What's The Worst Pain You've Ever Experienced?

Nib

Decided to treat myself on the way home from work today and bought a packet of those Trolly jellies. Sat down at 7pm and ate the whole bag, but it came at a price. I've just gotten over a toothache which lasted 3 and a half hours. I've never experienced pain like it. The whole right hand side of my face was throbbing with pain, I was head down on my bed clutching my pillow in agony. Thankfully my Mother arrived home a half hour ago and gave me these strong pain killers and some clove oil which has cured it. I'll admit it, I cried.

My previous best was when I was knocked down by a van when I was 15, broke my collar bone.

What's your most painful moment?

mickydoomsux

The pain of looking at yore ma's face.


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Gone Drinking

You're high on pain killers man..

Just so you know, you don't get a tooth ache for no reason. There's a problem there. Go dentist!!

Nib

mickydoomsux wrote: »

The pain of looking at yore ma's face.

Enjoy your yellow card.

pajor

Ingrown toenail removal without proper anesthetic

The Rabbit

Kidney stone, now, agony.

Might lie on the tiles for a bit.

Lia_lia

Another one of these threads

Dislocated kneecap with torn ligament was pretty painful. Waiting in the A+E for 5 hours with a dislocated kneecap especially!

Also had a dry socket once. Not as painful as the kneecap though..

whirlpool

Tonsillitis.

You may say wtf, but anyone who's had truly bad tonsillitis knows the score!

But no I've never had a disease, broken a bone, been hit by a car or fallen from a ten story building and landed on railings.

Banjo String

That day I had man flu.

Luke92

Bone marrow test (its just a pain you have never felt before). Or the days after a lumbar puncture. Nothing gets rid of that head ache

Or having an extremely bad kidney/bladder infection with a bleed on the bladder. Which results in having to pass blood clots through a highly irrated urethra. Oh god my poor penis hasn't been the same since!

MS.ing

so you had a toothache for a whole 3 1/2 hours :eek:

jesus wept :rolleyes: pussy, youve clearly had some sheltered life

Dowl88

Whats worse getting kicked in the balls or giving birth?

You don't see men going back for a second kick in the balls!

Mr. Incognito

whirlpool wrote: »

Tonsillitis.

You may say wtf, but anyone who's had truly bad tonsillitis knows the score!

But no I've never had a disease, broken a bone, been hit by a car or fallen from a ten story building and landed on railings.

This. Fainted from it

Tokyo

I stood on a lego once....

whirlpool

Luke92 wrote: »

Bone marrow test (its just a pain you have never felt before). Or the days after a lumbar puncture. Nothing gets rid of that head ache

Or having an extremely bad kidney/bladder infection with a bleed on the bladder. Which results in having to pass blood clots through a highly irrated urethra. Oh god my poor penis hasn't been the same since!

Jesus you've had it bad!

ear infections

orchidsrpretty

Had a really bad ear infection that wouldn't clear. My eardrums were leaking fluid and I couldn't eat or move my head for over a week as every time I moved my jaw the agony was just too much to bear. That was when I was about 13 and I'll never forget just how awful it was.

I feel so sorry for people who suffer from chronic pain. Couldn't think of anything worse.

Tigger

I stood on an upturned plug

Worse than when I was ran over (over not hit out if the way) by a car

preytec

Banjo String wrote: »

That day I had man flu.

I feel you brother.

Op, tooth ache, was bad for me, got it on a Saturday night and could not get it sorted till Monday. It was worse than going without food for 2 weeks.

KERSPLAT!

I'm an electrician by trade. Was working in a kitchen one day changing over socket plates when the aul lad working with me decided to start testing sockets. The sockets were above the counter so I was leaning on a stainless steel counter top, just putting the live cables into position, next thing I'm on the ground with a chippy standing over me laughing.

I was obviously touching the copper when the aul lad flicked the switch. I've never felt pain like it before. The only way I can describe it is, it was like two balls of energy shooting from the cables, through my hands and up my arms but the balls were expanding the whole way up and it felt like my arms were going to burst... serious pain. Blacked out for a couple of seconds

TLDR; Got whacked outta it!!

tosspot

whirlpool wrote: »

Tonsillitis.

You may say wtf, but anyone who's had truly bad tonsillitis knows the score!

