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what flavour Breakfast cereal would be marketed by your boards handle?

  • 04-09-2014 7:11am
    #1
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Here goes:
    For me gugleegeezers. Mint choc flavor crispies with frosty element. Gives the added milk a giz.
    What about your version?


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  • #2
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Barely There Wispy Wheat Threads.

    Gossamer thin yet full of fibre.

    Perfect for a fat [EMAIL="bast@rd"]bast@rd[/EMAIL] looking to lose weight.


  • #3
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Celly smuntz

    The favorite family cereal flavoured between a piece of mackeral and a 9volt battery.

    Munch the smuntz.


  • #4
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    Truthabix.

    Phytic acid and gluten rich sawdust.

    Blocking mineral absorption since 1897.

    Like sandpaper on your colon or your money back.


  • #5
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Spaghetti alla carbonara


  • #6
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Banana flavored hammock flakes. With cheese.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #7
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Aglomerado Mojado: Soggy chipboard.


  • #8
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Barely There wrote: »
    Barely There Wispy Wheat Threads.

    Gossamer thin yet full of fibre.

    Perfect for a fat [EMAIL="bast@rd"]bast@rd[/EMAIL] looking to lose weight.

    I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops, Oh yeah.


  • #9
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    PJ's Cereal Killer

    (Who is now doing Porridge)


  • #10
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    Cheesy Banjo String flakes. :eek:


  • #11
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Wild Oats - 'nuff said.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • #12
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Efb

    Extra fibre bran

    Rough and Regular


  • #13
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Beer - OH YEAH!


  • #14
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Bollockos
    Corn oats rice and semen.


  • #15
    mickstupp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭mickstupp


    Multicoloured Coco Frosted Shredded Wheatabix Flaked Doughnut Seeds.


  • #16
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Smashed up bacon bits, because... bacon!!!!!


  • #17
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Donkey Oaty's Honey-Coated Funky Oatmeal Allsorts.

    "They're grrrrreat!"


  • #18
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    "Wake up and smell the Carcass"

    Road kill in a bowl...with sugar on top.


  • #19
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Machete julienned bacon strip flakes paid for with menaces.


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Bob.Carcass wrote: »
    "Wake up and smell the Carcass"

    Road kill in a bowl...with sugar on top.

    Kids will love it.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #21
    Ken Shamrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,192 ✭✭✭Ken Shamrock


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    Kids will love it.

    Fingers crossed, put a fluffy bunny on the packaging and bam! i'm a millionaire.


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  • #22
    fizzypish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Fizzypish: Its free and nutritious.


  • #23
    Packrat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭Packrat


    Endorat grains.... or rattabix blocks.

    “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”



  • #24
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Bob.Carcass wrote: »
    "Wake up and smell the Carcass"

    Road kill in a bowl...with sugar on top.
    Recycled rodent eh? Waddabout ' I love the smell of squashed squirrel in the morning'


  • #25
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Scummers Delight

    Dutch gold and Taco Kebab Flavoured Weetabix


  • #26
    Iranoutofideas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭Iranoutofideas


    Secret flavour


  • #27
    Mankyspuds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 156 ✭✭Mankyspuds


    Have a feeling no matter what tagline i make up I won't sell a single one.


  • #28
    Mince Pie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    Erm...........


  • #29
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Cry Freedom Flakes


  • #30
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    antodeco wrote: »
    Scummers Delight

    Dutch gold and Taco Kebab Flavoured Weetabix
    Winner. I'm bust at the moment bud, so no prize for ya.

    Where's that Czarcasm. Have'nt seen him at all on this thread. Fookin' disgrace.


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  • #31
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,602 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    /waits for Cereal Rapist.


  • #32
    knickerbocker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭knickerbocker


    Part of me thinks I should stay out of this..... but here goes:

    Knickerbocker's Fannybatter flakes.... Just add milk.


  • #33
    dgt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,985 ✭✭✭✭dgt


    dgt's morning starts with a deceptively great tasting cereal, made with real newspaper!

    Best served with monster for your 300% rda of AWESOME SAUCES


  • #34
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    gugleguy wrote: »
    Winner. I'm bust at the moment bud, so no prize for ya.

    Where's that Czarcasm. Have'nt seen him at all on this thread. Fookin' disgrace.


    I haven't eaten breakfast cereals in years, unless by breakfast you mean a mug of coffee that tastes like it was scooped off the bottom of the liffey, and a smoke :D


    Weetabix or porridge the odd time at the weekend... :o


  • #35
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,581 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Bollockos
    Corn oats rice and semen.

    Like frosties, but salty.

    Kowloon: Hong Kong style breakfast cereal with unidentifiable bits of chicken organs.


  • #36
    Khloe Green Nectar
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Khloe Green Nectar


    Strawberry ... just to confuse them


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  • #37
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Where's that Christy wan?


  • #38
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    uch's cardboard flavoured cotton woolabix

    21/25



  • #39
    Sugar Free
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,639 ✭✭✭Sugar Free


    Ugh...porridge

    <----


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Candie Corn Pops, a reality.

    http://imgs.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sfmoms/2010/11/11/candycornpops.jpg


  • #41
    mphalo1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭mphalo1


    u


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  • #42
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    mphalo1 wrote: »
    u
    I'm quite inedible.
    No cannibals in AH please.


  • #43
    mphalo1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭mphalo1


    that was my phone in my pocket that was unintended sorry.


  • #44
    The One Who Knocks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭The One Who Knocks


    I already have my own cereal.. ;)


  • #45
    thecornflake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭thecornflake


    yeahhhhh erm . . . . . . . flakes of ermmmm . . . . rice ???


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