Taxi talk

InReality · 12-09-2014 9:34pm #1

So dublin taxi driver was telling me

1) He needed to pass an exam with 85% , 'black lads' can pass with 35%
2) 'They' get a 22k back to work grant to buy a car

Any of this true ?

Banjo String · 12-09-2014 9:36pm

InReality wrote: »

So dublin taxi driver was telling me

1) He needed to pass an exam with 85% , 'black lads' can pass with 35%
2) 'They' get a 22k back to work grant to buy a car

Any of this true ?

And the black taxi drivers wives get fcukin free prams for their sprogs. :mad:

PizzamanIRL · 12-09-2014 9:37pm

Are ya busy tonight?

kneemos · 12-09-2014 9:40pm

Taxi driver complains when somebody else wants to do what he does.

somuj · 12-09-2014 9:40pm

Was on the news

tomwaterford · 12-09-2014 9:40pm

InReality wrote: »

So dublin taxi driver was telling me

1) He needed to pass an exam with 85% , 'black lads' can pass with 35%
2) 'They' get a 22k back to work grant to buy a car

Any of this true ?

must be....sure taxi drivers are practically talking bibles!!!:pac:

Banjo String · 12-09-2014 9:40pm

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Are ya busy tonight?

What time did ya on from?

Son Of A Vidic · 12-09-2014 9:48pm

InReality wrote: »

Taxi talk

Taxi talk in 1994

Customer: "Are you busy tonight?"

Taxi Driver: *Garbled grunting & incoherent ranting followed by* "No, it's been very quiet every night, need to pack this shyte in."

Taxi talk in 2004

Customer: "Are you busy tonight?"

Taxi Driver: *Garbled grunting & incoherent ranting followed by* "No, it's been very quiet every night, need to pack this shyte in."

Taxi talk in 2014

Customer: "Are you busy tonight?"

Taxi Driver: *Garbled grunting & incoherent ranting followed by* "No, it's been very quiet every night, need to pack this shyte in."

Mariasofia · 12-09-2014 9:50pm

Strangely enough I never remember the taxi talk on the way home!
Last night out my friend tells me...."god you were very funny on the way home last night, the taxi man got a great kick out of you!"
/cringed at total blank!!

Diemos · 12-09-2014 9:55pm

My barber once told me that he plays a game while travelling in a taxi, "I just out racist them, start gently and then build it up, see how far I can push them before they disagree with me. I got to burn their houses down with the wife and kids in it with one guy....."

Jhcx · 12-09-2014 9:58pm

GTHe trick is to sweet talk the taxi driver. I do have great chats with them. had one guy looked like Bob Geldof. Come to think of it sometimes i think it was Bob Geldof