Most blatant thing you have done?

KingOfFairview

What was the most scumbaggery or wankery you have induced in?

I rather shamelessly bullied a teacher in my youth, and to this day feel v. Guilty about it

0byme75341jo28

I watched porn when I was underage.

KingOfFairview

Angelica Powerful Caterpillar wrote: »

I watched porn when I was underage.

But how blatantly? Sure this was clandestine

0byme75341jo28

KingOfFairview wrote: »

But how blatantly? Sure this was clandestine

One time I didn't clean up afterwards, just left it on the keyboard.

KingOfFairview

Angelica Powerful Caterpillar wrote: »

One time I didn't clean up afterwards, just left it on the keyboard.

The porn or the ejaculate?

MRnotlob606

got in me mums car

gugleguy

KingOfFairview wrote: »

What was the most scumbaggery or wankery you have induced in?

or maggotry or Muppettry?

If I was going to do it I ’d be sitebanned. Boards prison stinks enough even without the launch of smellovision . It’s a sufficient enough deterrent.

toastedpickles

Had an after 8 at 7:59

KingOfFairview

toastedpickles wrote: »

Had an after 8 at 7:59

Unforgivable

wiseoldelf34

went over to stop a fella getting hammered by my brother but when i got there pack mentality kicked in and two of us knocked seven bells out of him.shameful stuff.
still feel guilty

KingOfFairview

wiseoldelf34 wrote: »

went over to stop a fella getting hammered by my brother but when i got there pack mentality kicked in and two of us knocked seven bells out of him.shameful stuff.
still feel guilty

That is pretty awful, but let the past be the past

Santa Cruz

When staying with a friend I ejaculated into his cnut of a girlfriends shampoo. Had a great secret laugh when I told her a few nights later that her hair was lovely and shiny

KingOfFairview

Santa Cruz wrote: »

When staying with a friend I ejaculated into his cnut of a girlfriends shampoo. Had a great secret laugh when I told her a few nights later that her hair was lovely and shiny

That's the exact opposite of blatant and counts as a sexual assault

pablo128

I have been sat in my car quite a few times when other drivers get out and whack my car with their doors and walk off. I have kicked my own door into theirs in front of them. No-one has confronted me to date, which is kinda disappointing for me.

Birneybau

toastedpickles wrote: »

Had an after 8 at 7:59

It's after 8 somewhere.

Soups123

Santa Cruz wrote: »

When staying with a friend I ejaculated into his cnut of a girlfriend

If you stopped here I'd have been impressed

KingOfFairview

Soups123 wrote: »

If you stopped here I'd have been impressed

It's actually quite a worrying thing to have done, it should set off alarm bells

youtube!

pablo128 wrote: »

I have been sat in my car quite a few times when other drivers get out and whack my car with their doors and walk off. I have kicked my own door into theirs in front of them. No-one has confronted me to date, which is kinda disappointing for me.

I hate ****ers who do that! The worst are the bleedin kids who just swing open their passenger door wide open and smack it into yours and then hurry along as if the kid did nothing. Personally when this has happened to me I wait for them to go and then key the Sh**e out of their motor,the more expensive the car the better I feel about it.

stimpson

Santa Cruz wrote: »

When staying with a friend I ejaculated into his cnut

:eek:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Blatant just means obvious or unmistakable. OP you need to rethink the question.

Aphex

One day years ago while working in a shop, I noticed a customer had dropped a €20 note on the ground and I said jack sh*t about it. Waited till the customer had left and asked my friend to take the 20 and go over to the Music Box (music shop in Finglas) and buy me Papa Roach's latest album, lovehatetragedy.

I still feel guilty to this day Good album though in fairness :pac:

0byme75341jo28

Aphex wrote: »

One day years ago while working in a shop, I noticed a customer had dropped a €20 note on the ground and I said jack sh*t about it. Waited till the customer had left and asked my friend to take the 20 and go over to the Music Box (music shop in Finglas) and buy me Papa Roach's latest album, lovehatetragedy.

I still feel guilty to this day Good album though in fairness :pac:

Yeah, I agree. That's a pretty scummy thing to do to your ears.

Aphex

Angelica Powerful Caterpillar wrote: »

Yeah, I agree. That's a pretty scummy thing to do to your ears.

Very scummy thing to do indeed, but as for my ears.. They loved it

0byme75341jo28

Aphex wrote: »

Very scummy thing to do indeed, but as for my ears.. They loved it

CUT. MY. EARS. IN. TO. PEA. SAYS.

catallus

Adley Great Orchestra wrote: »

Blatant just means obvious or unmistakable. OP you need to rethink the question.

It makes no sense!

dgt

I used to have an old BMW 520 and this one time, I went drifting in the middle of Dublin city, er by accident. Trying to avoid getting stuck at the lights, so I put my foot down to make the changing lights. Ended up breaking a red light turning onto Innis quay. Going wavy across the 2 clear lanes. All in front of a marked garda car with 3 gardai....

Still, they just gave me some dagger stares and drove on. That was a relief to say the least!