But no I've never had a disease, broken a bone, been hit by a car or fallen from a ten story building and landed on railings.

Been in hospital on a drip with tonsilitis more than once and it is terribe but the worst pain was breaking both tibia and fibula in an accident. Not even close

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Cutting my eyeball was the most painful thing that's ever happened!

Deranged96

I was helping my dad unload bullocks from a cattle box a few years ago, and we were using a gate at the left side of the trailer to prevent the bullocks from going back behind the trailer.
When what i thought was the last bullock had gone i swung the gate back around only to have another bullock leap out of the box and tackle the gate, throwing me to the wall and then wedging me between the gate and the wall with the animal applying pressure.

many bruised ribs, much pain

BDJW

BDJW wrote: »

Cutting my eyeball was the most painful thing that's ever happened!

I'M CURRENTLY TYPING WITH MY HAND OVER MY EYES NOW THANK YOU

O.A.P

1. Punctured lung sore as **** and it happened to me twice
2. Sunburned my legs once very badly
3. Swollen appendix or tooth ache on a par

Dr Turk Turkelton

The Rabbit wrote: »

Kidney stone, now, agony.

Might lie on the tiles for a bit.

Get into a really hot bath.
Small bit of relief but it's all that ever worked for me. (Apart from morphine and oxycotin.)

MS.ing

a pilot dropping the plane too fast on approach.

felt like someone stuck razors in my ear drumms for about 15 minutes

the utter cnut :mad:

SmokeyEyes

I hate to say the obvious, but childbirth.

I only gave birth 10 weeks ago so it's pretty fresh in my mind! It's such an unusual overwhelming pain that builds and builds and then ebbs away to nothing until you have 60 seconds of feeling completely normal waiting for it to come back. But at it's height it feels like you're splitting in two down there! I have a good threshold for pain but I was clinging to the bed screaming like a banshee for parts of it:o I have to say though, out of all the terrible pain you could have, experiencing it for a positive reason makes it less scary and horrible so in that sense it's easier to go through and the second it's over and you have your baby, you'd do it again in a heartbeat!

the groutch

Nib wrote: »

Decided to treat myself on the way home from work today and bought a packet of those Trolly jellies. Sat down at 7pm and ate the whole bag, but it came at a price. I've just gotten over a toothache which lasted 3 and a half hours. I've never experienced pain like it. The whole right hand side of my face was throbbing with pain, I was head down on my bed clutching my pillow in agony. Thankfully my Mother arrived home a half hour ago and gave me these strong pain killers and some clove oil which has cured it. I'll admit it, I cried.

sounds like an abcess, I had one a few years ago, don't think anything has even come close to being as bad.

NeonCookies

Tonsillitis here too.

I'd never had it until my early 20's, so when it started I assumed it was just a sore throat or something. By the time I realised something else was wrong, even breathing hurt. The sides of my face, and all down my neck were swollen. When the doctor looked at my throat even he went "ugh!"

Had it a few times since, and while painful, I've caught it in time for it not to be agony.

Tail Docker

The Rabbit wrote: »

Kidney stone, now, agony.

Might lie on the tiles for a bit.

It could also be liver failure...just saying like.

Nib

BDJW wrote: »

Cutting my eyeball was the most painful thing that's ever happened!

That's the most painful thing I've ever read.

How did you manage that?

mad muffin

The day I decided to fist myself without lube…

Luke92

whirlpool wrote: »

Jesus you've had it bad!

Hasn't been a pretty year! Lots of painkillers helped a little!

The Peanut

SmokeyEyes wrote: »

I hate to say the obvious, but childbirth.
!

Seconded!! I was drained watching my wife.

YFlyer

I read the book about the Richardson Gang from London. Of all the methods of torture, sticking your fingers in to somebody eyes is the most painful.

MS.ing

Deranged96 wrote: »

I was helping my dad unload bullocks an animal from an cattle box animal enclosure a few years ago, and we were using a gate at the left side of the trailer to prevent the bullocks animal from going back behind the trailer.
When what i thought was the last bullock animal had gone i swung the gate back around only to have another bullock animal leap out of the box and tackle the gate, throwing me to the wall and then wedging me between the gate and the wall with the animal applying pressure.

many bruised ribs, much pain

translation courtesy of google translate: farmer speak to english

YFlyer

MS.ing wrote: »

a pilot dropping the plane too fast on approach.

felt like someone stuck razors in my ear drumms for about 15 minutes

the utter cnut :mad:

Be more painful if the plane crashed.

