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What's The Worst Pain You've Ever Experienced?

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  • #32
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    BDJW wrote: »
    Cutting my eyeball was the most painful thing that's ever happened!
    That's the most painful thing I've ever read.

    How did you manage that?


  • #33
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    The day I decided to fist myself without lube…


  • #34
    Luke92
    Registered Users Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Luke92


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Jesus you've had it bad!

    Hasn't been a pretty year! Lots of painkillers helped a little!


  • #35
    The Peanut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,169 ✭✭✭The Peanut


    SmokeyEyes wrote: »
    I hate to say the obvious, but childbirth. :D
    !

    Seconded!! I was drained watching my wife.


  • #36
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    I read the book about the Richardson Gang from London. Of all the methods of torture, sticking your fingers in to somebody eyes is the most painful.


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  • #37
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Deranged96 wrote: »
    I was helping my dad unload bullocks an animal from an cattle box animal enclosure a few years ago, and we were using a gate at the left side of the trailer to prevent the bullocks animal from going back behind the trailer.
    When what i thought was the last bullock animal had gone i swung the gate back around only to have another bullock animal leap out of the box and tackle the gate, throwing me to the wall and then wedging me between the gate and the wall with the animal applying pressure.

    many bruised ribs, much pain

    translation courtesy of google translate: farmer speak to english


  • #38
    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    MS.ing wrote: »
    a pilot dropping the plane too fast on approach.

    felt like someone stuck razors in my ear drumms for about 15 minutes :(

    the utter cnut :mad:

    Be more painful if the plane crashed.


  • #39
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    MS.ing wrote: »
    translation courtesy of google translate: farmer speak to english
    Yeah, because only a farmer knows what a bullock is.

    Are you 5?


  • #40
    AulBiddy
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    I had a very bad bout of tonsillitis once too. So swollen that it blocked all my breathing with a 41°C temp. I have always had problems with swollen glands and swollen tonsils but there was nothing like this, it was like slow suffocation.
    Also had appendicitis, that hurt like fxck, horrible fever and horrific pain.

    And of course cramps, getting them so bad you're stuck in the one spot is the worst and mine always go down my legs and just kill all mobility in them


  • #41
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Lego. The pain.


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  • #42
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users Posts: 5,148 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    The heartache I felt when I read about your painful toothache :(

    My heart literally ached


  • #43
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    SmokeyEyes wrote: »
    I hate to say the obvious, but childbirth. :D

    I only gave birth 10 weeks ago so it's pretty fresh in my mind! It's such an unusual overwhelming pain that builds and builds and then ebbs away to nothing until you have 60 seconds of feeling completely normal waiting for it to come back. But at it's height it feels like you're splitting in two down there! I have a good threshold for pain but I was clinging to the bed screaming like a banshee for parts of it:o I have to say though, out of all the terrible pain you could have, experiencing it for a positive reason makes it less scary and horrible so in that sense it's easier to go through and the second it's over and you have your baby, you'd do it again in a heartbeat!

    sounds like an average sex session involving my foreskin being rolled back :rolleyes:


  • #44
    TGJD
    Registered Users Posts: 432 ✭✭TGJD


    Severe piriformis spasm causing extremely bad sciatica. The slighest movement and my leg would feel like it had been crushed. Couldn't walk and even got chills. Only lasts an hour anytime it happens and it's rare enough.


  • #45
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Having surgical wounds packed every day, then every other day for weeks. The first dressing change is the worst. By 'packed' I mean that post surgery they pack a lot of stuff into the wound. That all has to be pulled out slowly to be changed, you feel it agonisingly coming out. Then, they poke fresh stuff into the raw deep wound using a tweezers.

    It really really really is as bad as it sounds. The last one I had done was so bad I screamed all the way through it, and I've had a lot of experience with chronic acute pain and surgery so I have a very high pain threshold. The nurses knew it was going to be bad so they'd requested the surgeon come down to authorise a nerve block before they did the dressing change, he was too busy apparently. They made a formal complaint about him for it anyway. That was in the Uk.


  • #46
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Nib wrote: »
    That's the most painful thing I've ever read.

    How did you manage that?

    Was playing rugby, went to tackle a guy, he went to hand me off and his finger went straight into my eye. His fingernail cut the eyeball, you could actually see the shape of his fingernail in my eyeball!


  • #47
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Nib wrote: »
    Yeah, because only a farmer knows what a bullock is.

