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gunny558

So, RTE/TV3/SKY or whatever station you prefer have just given you a 1 minute slot and whatever 1 minute video you give them they will broadcast this multiple times a day as if it were a regular advertisement for the rest of the year. What do you make?

Id probably make a religious video. A minute of silence to remember Jesus or something like that. You can just imagine the problems it would cause with all the hardcore athiests that would be outraged over it.

Chance The Fapper

I'd display a video on the atrocities carried out in Palestine by the IDF, with a list of charities people could donate to to help, and companies they could boycott.

ardinn

I'd show a presentation of my Knob - how it works and where you can book an appointment with it!

T&C's Apply

Buona Fortuna

I'd give a one minute diatribe about the confusion between the roles of church and state.

I'd argue for their complete seperation and for an amendment to the constitution

I'd probably do a road safety video on the correct use of car lights.
or one on the future risks associated with resource depletion.

kneemos

Plead for a sit down with the Francetti brothers.

hfallada

gunny558 wrote: »

So, RTE/TV3/SKY or whatever station you prefer have just given you a 1 minute slot and whatever 1 minute video you give them they will broadcast this multiple times a day as if it were a regular advertisement for the rest of the year. What do you make?

Id probably make a religious video. A minute of silence to remember Jesus or something like that. You can just imagine the problems it would cause with all the hardcore athiests that would be outraged over it.

Are you aware at 6 PM every evening there is basically a minute of silence for the Angeles on RTE 1? So you wild and extreme idea, happens every night anyway.

I think a minute of economics explained would be beneficial. The amount of people in Ireland that are challenged when faced with economic terms is ridiculous.

kneemos

hfallada wrote: »

Are you aware at 6 PM every evening there is basically a minute of silence for the Angeles on RTE 1? So you wild and extreme idea, happens every night anyway.

I think a minute of economics explained would be beneficial. The amount of people in Ireland that are challenged when faced with economic terms is ridiculous.

Probably because nobody cares.

Banjo String

Just cos I get lots of lols from it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-fE7RKDJ2k

Kenny Logins

I'd take a short video of a fancy lunch to make my life appear that little bit more interesting than it actually is.

..or a roundabout lesson.

Maybe a "don't park at the entrance to Lidl" public service message.

gunny558

hfallada wrote: »

Are you aware at 6 PM every evening there is basically a minute of silence for the Angeles on RTE 1? So you wild and extreme idea, happens every night anyway.

Yeh, I know. I work with atheists, well Im an atheist myself- Im just not militant about it and spend all my time going on about how much I hate religion and spend my lunchs talking about contradictions in the Bible like the atheists I work it. The lads I work with get bent out of shape over the Angeles and complain that its state sponsored corruption and we are living in a relgiously oppressed country yada yada yada.... if another Angeles where to suddenly appear they'd go absolutely beserk.

Canis Lupus

gunny558 wrote: »

Yeh, I know. I work with atheists, well Im an atheist myself- Im just not militant about it and spend all my time going on about how much I hate religion and spend my lunchs talking about contradictions in the Bible like the atheists I work it. The lads I work with get bent out of shape over the Angeles and complain that its state sponsored corruption and we are living in a relgiously oppressed country yada yada yada.... if another Angeles where to suddenly appear they'd go absolutely beserk.

Ah, you're one of the 'I'm atheist but I look down on other atheists and I like to tell others about how cool I am with other people being religious'. Best kind of atheist that....

Bepolite

Books - I'd advertise books.

TheDriver

What APR really means and the terror of the mentality that "i only need to pay €50 a month on the debt" doesn't mean its cheap in long run.

Chance The Fapper

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Ah, you're one of the 'I'm atheist but I look down on other atheists and I like to tell others about how cool I am with other people being religious'. Best kind of atheist that....

It beats the "oh I'm fcuking genius, look at me, I don't believe in God, people who do are so ignorant and stupid" atheist

Mint Aero

Chance The Fapper wrote: »

I'd display a video on the atrocities carried out in Palestine by the IDF, with a list of charities people could donate to to help, and companies they could boycott.

You haven't a clue do you :rolleyes:

The Purveyor of Truth

Good idea for a thread.

I would obviously attempt to use it for money making purposes.

A male dominatrix service (is there such a thing?) is what I would advertise. I'd be standing in silhouette, dressed all in black leather, including leather mask, leather whip etc and husking voice would say that I was available 24-7 for submissive women that like men who too control and that for a special price, would gladly whip them into oblivion. Then I'd crack my whip and the voice over would say:

'Just call 1550 DUBLIN DOM now to make an appointment. Special discount on the Trent Treatment special for one week only'.