Nib

MS.ing wrote: »

translation courtesy of google translate: farmer speak to english

Yeah, because only a farmer knows what a bullock is.

Are you 5?

AulBiddy

I had a very bad bout of tonsillitis once too. So swollen that it blocked all my breathing with a 41°C temp. I have always had problems with swollen glands and swollen tonsils but there was nothing like this, it was like slow suffocation.
Also had appendicitis, that hurt like fxck, horrible fever and horrific pain.

And of course cramps, getting them so bad you're stuck in the one spot is the worst and mine always go down my legs and just kill all mobility in them

The One Doctor

Lego. The pain.

PizzamanIRL

The heartache I felt when I read about your painful toothache

My heart literally ached

MS.ing

SmokeyEyes wrote: »

I hate to say the obvious, but childbirth.

I only gave birth 10 weeks ago so it's pretty fresh in my mind! It's such an unusual overwhelming pain that builds and builds and then ebbs away to nothing until you have 60 seconds of feeling completely normal waiting for it to come back. But at it's height it feels like you're splitting in two down there! I have a good threshold for pain but I was clinging to the bed screaming like a banshee for parts of it:o I have to say though, out of all the terrible pain you could have, experiencing it for a positive reason makes it less scary and horrible so in that sense it's easier to go through and the second it's over and you have your baby, you'd do it again in a heartbeat!

sounds like an average sex session involving my foreskin being rolled back :rolleyes:

TGJD

Severe piriformis spasm causing extremely bad sciatica. The slighest movement and my leg would feel like it had been crushed. Couldn't walk and even got chills. Only lasts an hour anytime it happens and it's rare enough.

Pumpkinseeds

Having surgical wounds packed every day, then every other day for weeks. The first dressing change is the worst. By 'packed' I mean that post surgery they pack a lot of stuff into the wound. That all has to be pulled out slowly to be changed, you feel it agonisingly coming out. Then, they poke fresh stuff into the raw deep wound using a tweezers.

It really really really is as bad as it sounds. The last one I had done was so bad I screamed all the way through it, and I've had a lot of experience with chronic acute pain and surgery so I have a very high pain threshold. The nurses knew it was going to be bad so they'd requested the surgeon come down to authorise a nerve block before they did the dressing change, he was too busy apparently. They made a formal complaint about him for it anyway. That was in the Uk.

omb0wyn5ehpij9

Nib wrote: »

That's the most painful thing I've ever read.

How did you manage that?

Was playing rugby, went to tackle a guy, he went to hand me off and his finger went straight into my eye. His fingernail cut the eyeball, you could actually see the shape of his fingernail in my eyeball!

MS.ing

Nib wrote: »

Yeah, because only a farmer knows what a bullock is.

Are you 5?

im not the one crying about having a tooth ache for three days 3 hours

Nib

Anyone suffer from migraines?

My best mate does. I remember him driving us to a football match one day and he turns to me a says he's pulling over. He stopped the car, let back his seat and told me to give him around 20 minutes. He lay there in agony. I felt so helpless, he told me there was nothing I could do. Genuinely felt bad for him. He gets them on average once a week. Poor fecker.

MS.ing

Nib wrote: »

Anyone suffer from migraines?

My best mate does. I remember him driving us to a football match one day and he turns to me a says he's pulling over. He stopped the car, let back his seat and told me to give him around 20 minutes. He lay there in agony. I felt so helpless, he told me there was nothing I could do. Genuinely felt bad for him. He gets them on average once a week. Poor fecker.

does his wife only ring him once a week?

whats_my_name

1) Gallstones - didn't know what they were for 2 years so complete & utter panic every time an attack came on, usually once a month.

2) cant decide between torn ACL, PCL, MCL & meniscus & the prehab that followed or chronic sinitus.

4) Childbirth

Deranged96

whats_my_name wrote: »

1) Gallstones - didn't know what they were for 2 years so complete & utter panic every time an attack came on, usually once a month.

2) cant decide between torn ACL, PCL, MCL & meniscus & the prehab that followed or chronic sinitus.

4) Childbirth

The last was so awful you forgot how to count?