Man accused of having sex with mattress

The Purveyor of Truth

Man in court accused of having sex with a MATTRESS

A PSNI sergeant told a special sitting of the Magistrate’s Court in Derry that he found the convicted sex offender, naked from the waist down, watching porn on a handheld DVD player and having simulated sex with a mattress in the car park of an old peoples’ home in the city in the early hours of Saturday.

Martin Gregory Coll, 52, of no fixed abode, appeared in court charged with two offences linked to the alleged incident.

He is charged with committing indecent behaviour in the car park at Lavery Fold Old Peoples’ Home at Asylum Road. The defendant is further charged with “committing an act of lewd, obscene and disgusting nature and of outraging public decency by watching pornography in a public place and with having simulated sex with a mattress while naked”.

The police sergeant told District Judge Peter King that the defendant, who was given a suspended sentenced last week for stealing three charity boxes from the Translink bus depot offices at Foyle Street in Derry, was observed entering the rear car park of the old peoples’ home by police officers at 5am on Saturday.

He added: “He went to the rear car park which is used by staff and by residents. Officers went to check and when they arrived they heard what they described as sex sounds emanating from behind a fence in the car park. He had a handheld DVD player with the volume turned loud.

“He was laying on a mattress naked from the waist down with his trousers and underwear down by his ankles and he was simulating sex with the mattress. A number of residents in the old peoples’ home were awake at the time but they did not want to make a statement to the police.”

District Judge King said the defendant had 72 previous convictions. He remanded Coll, who is already the subject of a Sexual Offender’s Prevention Order, in custody until Thursday of this week.

Last week in the same court a barrister told resident District Judge Barney McElholm that the defendant was unable to obtain hostel accommodation because of the nature of his criminal record, which included four convictions for sexual offences.

Mr McElholm said the case of the homeless Coll highlighted the need for a half-way accommodation system for released prisoners. He imposed a four-month jail sentence, suspended for two years.

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Poor fcuker. Imagine getting sprung for that.

justsomebloke

you really needed to add 'in public' to the end of the thread title. It really takes on a different meaning then

Moat_Cailin

We've all been there

duchalla

fcuk him, he had previous form....

Export

Lol - morto for him.

mickydoomsux

He had a handheld DVD player with the volume turned loud.

So inconsiderate, i hate that :mad:

Mickey Dazzler

Happens to the best of us..

The_Minister

Johnny: Why do you keep scratching your crotch? Does someone have a few craaabs?? :P



Jimmy: No, bed bugs. :mad:

The Purveyor of Truth

If the mattress was a twin size, then technically it was a threesome.

catallus

A very sad story. Man is obviously not well. Another failure of the system. And he didn't even get taken into custody.

Banjo String

I hope at least it was a queen mattress.

If it was a king, that's a bit gay on top of everything else.

Sunnyisland

O dearest...

mathie

duchalla wrote: »

fcuk him, he had previous form....

Foam surely?

Roger_007

Was the mattress old enough for consensual sex? If not, it would be statuary rape!

Jawgap

It was traumatic for the mattress - it was made of memory foam.....



......anyway, it's a very sad story - hopefully he'll bounce back from it!

Panthro

Wonder was the mattress a memory foam.

Provided nobody else uses the mattress, the outline of his cawk could be immortalized forever!

kingchess

the fool should cop on-he should get a good grip on himself .Coming in an old folks home for **** sake,and I bet that he did not hear the police cumming up behind him. what a Wanker

Export

What was the mattress doing in the carpark anyway? Prior to 'getting it on'.

Jawgap

Is it time to put this thread to bed?

Export

I wonder was it the same trouble-maker of a mattress that caused a crash on the M50?

kingchess

Export wrote: »

What was the mattress doing in the carpark anyway? Prior to 'getting it on'.

It was just lying there-in the sexy ,provocative way that some mattresses behave when left out late at night

In Lonesome Dove

Banjo String wrote: »

I hope at least it was a queen mattress.

If it was a king, that's a bit gay on top of everything else.

Maybe it was single.

JustAddWater

catallus wrote: »

A very sad story. Man is obviously not well. Another failure of the system. And he didn't even get taken into custody.

I heard he was taken to jail and given a bed for the night

Jawgap

Is this him.....Mattress Mick(ey)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djg7MjqrfQQ

The Purveyor of Truth

JustAddWater wrote: »

I heard he was taken to jail and given a bed for the night

Hopefully the same happened the mattress.

Grayson

kingchess wrote: »

It was just lying there-in the sexy ,provocative way that some mattresses behave when left out late at night

That's it. Victim blame again.

Banjo String

Tbh