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caugth peeing on my sons floor

preytec · 2014-09-01 02:42:20

i was sp drunk i went up stairs and pee'ed on my son's floor. i woke him up but i made it seem like i was looking out his window. i went back to clean it up but i think he's on to me, does anyone know how much is a fair prise to pay for him to forget???

01-09-2014 2:42am

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preytec

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i was sp drunk i went up stairs and pee'ed on my son's floor. i woke him up but i made it seem like i was looking out his window.

i went back to clean it up but i think he's on to me,

does anyone know how much is a fair prise to pay for him to forget???

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#2 01-09-2014 2:42am

The Pheasant2

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Christ...

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#3 01-09-2014 2:43am

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And yet sober enough to post, if not to spellcheck and punctuate...

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#4 01-09-2014 2:46am

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Peeing on the floor?
What you mean was you were urinating on a false widow spider in an attempt to kill it and save your family.

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#5 01-09-2014 2:46am

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lol

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#6 01-09-2014 2:50am

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If his mother says anything your rebuttal must be at least I didn't piss on him!!

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#7 01-09-2014 2:52am

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Go home you're drunk!

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#8 01-09-2014 2:53am

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A bajillion euro.

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#9 01-09-2014 3:00am

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"Hey, son, I pissed on your floor last night. How much money do you need to forget this ever happened?"

"It's cool, dad, Just please don't ever try to pay me for this kind of thing again."

Everyone pisses in the wrong room/place at some time or another. If you did a good job of cleaning up, and there is no lingering smell, then learn and move on. Admit to your son what you did, and apologise for doing it. You may have taken a wrong turn at the top of the stairs, while you were bursting to pee...

How much money? No amount tbh.

The real issue is asking this question in the first place.

Not your ornery onager

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#10 01-09-2014 3:02am

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Esel wrote: »

Everyone pisses in the wrong room/place at some time or another.

No we don't...

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#11 01-09-2014 3:02am

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The OP is really taking the piss.

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#12 01-09-2014 3:12am

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Stay classy OP

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#13 01-09-2014 3:18am

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Plot twist: The son sleeps in the bathroom.

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#14 01-09-2014 3:18am

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Blast him with.......nevermind

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#15 01-09-2014 3:42am

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What the hell did I just read?

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#16 01-09-2014 4:42am

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quit the booze

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#17 01-09-2014 4:56am

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preytec wrote: »

does anyone know how much is a fair prise to pay for him to forget???

Staying sober.

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#18 01-09-2014 5:11am

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I think he should up the stakes and go and plop in your sock drawer

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#19 01-09-2014 5:59am

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Hey son, you know that thing you used to do in my house for years? Well guess what, karma's a bitch.

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#20 01-09-2014 6:14am

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nuxxx wrote: »

quit the booze

X2

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#21 01-09-2014 6:37am

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WILL NEVER LOG OFF wrote: »

No we don't...

The extreme cases don't even remember doing it....

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#22 01-09-2014 7:07am

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Tell him its your house and you make the rules

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#23 01-09-2014 7:09am

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What a wonderful role model.

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#24 01-09-2014 7:15am

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Just remember this day when your son comes in blind drunk and urinates on your bedroom floor.

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#25 01-09-2014 7:30am

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Is that you Slash?

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#26 01-09-2014 7:38am

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How old is your son?

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#27 01-09-2014 8:30am

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Why would you not just piss in the toilet?

It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.
Terry Pratchet

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#28 01-09-2014 9:25am

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My dad used to fill up his shoes.

An old workmate of mine was caught pissing down his stairs (in his forties).
He also took a dump in the bath, trod in it, footprints down the hallway and back into bed with his wife.

Women, aren't we a great laugh at times?

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#29 01-09-2014 9:32am

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The Monday pee thread. Just a Wee bit of fun.

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#30 01-09-2014 9:33am

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OP, you were only marking your territory. Show your son who's boss:

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#31 01-09-2014 9:36am

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preytec wrote: »

i was sp drunk i went up stairs and pee'ed on my son's floor. i woke him up but i made it seem like i was looking out his window.

i went back to clean it up but i think he's on to me,

does anyone know how much is a fair prise to pay for him to forget???

So let me get this straight You were looking out your sons window at 03:30 approximately with your flute hanging out, possibly dribbling all over the place? Did you stop píssing and put it away before you started to look out the window or did you do it with flute in hand? Wooden floor or carpet?

