Sick of asshole drivers

JamboMac

So walking the dogs there in finglas just at tesco express and coming at the entrance to the car park, now it's one of those pathway car parks and this ass in silver BMW just flies in front me and me shouting while he's doing it did he acknowledge at all what he did not a glance just steer right a hide, felt like following him back where he parked and have words.

Some people need licences taken off them, lucky I had the dogs leases tight as they where messing coz if hit one them I wouldn't be typing this right now:mad:

If this guy does it again he'll find out how to be polite the hard way.

BMJD

That is turrible.

eamonnq

Needs punctuation.

The Purveyor of Truth

Op, you know the way they say owners start looking like their dogs? Well eh, how can I break this to you..

Sir Arthur Daley

Think we need a diagram again for this.

LostBoy101

Aye they are many assholes drivers and nothing we can do about it.

JaMarcusHustle

JamboMac wrote: »

If this guy does it again he'll find out how to be polite the hard way.

A series of clues and riddles hidden around Dublin landmarks, the answer to each one leading to the next clue, each one more cryptic than the one that came before?

BMJD

Call 1850 715100, ask for Joe, he'll sort this out.

AnonoBoy

JamboMac wrote: »

If this guy does it again he'll find out how to be polite the hard way.

Nothing teaches BMW drivers a lesson like throwing a dog at them while they're whizzing past you.






Just a suggestion.

degsie

Sorry, what was that first sentence again?

kneemos

Is asshole driver a new gay term?

Sir Arthur Daley

kneemos wrote: »

Is asshole driver a new gay term?

Its when you get rear ended.

jimgoose

Finglas, eh? Was it Ross and J.P. shouting "Offluence!!"?

Sam Kade

JamboMac wrote: »

So walking the dogs there in finglas just at tesco express and coming at the entrance to the car park, now it's one of those pathway car parks and this ass in silver BMW just flies in front me and me shouting while he's doing it did he acknowledge at all what he did not a glance just steer right a hide, felt like following him back where he parked and have words.

Some people need licences taken off them, lucky I had the dogs leases tight as they where messing coz if hit one them I wouldn't be typing this right now:mad:

If this guy does it again he'll find out how to be polite the hard way.

Maybe he dislikes Americans :rolleyes:

BMJD

jimgoose wrote: »

Finglas, eh? Was it Ross and J.P. shouting "Offluence!!"?

No that's Dallas you're thinking of

Wabbit Ears

JamboMac wrote: »

So walking the dogs there in finglas just at tesco express and coming at the entrance to the car park, now it's one of those pathway car parks and this ass in silver BMW just flies in front me and me shouting while he's doing it did he acknowledge at all what he did not a glance just steer right a hide, felt like following him back where he parked and have words.

Some people need licences taken off them, lucky I had the dogs leases tight as they where messing coz if hit one them I wouldn't be typing this right now:mad:

If this guy does it again he'll find out how to be polite the hard way.

Sorry, I understood walking dog and silver BMW, the rest is incoherent gibberish.

Tail Docker

Lads, I was in my beemer, somewhere around Finglastan there roish, and this totes beller with two Labradoodles tied to his orms launches himself out in front of me like a suicide bomber at a Bar -Mitzvah. Barely missed the tool. Dog-walkers - the biggest threat to a Sterling-metallic paintjob since elderberry bird-shoite. Ought to be banned.

JamboMac

Wabbit Ears wrote: »

Sorry, I understood walking dog and silver BMW, the rest is incoherent gibberish.

Sorry for you inability to read they have classes for adults now.

I'm guessing the rest of you lads aspire to be a driver just like the one in question.

dr.bollocko

As a hater of dog walkers and BMW drivers this story ended without enough injury to either party to satisfy my need to get revenge on vast swathes of anonymous strangers by hearing about their ill fortune on the internet.

Sam Kade

JamboMac wrote: »

Sorry for you inability to read they have classes for adults now.

I'm guessing the rest of you lads aspire to be a driver just like the one in question.

Go home Yank

jimgoose

JamboMac wrote: »

Sorry for you inability to read they have classes for adults now.

I'm guessing the rest of you lads aspire to be a driver just like the one in question.

Christ no. BMWs piss me off.

JamboMac

Sam Kade wrote: »

Go home Yank

Is it the walking or having dogs makes me a yank

Sam Kade

JamboMac wrote: »

Is it the walking or having dogs makes me a yank

American slang words

eamonnq

JamboMac wrote: »

Sorry for you inability to read they have classes for adults now.

