Will i get into a club?

Davidf1

Hi everyone, im not sue where i should put this so sorry if its in the wrong place, my 18th birthday is next wednesday and my friend wants me to go out tonight to a club, The Palace in Navan, but im not 18 yet not until wednesday, do you think they will let me in tonight? Thanks

dmc17

They certainly won't if you tell them that you're not 18

Molester Stallone II

In Navan? Sure, just carry a pig under your arm & you'll be grand

Chucken

Maybe

Chucken

Probably not

Chance The Fapper

Davidf1 wrote: »

Hi everyone, im not sue where i should put this so sorry if its in the wrong place, my 18th birthday is next wednesday and my friend wants me to go out tonight to a club, The Palace in Navan, but im not 18 yet not until wednesday, do you think they will let me in tonight? Thanks

Palace is 21's, you won't get in at 17, unless you've a fake id, or a beard and enough confidence to walk straight in. If you've a group of lads who are 20 / 21 it helps, otherwise walk in with a girl as a couple.
Best bet is trying to get into the piano bar a bit earlier with a girl, and you can go straight into the club later on without going through the bouncers again

Chucken

Clubs are overrated

The Backwards Man

Someone here will have a definite answer for you.

Chucken

No

Snake

No. They're all extremely careful about underage drinkers so you will be asked for id

Chucken

Chance The Fapper wrote: »

Best bet is trying to get into the piano bar

Piano Bar! Well law dee daw.

Mariasofia

Just have a heart to heart with the bouncer. Tell him you"ll be 21 in 3 years and a couple of days. Theyre normally very understanding fellas about things like that.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

They're not that fussy in the palace in tullamore. 16/17 year olds are a normal sight in there. Although it might be a bit easier getting in as an underage girl. Is there a downstairs part you can drink in first? Just fall out of there and head upstairs.

Have you anyone's ID to borrow? Ah so close but yet so far!

mad muffin

Get your moobs out.

padd b1975

Davidf1 wrote: »

Hi everyone, im not sue where i should put this so sorry if its in the wrong place, my 18th birthday is next wednesday and my friend wants me to go out tonight to a club, The Palace in Navan, but im not 18 yet not until wednesday, do you think they will let me in tonight? Thanks

You can almost smell the glamour.

Chucken

Mariasofia wrote: »

Just have a heart to heart with the bouncer. Tell him you"ll be 21 in 3 years and a couple of days. Theyre normally very understanding fellas about things like that.

Door supervisor.;)

Mariasofia

Chucken wrote: »

Door supervisor.;)

Welcoming comittee??

kneemos

If you don't get in just fire some chicken at a window...always helps.

Talib Fiasco

Tell them you're only going in to buy loads of shots and pull a worldie and you'll be fine.

Podge83

Is this thread real?

Deank

padd b1975 wrote: »

You can almost smell the glamour.

The clubs out west must be a rockin so. Spotless linoleum no doubt.

Chucken

Deank wrote: »

The clubs out west must be a rockin so. Spotless linoleum no doubt.

'Scuse us. We upgraded to carpet tiles a few years back.

Deank

Chucken wrote: »

'Scuse us. We upgraded to carpet tiles a few years back.

Not from where Padd is from, they only got electricity in 2002.

cml387

Is the Beechmount still open?
Many a love story began there.

Whatsisname

Bring a letter written by the mammy to say she's given you consent to be allowed in

C.K Dexter Haven

Chucken wrote: »

Door supervisor.;)

Mariasofia wrote: »

Welcoming comittee??

Admittance consultant.:pac:

diograis

door technician?

FloatingVoter

The Palace in Navan is very exclusive. Elvis plays there on the nights when the farmer lets him off.

Wonda-Boy

Molester Stallone II wrote: »

In Navan? Sure, just carry a pig under your arm & you'll be grand

As opposed to a sawnoff shotgun in the big smoke!!! :rolleyes:

mad muffin

Chucken wrote: »

Door supervisor.;)

Mariasofia wrote: »

Welcoming comittee??

C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »

Admittance consultant.:pac:

Entrance exam :cool:

FloatingVoter

mad muffin wrote: »

Entrance exam :cool:

Rectal exam.

conorh91

Chance The Fapper wrote: »

Best bet is trying to get into the piano bar a bit earlier with a girl

I'm willing to bet this place is neither a "palace", nor does it have a man playing a piano at the bar.

Chucken

OP hasn't a hope of getting in.
You have to be over 18 to even view their website!!!

Welcome to The Palace Nightclubs. img04. Alert. You must be over 18 years or older to view this site

The Th!ng

Offer to suck off the bouncers and see what happens.

Ficheall

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Although it might be a bit easier getting in as an underage girl.

Jaysus, whatever about passing himself off as a few days older, passing himself off as an underage girl won't be easy...

Chucken

Ficheall wrote: »

Jaysus, whatever about passing himself off as a few days older, passing himself off as an underage girl won't be easy...

Hmmm. I don't know about that.
http://popwrapped.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Justin-Bieber_25.jpg

KeithM89

Back in 5th year, we robbed a laminating machine from the abandoned council offices and got one of the lads brothers to make us all fake driving licences.
You should do that.


...or just wait.

FloatingVoter

KeithM89 wrote: »

Back in 5th year, we robbed a laminating machine from the abandoned council offices and got one of the lads brothers to make us all fake driving licences.
You should do that.


...or just wait.

Just out of curiousity (I don't condone looting), where are these council offices. Is there any kind of nightwatch ? Is there still gear on the premises ?

KeithM89

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Just out of curiousity (I don't condone looting), where are these council offices. Is there any kind of nightwatch ? Is there still gear on the premises ?

It was at least 7 years ago, all the good stuff is long gone :P
Plus it's an Aldi now.

FloatingVoter

KeithM89 wrote: »

It was at least 7 years ago, all the good stuff is long gone :P
Plus it's an Aldi now.

Feckin' Germans.

ALiasEX

Hide in a mates suitcase.

Chucken

Chucken wrote: »

Piano Bar! Well law dee daw.

And a Palace!

No recession in Navan by the sounds of it, only notions.

Snake

Walk up in the club like hey can I come in I'm 18 wenesday

talla10

I was in my first night club at 15 and never ever got turned away...until my i turned 18 for some reason!

So Yes you will get in tonight but not a chance next Wednesday! It'll ruin your 18th birthday as it did mine and bitter over time will you become!

Snake

talla10 wrote: »

I was in my first night club at 15 and never ever got turned away...until my i turned 18 for some reason!

So Yes you will get in tonight but not a chance next Wednesday! It'll ruin your 18th birthday as it did mine and bitter over time will you become!

If you bring I.D like any rational person

suicide_circus

When you get refused, ask in a loud and condescending voice "do you know who I am?!" They will let you after that.