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#32 01-09-2014 9:37am

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Trying to explain the socks in the wash basket that stink of piss should be great craic. Sort of brings new meaning to the phrase "pissing it up again the wall"

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#33 01-09-2014 9:42am

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What if there'd been some sort of medical emergency where your soon needed to be taken to the hospital? How useful do you think you would hve been? You were so wasted you actually pissed on your son's floor. So out of it that you couldn't tell the difference between his bedroom and a toilet. OP, you almost sound amused by it, it's not healthy and even if you do buy him off he's never going to forget that incident.

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#34 01-09-2014 9:42am

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Supermacs guy?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057065274

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#35 01-09-2014 9:44am

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Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

What if there'd been some sort of medical emergency where your soon needed to be taken to the hospital? How useful do you think you would hve been? You were so wasted you actually pissed on your son's floor. So out of it that you couldn't tell the difference between his bedroom and a toilet. OP, you almost sound amused by it, it's not healthy and even if you do buy him off he's never going to forget that incident.

Well if the medical emergency included a jellyfish sting then the OP would be have been on hand to deal with it.

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#36 01-09-2014 9:44am

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It's very simple. Move his bed and clothing into the bathroom and tell him it's new room.

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#37 01-09-2014 9:45am

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I can't know how you are not embarrassed at what you have done, you almost sound proud. Durty fec ker, if I were you I would be ashamed your son saw you in that state even before the pissing on the floor bit.

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#38 01-09-2014 9:48am

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I would say your Son is Pissed with you !!

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#39 01-09-2014 9:51am

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If you let yourself get drunk enough that you think it's ok to pee on anyone's bedroom floor then I think you have a problem and you need.

I don't think there's any price high enough to make your son forgive, except to stop drinking.

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#40 01-09-2014 9:57am

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AudreyHepburn wrote: »

If you let yourself get drunk enough that you think it's ok to pee on anyone's bedroom floor then I think you have a problem and you need.

I don't think there's any price high enough to make your son forgive, except to stop drinking.

In fairness, some people are midnight píssers, I knew a chap that would píss all over the house, even after 1 can of beer. It got to the stage that he started to píss into pint glasses and line them up on the window sill in his bedroom. But I think that was just down to laziness, to him the toilet was too far away.

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#41 01-09-2014 10:02am

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This must be a man thing. I've never heard of a woman drunkenly pissing round the house..

Ye's are animals!

OP if you were wasted enough to PISS ON YOUR SONS BEDROOM FLOOR - How did you consciously 'make it look like' you were looking out the window?

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#42 01-09-2014 10:12am

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Thread should be like your son's floor: sticky

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#43 01-09-2014 11:07am

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AudreyHepburn wrote: »

I don't think there's any price high enough to make your son forgive, except to stop drinking.

in a nutshell OP

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#44 01-09-2014 11:48am

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Just buy him a toy truck or whatever, it doesn't really matter, nothing will change the fact that you got hammered and pissed in your sons room while he was sleeping.

For fcuking shame!!

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#45 01-09-2014 12:08pm

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Esel wrote: »

Everyone pisses in the wrong room/place at some time or another.

Staying in a hostel once and "the drunk guy" came in doing the hilarious trying to be quiet but actually making more noise thing. Collapsed into bed for a while, then got up and pissed a full bladder onto someone's bed. Good times

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#46 01-09-2014 12:12pm

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#47 01-09-2014 12:51pm

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WILL NEVER LOG OFF wrote: »

No we don't...

Its fairly common from my experience, plenty of people I know have stories of random pi*sing when baloobas drunk after a feed of pints. Usually the corner of your own room though is the common place.

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#48 01-09-2014 1:34pm

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Sloan Abundant Crate wrote: »

Its fairly common from my experience, plenty of people I know have stories of random pi*sing when baloobas drunk after a feed of pints. Usually the corner of your own room though is the common place.

I don't know anyone who p*sses on the floors of their homes.

It's not common place, even if it's common in your circle.

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#49 01-09-2014 1:37pm

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I didn't need to pee before I read this thread.

Brb...

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#51 01-09-2014 7:38pm

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I woke up to find one of my buddies giving a golden shower to one of the others lads who were in the room, completely oblivious to what he was at, the other guy woke and started ****in him from a height, the aggressor only turned whilst mumbling "**** sake, can't even have a piss in peace around here "

Don't worry op, it's happened more people than will readily admit it

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