I'm guessing the rest of you lads aspire to be a driver just like the one in question.

I think it might be 'you inability' to write that is causing the problem. They have classes for adults now. These classes may even show you how to use a comma or a full stop and if you are really lucky you might learn to use paragraphs too.

Rory28

My head hurts after reading the OP. Its to early for this nonsense.

old_aussie

What type of car was he driving, was it an asshole model BMW you say OP.

Never heard of that type.

UCDVet

Sam Kade wrote: »

Maybe he dislikes Americans :rolleyes:

In fairness - who doesn't?

the groutch

JamboMac wrote: »

now it's one of those pathway car parks

never heard of one those.

0ph0rce0

eamonnq wrote: »

Needs punctuation.

Remember that thread yesterday about what annoys you on boards.

THIS WANKER

jimgoose

old_aussie wrote: »

What type of car was he driving, was it an asshole model BMW you say OP.

Never heard of that type.

Driving like a twunt is not exclusive to affluent young turks in new-ish BMWs, but it helps. :pac::pac::pac:

Roundabout Girl is probably worse, all told, for that matter any teenage girl with a freshly minted full license and a small car so full of mates it's a hormone radiation hazard.

Canis Lupus

I thought it was cyclists we all hated?

spurious

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I thought it was cyclists we all hated?

Cyclists are Mondays.

anncoates

Canis Lupus wrote: »

I thought it was cyclists we all hated?

I think it's just everybody .

Wossack

rumour has it, he had bicycles on the roof of the beemer

Canis Lupus

Interesting change in tone though. If it was about an a*shole cyclist everyone would be calling for them to be put off the road, pay 'road' tax, be licenced but a car.......

spurious

It's a silver BMW driver though - unfortunately in many cases that says it all. The only thing missing was it being a convertible, which it may have been.

JamboMac

eamonnq wrote: »

I think it might be 'you inability' to write that is causing the problem. They have classes for adults now. These classes may even show you how to use a comma or a full stop and if you are really lucky you might learn to use paragraphs too.

I used commas and full stops, it's less then a paragraph long, the first line anyway maybe your reading it on a phone which takes out commas and full stops and mashes up words.

Maybe glasses would suffice for you.

eamonnq

degsie wrote: »

Sorry, what was that first sentence again?

Wabbit Ears wrote: »

Sorry, I understood walking dog and silver BMW, the rest is incoherent gibberish.

Rory28 wrote: »

My head hurts after reading the OP. Its to early for this nonsense.

the groutch wrote: »

never heard of one those.

Yes, it is just me that had a problem with reading your post. :rolleyes:

JamboMac wrote: »

I used commas and full stops, it's less then a paragraph long, the first line anyway maybe your reading it on a phone which takes out commas and full stops and mashes up words.

Maybe glasses would suffice for you.

I did not say you did not use commas or full stops, I mentioned learning 'how to use a comma or a full stop'.

bear1

JamboMac wrote: »

So walking the dogs there in finglas just at tesco express and coming at the entrance to the car park, now it's one of those pathway car parks and this ass in silver BMW just flies in front me and me shouting while he's doing it did he acknowledge at all what he did not a glance just steer right a hide, felt like following him back where he parked and have words.

Some people need licences taken off them, lucky I had the dogs leases tight as they where messing coz if hit one them I wouldn't be typing this right now:mad:

If this guy does it again he'll find out how to be polite the hard way.

JamboMac wrote: »

Sorry for you inability to read they have classes for adults now.

I'm guessing the rest of you lads aspire to be a driver just like the one in question.

JamboMac wrote: »

Is it the walking or having dogs makes me a yank

JamboMac wrote: »

I used commas and full stops, it's less then a paragraph long, the first line anyway maybe your reading it on a phone which takes out commas and full stops and mashes up words.

Maybe glasses would suffice for you.

For someone to tell posters that you've used commas etc and that people just can't understand the basics then I think you need to re-read what you have posted and spot the errors
HINT: Read the first post again and see who should go to adult classes for reading.

kingchess

You should have sacrificed one of your dogs for the "cause" against bad drivers,or at the very least,thrown one dog on to the windscreen(only if it was a poodle,I hate poodles,pretentious little f....kers).anyway your story has touched my heart and moved me deeply etc etc.