    Are you 5?

    im not the one crying about having a tooth ache for three days 3 hours


  • #48
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Anyone suffer from migraines?

    My best mate does. I remember him driving us to a football match one day and he turns to me a says he's pulling over. He stopped the car, let back his seat and told me to give him around 20 minutes. He lay there in agony. I felt so helpless, he told me there was nothing I could do. Genuinely felt bad for him. He gets them on average once a week. Poor fecker.


  • #49
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    Nib wrote: »
    Anyone suffer from migraines?

    My best mate does. I remember him driving us to a football match one day and he turns to me a says he's pulling over. He stopped the car, let back his seat and told me to give him around 20 minutes. He lay there in agony. I felt so helpless, he told me there was nothing I could do. Genuinely felt bad for him. He gets them on average once a week. Poor fecker.

    does his wife only ring him once a week?


  • #50
    whats_my_name
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭whats_my_name


    1) Gallstones - didn't know what they were for 2 years so complete & utter panic every time an attack came on, usually once a month.

    2) cant decide between torn ACL, PCL, MCL & meniscus & the prehab that followed or chronic sinitus.

    4) Childbirth


  • #51
    Deranged96
    Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    whats_my_name wrote: »
    1) Gallstones - didn't know what they were for 2 years so complete & utter panic every time an attack came on, usually once a month.

    2) cant decide between torn ACL, PCL, MCL & meniscus & the prehab that followed or chronic sinitus.

    4) Childbirth

    The last was so awful you forgot how to count? :p


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  • #52
    Deank
    Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Luke92 wrote: »
    Bone marrow test (its just a pain you have never felt before). Or the days after a lumbar puncture. Nothing gets rid of that head ache :(

    Or having an extremely bad kidney/bladder infection with a bleed on the bladder. Which results in having to pass blood clots through a highly irrated urethra. Oh god my poor penis hasn't been the same since!

    Ah fúck off with your pain tolerance, I nearly passed out reading that, the puff with the kidney stones needs to man up.


  • #53
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Getting a pole to the face and breaking my nose was fairly sore.

    I think when I done my neck in fairly badly was the worst. Couldn't do anything. You'd be surprised how much you rely on your neck throughout the day. :pac:


  • #54
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    the groutch wrote: »
    sounds like an abcess, I had one a few years ago, don't think anything has even come close to being as bad.

    it is in its ****e an abcess! when you have an abcess it goes on till the dentist does something about it, not stops after a measly 3hrs, what the op had was a sugar irritation from an overload of sweets, not even beginning to be close to scratching the arse of the same league my friend ;)


  • #55
    whats_my_name
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭whats_my_name


    Deranged96 wrote: »
    The last was so awful you forgot how to count? :p

    Now now smart ass...whatever one is number 2 the next one is number 3 therefore making childbirth number 4 :-P


  • #56
    Timmyctc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,825 ✭✭✭Timmyctc


    The pain in my heart....




    when boards wouldn't load up


  • #57
    Deank
    Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    El Guapo! wrote: »
    Getting a pole to the face and breaking my nose was fairly sore.

    I think when I done my neck in fairly badly was the worst. Couldn't do anything. You'd be surprised how much you rely on your neck throughout the day. :pac:

    Yup keeps you nice, honest and upright ;)


  • #58
    Dowl88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 167 ✭✭Dowl88


    Constipation for a week and then doing a ****e the width of a pringles can.


  • #59
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    MS.ing wrote: »
    so you had a toothache for a whole 3 1/2 hours :eek:

    jesus wept :rolleyes: pussy, youve clearly had some sheltered life
    MS.ing wrote: »
    translation courtesy of google translate: farmer speak to english
    MS.ing wrote: »
    sounds like an average sex session involving my foreskin being rolled back :rolleyes:
    MS.ing wrote: »
    im not the one crying about having a tooth ache for three days 3 hours
    MS.ing wrote: »
    does his wife only ring him once a week?
    MS.ing wrote: »
    it is in its ****e an abcess! when you have an abcess it goes on till the dentist does something about it, not stops after a measly 3hrs, what the op had was a sugar irritation from an overload of sweets, not even beginning to be close to scratching the arse of the same league my friend ;)
    Kindly fuck off.


  • #60
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    that time I died :(


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  • #61
    Deank
    Registered Users Posts: 7,238 ✭✭✭Deank


    Dowl88 wrote: »
    Constipation for a week and then doing a ****e the width of a pringles can.

    /Thread.

    We've got a winner.


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