I just fixed me mates laptop

uch · 13-09-2014 12:31am #1

It was full of Durt, Should I just clean it and say nothing? or should I tell the Boss

Birneybau · 13-09-2014 12:32am

Bit of a wipe, be grand.

kleefarr · 13-09-2014 12:33am

The Boss knows!

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-09-2014 12:33am

Nudey durt or just durt?

major bill · 13-09-2014 12:33am

Say nothing but stick it in your back pocket for the next time he is a dick

policarp · 13-09-2014 12:34am

Fluff?

KAGY · 13-09-2014 12:34am

uch wrote: »

It was full of Durt, Should I just clean it and say nothing? or should I tell the Boss

Dont worry about cleaning the laptop but disinfect your hands

B.A._Baracus · 13-09-2014 12:36am

The boss being his wife? or actual boss? :pac:

I will assume his boss boss. But I believe such a question can be answered by another question. Do you like your mate? :pac:

If you do, then keep quiet.
If you don't and feel the need to play some office politics. You got your answer.

_Whimsical_ · 13-09-2014 12:43am

Say nothing, if it was dirty and he didn't clean it himself there's a chance he doesn't know how. You risk becoming his IT support guy here if you demonstrate greater skill than him.
Be under no illusion,this is a more painful,time consuming,one way life commitment than having a child.

cruais · 13-09-2014 1:01am

A bit of durt never hurt anyone.

We are all human.

Are you saying you never googled a blue waffle.

uch · 13-09-2014 1:06am

cruais wrote: »

A bit of durt never hurt anyone.

We are all human.

Are you saying you never googled a blue waffle.

YES

TheBegotten · 13-09-2014 1:23am

Ok, how much of the original post was euphemism? I read it as his mate's laptop being full of dust and he wants to tell Bruce Springsteen.

jill_valentine · 13-09-2014 1:30am

I'm going to make my first million by inventing a dead man's switch for people's laptops.

Canis Lupus · 13-09-2014 1:37am

uch wrote: »

It was full of Durt, Should I just clean it and say nothing? or should I tell the Boss

I'd be more worried about now being responsible for everything that goes wrong with it in the future.

Sir Arthur Daley · 13-09-2014 1:39am

jill_valentine wrote: »

I'm going to make my first million by inventing a dead man's switch for people's laptops.

Already invented, its called a hammer.

jill_valentine · 13-09-2014 1:54am

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Already invented, its called a hammer.

You'd have to die holding the hammer over the laptop though?

yuloni · 13-09-2014 2:19am

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Sir Arthur Daley · 13-09-2014 2:22am

yuloni wrote: »

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Would cillitbang work to clean one?

foggy_lad · 13-09-2014 2:22am

TheBegotten wrote: »

Ok, how much of the original post was euphemism? I read it as his mate's laptop being full of dust and he wants to tell Bruce Springsteen.

I'm hoping for a recipe for blueberry waffles

jill_valentine · 13-09-2014 2:29am

The most distressing thing I've ever stumbled over at work was a set of topless photos of the actress who plays Gail Platt, on somebody's traded in PS3. Lots of them. The only other photos on there were of what seemed to be the guy and his - very attractive, and not at all Gail Platty - girlfriend.

Now, I'm all about no judgy, and I thought by then I was basically immune to the most unconventional and graphic of pornographic fetishes, but there was something about the fact that it was Gail Platt specifically, and that there were so many of them, and the fact that it was on a PS3, that all added up to a little more than I was prepared for.

If that was you, sorry. But I do want you to know we called everybody else over to see them too.

yuloni · 13-09-2014 2:30am

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Long Gone · 13-09-2014 6:36am

uch wrote: »

It was full of Durt, Should I just clean it and say nothing? or should I tell the Boss

Was it dirt or smut ?

Reindeer · 13-09-2014 7:03am

Snitches are bitches.

the PETA files · 13-09-2014 7:25am

I have never cleaned my laptop. Should I?

Capt'n Midnight · 13-09-2014 1:20pm

the PETA files wrote: »

I have never cleaned my laptop. Should I?

oh course

get some ambersil, spray it on a cloth first though

and use a vacuum cleaner on the fan and keyboard too , use a fine mesh or sock over the end to stop it taking off any keys

The Diabolical Monocle · 13-09-2014 1:41pm

let he without pr0n cast the first email.

DLMA23 · 13-09-2014 2:49pm

foggy_lad wrote: »

I'm hoping for a recipe for blueberry waffles

Enjoy

http://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/blueberry-waffles-with-blueberry-sauce

Spook_ie · 13-09-2014 3:54pm

Sir Arthur Daley wrote: »

Would cillitbang work to clean one?

No but clittibang might

Son Of A Vidic · 13-09-2014 5:02pm

jill_valentine wrote: »

The most distressing thing I've ever stumbled over at work was a set of topless photos of the actress who plays Gail Platt

Had to Google who that was............................and just ran out of eye bleach.

Ralf and Florian · 13-09-2014 5:07pm

Me mate?That sounds like something prehistoric men might have said to let their other halves know they were feeling horny.

jill_valentine · 13-09-2014 5:15pm

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Had to Google who that was............................and just ran out of eye bleach.

And there were so many. So many.

Fat Christy · 13-09-2014 5:34pm

What sort of stuff, porno pics? I can't understand why someone would save them to their pooter. When I watch porn I go incognito on my own laptop...you can never be too careful. BF knows full well I watch but I'd be mega embarrassed if he found any saved on my laptop.

I also can't understand people looking up at porn at work, why would you risk it?

I just fixed me mates laptop

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