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Please excuse me for driving so close in front of you

  • 15-09-2014 2:24pm
    #1
    corglass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,113 ✭✭✭


    Spotted this on a bumper sticker today and smiled a little.

    Thought I'd share it


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  • #2
    rs mivec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭rs mivec


    :) genius


  • #3
    hi5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,107 ✭✭✭hi5


    There are people who'll believe it!


  • #4
    Nono Toure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 312 ✭✭Nono Toure


    I can think of a better one.

    "Get off my hole you kunt!"


  • #5
    coylemj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,624 ✭✭✭✭coylemj


    The original of the species was (in small letters): 'If you're close enough to read this, you're too close'.


  • #6
    glic71rods46t0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭glic71rods46t0


    coylemj wrote: »
    The original of the species was (in small letters): 'If you're close enough to read this, you're too close'.

    Yes, but that was pathetic whereas the OP'S one is sorta funny


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  • #7
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    corglass wrote: »
    Spotted this on a bumper sticker today and smiled a little.

    Thought I'd share it
    If you spotted it does that mean they were driving too close in front of you ;)


  • #8
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    'If you can read this . . . you can read the fcuking Highway Code!'


  • #9
    ahnowbrowncow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,588 ✭✭✭ahnowbrowncow


    I like the "You're a nosey little bastard aren't you" one.


  • #10
    coylemj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,624 ✭✭✭✭coylemj


    zj29rugim371x8 wrote: »
    Yes, but that was pathetic whereas the OP'S one is sorta funny

    Jesus, I wouldn't like to be a standup comic with you in the audience. What the f**k does it take to rock your boat?


  • #11
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    zj29rugim371x8 wrote: »
    Yes, but that was pathetic whereas the OP'S one is sorta funny

    Not if it's written in fcukin' Braille! :)


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  • #12
    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cH0pleQYOs


  • #13
    fineso.mom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,093 ✭✭✭fineso.mom


    I like " I don't know you well enough for you to be stuck up my ar$e"


  • #14
    glic71rods46t0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭glic71rods46t0


    coylemj wrote: »
    Jesus, I wouldn't like to be a standup comic with you in the audience. What the f**k does it take to rock your boat?

    Well don't give up the day job for stand up just yet:D


  • #15
    fmcg_scribe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭fmcg_scribe


    corglass wrote: »
    Spotted this on a bumper sticker today and smiled a little.

    Thought I'd share it

    Is that intended for commercial van drivers, Audi drivers, BMW drivers, and Range Rover drivers (in that order)? :D

    (BTW I'm am BMW driver)


  • #16
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    was it it on here somewhere, someone said they saw a sticker on a porsche - 'my other car is another porsche'


  • #17
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Wossack wrote: »
    was it it on here somewhere, someone said they saw a sticker on a porsche - 'my other car is another porsche'

    "My other car is also a Porsche", IIRC. I love that one. :pac:


  • #18
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    It's not easy being bat**** crazy.


    Back of a 99 Astra diesel with Recaro seats and furry dice. I'd stay well back!


  • #19
    fmcg_scribe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭fmcg_scribe


    Slicemeister wrote: »
    It's not easy being bat**** crazy.


    Back of a 99 Astra diesel with Recaro seats and furry dice. I'd stay well back!

    You could use that as a basis to pick out cars to avoid while driving. :)

    Personally, I use the following to determine whether to keep my distance:
    • General condition of a car
    • The registration number (foreign v domestic)
    • Whether the driver is driving aggressively or erratically


  • #20
    rs mivec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭rs mivec


    fineso.mom wrote: »
    I like " I don't know you well enough for you to be stuck up my ar$e"

    Okay this one is better, where can i get one of these bad boys?


  • #21
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    fmcg_scribe wrote: »
    Personally, I use the following to determine whether to keep my distance:
    • General condition of a car
    • The registration number (foreign v domestic)
    • Whether the driver is driving aggressively or erratically
    also....vehicles with heavy loads e.g. loose gravel

    cars carrying bicycles at the back

    caravans etc


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