Selling your soul to the devil..ever think about it?

WinnyThePoo

I was checking a cool wiki article about a short story about a farmer selling his soul to the devil for seven years of prosperity before being taken to hell. In the story the farmer actually survives and doesn't go to hell in end, well until he actually dies maybe(if there is heaven and hell and there is a god).
Most of you have heard about about the blues guitarist Robert Johnson selling his devil to play the blues.

I remember a few years ago saying out loud I'd sell my soul for wealth one night drunk walking home alone. I was calling out the devil but he never showed the big f*cking eejit.

Would you sell your soul(wtf is a soul anyway) for something?

What would it be?

Czarcasm

I would, but there's not much of a market for second-hand souls

pajor

A doughnut of course.

WinnyThePoo

Czarcasm wrote: »

I would, but there's not much of a market for second-hand souls

Don't put yourself down Czar. Just needs abit of polish and a smile.

CatLou

If I believed in having a soul and therefore in eternal life, I think that would be a pretty bad bargain.

So, no.

The Backwards Man

Devil tried to take my soul once. I told him

I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret
'cause I'm the best there's ever been

DLMA23

Offered it up many's a time, auld Nick ain't biting :rolleyes: :mad:

Bongalongherb

RainMan. How do I go about selling my soul to this devil ? I am left with no choice now.

Penny Tration

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Devil tried to take my soul once. I told him

I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret
'cause I'm the best there's ever been

Words can't describe how much I love that song.

The Backwards Man

green_screen wrote: »

Words can't describe how much I love that song.

But. . but. . but . . you're a Dub!!


:pac:

Penny Tration

The Backwards Man wrote: »

But. . but. . but . . you're a Dub!!


:pac:

Shut up, don't be telling everyone

Bongalongherb

It looks like a lot of stars sold their souls to RainMan, how do they do it, does he have a telephone number or something ?

http://www.answers.com/Q/Which_singer_sold_their_self_to_the_devil_called_rain_man

Red Nissan

When I was growing up it would have been women and sex. I was brought up to believe in a devil but he seemingly was on holidays at the time so he never got my request.

Norw of course, I no longer believe in either of them.

AnonoBoy

The worst thing about selling your soul to the devil is that automatic doors don't work properly for you after that.

It's really embarrassing bumping into them when you're trying to stride confidently into a 24 hour sex shop.

Bongalongherb

Ah, all I have to do is summon it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSt0nDMw5bk

corner of hells

AnonoBoy wrote: »

The worst thing about selling your soul to the devil is that automatic doors don't work properly for you after that.

It's really embarrassing bumping into them when you're trying to stride confidently into a 24 hour sex shop.

Especially if you have a boner at the time.

AnonoBoy

corner of hells wrote: »

Especially if you have a boner at the time.

I don't hang around with any of the Bonners any more.

jimgoose

Dat ole Debbil turn up a-lookin' fo' my soul I's gwyne take an' hoof him wan in de ballacks reel good, a hollerin' "Geddouttahere, you mean ole debbil!". So in short, um, no probably.

caustic 1

Every day

YFlyer

Some woman from New Mexico was trying to sell her soul on eBay.

kingchess

Bongalongherb wrote: »

Ah, all I have to do is summon it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSt0nDMw5bk

jaysus,I am old enough to remember that one.and for some reason I have never forgotten it,

FullblownRose

If you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

policarp

The Backwards Man wrote: »

But. . but. . but . . you're a Dub!!


:pac:

So,So,So, What?
Devils Advocate.

SimonTemplar

If someone offered me a decent amount of money for my "soul", I'd take it and laugh all the way to the bank

CrazyRabbit

I bought a product from Apple once. Does that count?

BeerBoobs

Tried to sell my soul for a night with Scarlett Johansson, however the big man said my soul was too tainted.

Bastard!

Red Nissan

The Devil must be real. I've posted in this thread earlier.

Anyway I'm out doing my walk and am using some of the outdoor gym equipment and up saddles this gorgeous blond Lithuanian girl in her 20s and we exercise together for a bit.

Heart is still going.

Watch out for what ye say here lads, the OP was probably working for the big man. :eek::cool::P:D

Pumpkinseeds

This.:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSsHvvYw3sA

Grayson

kingchess wrote: »

jaysus,I am old enough to remember that one.and for some reason I have never forgotten it,

That's one of my favourite episodes too and I think it's been 20 years since I last saw it.