Lapin

gunny558 wrote: »

So, RTE/TV3/SKY or whatever station you prefer have just given you a 1 minute slot and whatever 1 minute video you give them they will broadcast this multiple times a day as if it were a regular advertisement for the rest of the year. What do you make?

Id probably make a religious video. A minute of silence to remember Jesus or something like that. You can just imagine the problems it would cause with all the hardcore athiests that would be outraged over it.

Right let me get this straight.

You create a reasonably good idea for a thread and then use your OP to deliberately troll the thread and announce that if you had free advertising, you'd use it to deliberately troll the nation.

Sad that.

I reckon there are more constructive ways to release your inner pent up rage.

kneemos

Lapin wrote: »

Right let me get this straight.

You create a deliberately trolling thread to announce that if you had free advertising, you'd use it to deliberately troll the nation.

Sad that.

I reckon there are more constructive ways to release your inner pent up rage.

A one minute video to explain ironing.

The One Who Knocks

Sigh...

Lapin

Lapin wrote: »

Right let me get this straight.

You create a deliberately trolling thread to announce that if you had free advertising, you'd use it to deliberately troll the nation.

Sad that.

I reckon there are more constructive ways to release your inner pent up rage.

I don't think that it was a deliberate attempt at trolling, just a starter for 10. (a rather sarcastic one at that)
Just ignore the bait and stick to the original subject, then the "trolling" will be neutered.

Lenin Skynard

I'd make a one minute anti-littering advert that depicts people who litter as evil paedophile monsters. I ****ing hate littering.

Chance The Fapper

Mint Aero wrote: »

You haven't a clue do you :rolleyes:

Enlighten me?

Archeron

Ball in a cup, the best toy ever created.

Oh no, little johnny dropped the ball. But it's okay, because it's attached by a string, phew.


















Ball in a cup!

Turtyturd

A couple of ideas:

A one minute video outlining decent behaviour on public transport (don't sit on the outside of the two seats leaving the inner empty when the bus is filling up, don't leave your bag on the seat, don't open the window on freezing cold mornings while you sit there with 3layers of clothes on.)

One minute explaining how to act at red lights for cyclists. Also throw in a bit about where it's acceptable/not acceptable to cycle.

One minute of people clotheslining chuggers.

Bepolite

Changed my mind - I'd put out an ad showing people how to put mobiles on to silent, I'd also introduce the death penatly for anyone that gets more than two texts in a row without putting the thing on silent while holding it in their hand.

Cienciano

I'd have a ad about how great Atheism is. Just to annoy the group of people who are "sick of militant atheists going on about how much they hate religion, atheists think they're so great"

shruikan2553

Canis Lupus wrote: »

Ah, you're one of the 'I'm atheist but I look down on other atheists and I like to tell others about how cool I am with other people being religious'. Best kind of atheist that....

It is an odd one. Theres a sub group of atheists that dont like it when another sub group of atheists feel superior so they make themselves feel they are superior by thinking they are above such things and then announce it to the world about how they arent like those other atheists while spouting the opinion of the majority of atheists who just dont go on about it to seek the approval of others to make themselves feel superior.


Back on topic, I would have a public PSA which explains how to hold your phone when making a video and how the places which sell phones should make you take a test before they give you one.
It would start with a person watching x factor on a TV on its side. The person finds this annoying so puts the TV the right way. The person then goes to record a video on their phone and realises that on its side, the phone is a similar shape to the TV.

gunny558

shruikan2553 wrote: »

It is an odd one. Theres a sub group of atheists that dont like it when another sub group of atheists feel superior so they make themselves feel they are superior by thinking they are above such things and then announce it to the world about how they arent like those other atheists while spouting the opinion of the majority of atheists who just dont go on about it to seek the approval of others to make themselves feel superior.

What??? I said Id do it for lulz.... its nothing to do with superiority or pent up rage as someone else said.

The_Valeyard

Mine would consist of 'outrage of the week'

kneemos

gunny558 wrote: »

What??? I said Id do it for lulz.... its nothing to do with superiority or up rage as someone else said.

Atheist haters...worse than atheists.

Czarcasm

It's 25 seconds longer than the minute mark, but fcuk it, it'd be worth it -

RobbingBandit

Probably something racist like hey you fordiners get out.