUKING MACHINE AS I CAN, WHY ARE YOU FALLING ON THE FLOOR?!

Scrubbing the toilet and making it lovely and gleaming...........only for the OH to go in and take a big dump, getting s1ht on the BACK of the toilet seat and leaving it there. What am I? Some kind of cr*p cleaner?!
Clean it after you, ffs!

Men who don't open windows after taking a sh!t. Don't start spraying vile flowery air-freshener around the room; it doesn't get rid of the smell; it just smells like a mix of flowers and poo.

Old_-_School

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

3 day old porridge pots with the spoon still stuck in it.

Are you living with Goldilocks' obese sister?

larrlin24

My Dad manages to get tea stains all over the kitchen floor and cabinets. I don't know how he does it. Every time I clean it, a new stain appears. Drives me crazy!!

Sir Arthur Daley

When the carpet is hoovered width ways instead of length ways.

jokser250

Sky King wrote: »

When I am the one sitting down I usually fire up youtube and play this

Very good

whisky_galore

For Forks Sake wrote: »

F*cking venetian blinds.

Noisy, useless and a magnet for dust. Impossible to clean.

Whoever invented those should have fcuked off back to Venice.

kids slamming doors!
He runs out BANG! He runs back in again BANG! and out again BANG!


She runs out BANG! She runs back in again BANG! and out again BANG!

I have a house full of bangers

MadDog76

Deranged96 wrote: »

When you're in a panic looking for something important and there's someone sitting down watching telly not helping you in your predicament.
Does that absolutely infuriate anyone else?

My wife gives me grief over that but I always think "f**k her ..... she lost it so she can find it!!" and keep watching telly

Sir Arthur Daley

Deleted User wrote: »

I have a house full of bangers

Once you have bang in the bed is the main thing.

stalebread

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