Women in Submarines.

kneemos

Do they have women in submarines or is it all male club?

solomafioso

On a scale of one to potato, how high are you right now?

OU812

All semen.

AlanS181824

Time for bed OP, time for bed...

Santa Cruz

Whats long and hard and full of seamen?
That's right. A submarine

RhubarbCrumble

Where ya been OP? We ALL live in a Yellow Submarine.

The Th!ng

This is the wrong place to book a gay cruise.

Bang_Bang

Something , something ,Love my submarine in something.

diomed

Something to do with equal rights, so no, it's not nice work where you can get on the office phone and discuss the weekend.

endacl

Santa Cruz wrote: »

Whats long and hard and full of seamen?
That's right. A submarine

What's long and hard and goes into tarts?

Rhubarb.

barneysplash

Q: My balls are black and blue. I've just hit them with a mallet.
What game am I playing?








A: Croquet!

Sunnyisland

Ah here

What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside....









Coconut.

catallus

A coconut?

wiseoldelf34

Couldn't see it,how would they survive without their wine?

The_Valeyard

wiseoldelf34 wrote: »

Couldn't see it,how would they survive without their wine?

Ah im sure there are many other alcoholic drinks that could be made from toilet bowls in a sub to please the ladies.

The Backwards Man

Was chatting to a wren submariner on a flight a few months ago, asked her how she liked it.

'Has its ups and downs' she said.

barneysplash

The_Valeyard wrote:

Ah im sure there are many other alcoholic drinks that could be made from toilet bowls in a sub to please the ladies.

That's how they make West Coast Cooler. You see, it's called West Coast Cooler because they first made it when on maneuvers off the coast of Galway. That's what the rep from Bailey's told me anyhow.

Tail Docker

The numbers of female submariners has taken a dive recently, a lot of them got das boot, this anomaly has only recently surfaced though. The Navy has tried to deny it but their figures were torpedoed by experts.

solomafioso

Tail Docker wrote: »

The numbers of female submariners has taken a dive recently, a lot of them got das boot, this anomaly has only recently surfaced though. The Navy has tried to deny it but their figures were torpedoed by experts.

They'd be no use when they have their monthly crimson tide.

Tail Docker

solomafioso wrote: »

They'd be no use when they have their monthly crimson tide.

It seems October is the worse month for some reason.

corner of hells

kneemos wrote: »

Do they have women in submarines or is it all male club?

No , there's no where to do the ironing.

Tail Docker

corner of hells wrote: »

No , there's no where to do the ironing.

Not true- they can do it on board.

MadsL

Female subs; always in demand.

brandnewaward

work two days a month giving tours on the sub moored in darling harbour in sydney, women can be deployed on subs ......and beer normally isnt allowed but im reliably informed that the aft torpedo tubes can hold 33 cases of beer....each. in fairness, best job i could ever have but the bogs are a sight to behold

corner of hells

Tail Docker wrote: »

Not true- they can do it on board.

Hmmm an ironing board ? Where would they keep their pottle ?

Tail Docker

brandnewaward wrote: »

work two days a month giving tours on the sub moored in darling harbour in sydney, women can be deployed on subs ......and beer normally isnt allowed but im reliably informed that the aft torpedo tubes can hold 33 cases of beer....each. in fairness, best job i could ever have but the bogs are a sight to behold

"Where to Captain?"

"Home, Darling."

"Fine, but stop calling me darling, the lads are starting to talk.."

fedor.2.

Women are better designed, both physically and emotionally, for life as a submariner.

All submarine crews should be female, ideally.

House of Blaze

Everyone knows you can't have women on a submarine.

They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting.

They muck about. Imagine... the fear... of knowing you have a woman on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself "God... will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You can't run a ship like that.

Tail Docker

House of Blaze wrote: »

Everyone knows you can't have women on a submarine.

They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting.

They muck about. Imagine... the fear... of knowing you have a woman on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself "God... will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You can't run a ship like that.

I think you've mixed up "women" and "teenagers" again. Easy mistake in fairness.

tony 2 tone

The smell of fedora off this thread is shockin'

Teyla Emmagan

fedor.2. wrote: »

Women are better designed, both physically and emotionally, for life as a submariner.

All submarine crews should be female, ideally.

I don't think so. I am basing this on the fact that I, as a woman, am claustrophobic, and extrapolating this to all women. Therefore no woman would like submarining.

There really are few things weirder for anyone than being in a small can with oceans of heavy water on top of you. Even the thought gives me the heebie jeebies.

Blitzkrieger

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

There really are few things weirder for anyone than being in a small can with oceans of heavy water on top of you.

You obviously haven't found any of the WTF threads....

I Heart Internet

Some actual facts:

http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/news-and-latest-activity/news/2014/may/05/140505-female-submariners

No sea too deep for female submariners

05/05/2014
Three women have made history by becoming the first ever female submariners to serve in the Royal Navy, the Defence Secretary Philip Hammond announced today.
After 110 years of the Silent Service, pioneering Lieutenants Maxine Stiles, Alex Olsson and Penny Thackray have become the first women to serve onboard a Vanguard class submarine.

Obviously this is just the UK Navy, dunno what happens in other navies.

Of course, we all know what can happen if things aren't handled properly:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11020480/First-female-warship-captain-stripped-of-command-over-affair-allegations.html

irishbuzz

"When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine."

B0jangles

irishbuzz wrote: »

"When a pregnant woman swims, she is a human submarine."

That's very deep.