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FAO ladies of boards - dating

  • 11-09-2014 11:45am
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    Would you date Oscar Pistorius?

    PROS:
    He's not a bad looking fella
    He's famous, so you could prob gain some fame.
    Potential to start your own perfume brand.
    Lots of money.
    When he f*cks you, you stay f*cled.

    CONS:
    He might murder you when you're taking a p*ss.


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  • #2
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    recylingbin wrote: »
    When he f*cks you, you stay f*cled.

    What?


  • #3
    Smart Bug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,368 ✭✭✭Smart Bug


    That's one awful username you got there guy.


  • #4
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Pro - if you take his legs, he can't run away.

    Cons - it's painful when his spring loaded legs hit you in the gee during doggystyle.


  • #5
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Considering he killed his other half on Valentine's Day, would-be gf's should bare this in mind.


    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Glorious
    Don't Open the Door
    To Oscar Pistorious.


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Glorious
    Don't Open the Door
    To Oscar Pistorious.

    Eh..... not opening the door would be a very bad move in this case.


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  • #7
    Omackeral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Eh..... not opening the door would be a very bad move in this case.

    touché. Should have been "don't shut the door on Oscar Pistorious!"


  • #8
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    recylingbin wrote: »
    Would you date Oscar Pistorius?

    PROS:
    He's not a bad looking fella
    He's famous, so you could prob gain some fame.
    Potential to start your own perfume brand.
    Lots of money.
    When he f*cks you, you stay f*cled.

    CONS:
    He might murder you when you're taking a p*ss.

    Sprayed ... by Pistorius


  • #9
    DLMA23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭DLMA23


    wazky wrote: »
    Pro - if you take his legs, he can't run away.

    Cons - it's painful when his spring loaded legs hit you in the gee during doggystyle.
    :pac::pac::pac:


  • #10
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    How many legs does it take to make Oscar pistoriosisisis eligible for the olympics?



















    2.


  • #11
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    This thread is kinda pathetic.


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  • #12
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Bafucin wrote: »
    This thread is kinda pathetic.

    Sorry but I've tears in my eyes from some of those responses I'm laughing so much.


  • #13
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    We would have so much in common......

    Doesnt take much to get him legless either.......


  • #14
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Considering he killed his other half on Valentine's Day, would-be gf's should bare this in mind.


    Roses Are Red
    Violets Are Glorious
    Don't Open the Door
    To Oscar Pistorious.

    The one that came out around the time was

    Roses are red,
    Violets are glorious,
    Don't try to surprise,
    Oscar Pistorious.


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