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Memorable declarations of one while Drunk.

  • 14-09-2014 7:32pm
    #1
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭


    It there any memorable crazy exclamation that sticks in your mind. It could have cone from yourself. This thread us inspired by king of fairview. I don't drink that much any more. What have yet got to say AH’RS?


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

    You had to be there.


  • #3
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    CAIRO!!!!!!!! pewpewpewpepewppwepew


  • #4
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    I AM THE KING OF BURGER KING!!!

    wailed in the Burger King on O'Connell Street while very pissed one night, while wearing one of the little cardboard crowns.


  • #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    'This Garda Van cant hold me'

    It could though.


  • #6
    Packrat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭Packrat


    Picked up a guy thumbing out of a medium sized town one Sunday morning in June. Clearly been on the soup for a couple of days.

    He asks the time: 20 to 9 says I.

    "Would that be day or night?" He wasn't actually taking the piss either.

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”



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  • #7
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    In Charlie's Chinese in Dublin after a beers. A certain AH Mod screaming..."aaaaaahhhh hhhheeeeooouuuurrr, leeeeeave it out" and spuring everyone else to jump on board :)

    Another time in the same place, my very very very drunk friend seeing how many mushrooms he could fit in my mouth. Turns to a member of staff and constantly asking for her number....apparently her number was 999


  • #8
    Packrat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭Packrat


    Few of us on the piss in a rural local one Sunday from about 1 or so, the week before 9/11 (that was some year of drinking, then I quit cos 2002 was shyte)

    I remember one of the gang standing in the middle of the bar at 12 that night, just roaring, - no words, just AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH AAAAAAGGGGGHHH, AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH.

    I insulted one lad so bad that night that he hasn't spoken to me since, I abused the barmaid (my buddy's now wife) and I took on the biggest lad there (think Paul o Connells size) in a wrestling match which I obviously lost.

    Vodka and Red bull on top of about 10 or 12 pints of Guinness - great stuff.





    At least I didn't disgrace myself by roaring though:pac:

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”



  • #9
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "We should do this again soon!"


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