EU law to tackle vacuum menace

wendell borton

This is the face of a mass murderer responsible for the death of polar bears and global warming but don't fear as the EU will save us through legislation.:rolleyes:


http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/this-new-eu-law-sucks-more-than-my-hoover-9687724.html

Duggy747

I was actually put in hospital last week from a really bad asthma attack after using me new vacuum, was the first and worst attack I've had in 20 years so I was caught out with no inhaler. Had a bad reaction from the dust which almost closed my airway entirely and nearly killed me.

I'm not allowed near the vacuum machine anymore :pac:

fedor.2.

Whole situation sucks

Banjo String

Coke and hookers hoovers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmC62Eg82E8

Pinch Flat

Even more reason for me not to Hoover the house "I'm saving the planet,l uv"

Kichote

They are digging deep now, running out of stuff to regulate.

Red Nissan

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm not allowed near the vacuum machine anymore :pac:

You need something like the Dyson Animal, it's specially made to trap and filter dust.

And it needs to be in perfect condition with new filters

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

To quote Tim Vine - I put my vacumn cleaner on eBay. It was just gathering dust at home.

miss no stars

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'm not allowed near the vacuum machine anymore :pac:

Me too Allergy clinic doctor said no way, no how. Hire a cleaner.

DrGreenthumb

I was thinking of selling my hoover, it's been gathering dust for years

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

I was thinking of selling my hoover, it's been gathering dust for years

21 minutes too late.

ScumLord

Bit of a non issue, things like this usually encourage innovation. Along the same lines as reducing the size of Formula 1 engines, the engineers will find ways of getting the same results out of less power.

antodeco

I just let my dog and rabbits in the house. Rabbits climb under my couches. Come out about twice the size from all the fluff. Self generating hoovers.

DrGreenthumb

Jedidiah Lively Pesticide wrote: »

21 minutes too late.

I'm only awake and I didn't read all the comments, amature mistake,

kudos to you my man kudos

goose2005

Looks like those clowns in Brussels did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Sh1tbag OToole

There are only a small fistfull of brands that make a hoover worth buying. Regardless of the wattage most of them dont suck, also a lot of the former 'good brands' have sold off their name to allow it to be put on crappy imported Chinese no-name hoovers. Electrolux and AEG for example.

frozenfrozen

might have to turbo the dyson. shes twincam lad, some cooo offa her. shes eu legal on the log book

kneemos

We used to have a vacuum that blowed and sucked depending on which end you stuck the pipe in.

Kichote

kneemos wrote: »

We used to have a vacuum that blowed and sucked depending on which end you stuck the pipe in.

We used to have a wet and dry one.

Annasopra

Oh no - those pesky Brussels men interfering in our rights to hoover.

It's an outrage Joe. AN OUTRAGE.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

goose2005 wrote: »

Looks like those clowns in Brussels did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

The collective noun for clowns is an alley, or a pratfall, not a bunch.

CrazyRabbit

Duggy747 wrote: »

I was actually put in hospital last week from a really bad asthma attack after using me new vacuum, was the first and worst attack I've had in 20 years so I was caught out with no inhaler. Had a bad reaction from the dust which almost closed my airway entirely and nearly killed me.

I'm not allowed near the vacuum machine anymore :pac:

Pfft...suck it up and get back to cleaning your house.

OneArt

I knew the Noo-Noo was evil. Something about it always freaked me out as a kid.

Down with sentient vacuum cleaners.

P_1

The Jeremy Clarkson approach to engineering is oft not the best approach to be taking. No need to have hoovers with that much power anyway. Hopefully it'll give the companies the kick up the arse that they need to bring out more efficient designs.

MadsL

Sh1tbag OToole wrote: »

Regardless of the wattage most of them dont suck.

So the ones that don't suck, suck.

Got it.

kneemos

MadsL wrote: »

So the ones that don't suck, suck.

Got it.

The ones that don't suck blow.

MsBubbles

OneArt that noo noo yoke always gave me the heebeegeebees my younger cousins used to watch Teletubbies. I always wondered what the writers of that show were on.